Help me get laid lads

Help me get laid lads

"Good at stroking things besides egos?"

Too forward i think

Could be much more forward.

"How about stroking my peenie-weenie while you're at it? I think it would be fun. hbu?"

Why even bother if you aren't going to be forward?

nope its fine

"fuck me right now you bitch" too forward?

Found the virgin

"Well stroke away"

If OP wants to be a Sup Forums god he should do this: If OP wants to get laid he should anything else

Tell her "imma feel demand tiddys"

Dem*

>found the virgin

Nope, this one:

''rofl ,my peni's name is ego''

You got dubs, so do it faggot.

i bet youre a pro at lots of things besides stroking

Op fag confirmed

"my ego is in my pants"

Waiting for reply

Winrar do it faggot

This looks like its all yours to fuck up, dude. Good luck keeping the pasta in your pants long enough for your dick to get into her mouth.

say something such as
"You'll have to let me judge by myself"
or something like that

If she wavy she'll take the joke. Maybe the dingledangle too

She chose that phrasing on purpose. She could have easily mimicked you and said "I'm a prop at boosting egos" but she didn't. She's already dtf, just butter her up a little bit. You'd have to be autistic to screw this up.

bump to see what becomes of this

Good job OP. Going straight to the bussiness is only correct option. Also she ll be up for it for sure.

op better deliever

Right lads while were waiting for nicole to reply what do i tell lesley?

Update faggot

Send her a dick pic

Ayy

Checked

dicks out for harambe

Wow
Gz

Yeah well I have a pretty big cock.

But will my cock fit in your mouth?

fuck off

quints have spoken.
Ayy

Holy shit that roll

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"mightn't"

...ugh.

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This. 1000 times this.

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this plus "it mightn't fit in your ass but we can still try."

We don't want another womynfag leaking user's info.

thirdeded

I'm not clever enough to phrase it, but something like "we can save space by [some form of physical contact/me being inside you]"

UUUNNNNNGGGHHHHHH!!!

Ey yo gurl, cut the shit you feel me? i know what i want and i know you want me 2 so how about dis weekend you come to mine, netflix an chill girl

both dubs you gotta do it

Damn this

Any wordsmiths here ????

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>blaze it fgt

we can make room if i stow my cock away in your ass ???

THIS
IS
A
GET
THREAD

We can save space by tessellating.

Kek, try it

>stroke my ego
Who says cringy shit like that? Might as well send every suggestion in the thread because you're not getting laid.

Don't worry, I know how to get things to fit

If it don't fit we're gona make it

All of these gets!

you're not playing tetris bro

rip op

Hopefully he's on his way to get laid

>wavy
You a loopy dude, user

Is it? Let's try because I never get

It's my penis weenis lol
Haha my itty bitty penis weenis

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Ive gotten laid on tinder twice doing this lol

Sorry but that was too soon. She's gonna be a girl and get offended and move on. You fucked up

topkek

This isn't a get thread

Oh ye, of little faith

Surprising. You're probably just a good looking guy, you could message oil carpet farts and get laid

CHECK THESE DUBS

If dubs OP gets laid

the fuck you on about Jimmy?

if quads OP gets laid

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"skilled at stroking, eh?" with one of those faggy winky faces. Playful but not crass.

kkk, kkk, I wonder what I’ll have to eat today.
jiggaboo soup? liver of gay? a cat from the local chinese buffet?

that's crass AF.

Keep doing what you're doing OP.

Maybe even stop texting and just wait till you see her.

I think you'd be surprised on that front, partner

that aint crass you pussy, chicks love a slightly dirty line like that if you sell it right. Makes you sound cheeky, which puts them at ease. You come off as fun.

Joking mah egos too large to stroke but ill let you go on a date with me. How about dinner tonight.

Pretty quiet around here

it's because you couldnt get trips. I'm leaving too.

We are bad at rolling them

yep.

I'm not

i'm pretty good at it.

nvm.

You are man, I'm good at it

o rly, m8?

Not really m8

rip by one

You're already in bro she's talking bout STA-ROKIN

you poor bastard.

tough luck m8
let's see who got it