What is wrong with this picture?

what is wrong with this picture?

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You are not hanging from a noose in it

Follow your dreams user. That's what he did.

Nothing's wrong in that picture

You will never see her tits

That was really fast.

i remember this day.
she'd come over every once in awhile when her son was away for school.
she'd get naked as soon as she came in, put on her favorite song and start fucking me while crying. she said the song reminded her of when her son was growing up, she missed him and couldn't hold the tears back. it made her and me cum buckets. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?

this was the song:
youtube.com/watch?v=UFyuQUKQM6g

guy has a pornstache but is not banging the girl...
god he isnt even hard

She's not naked

If I don't see her tits before I die, I will an hero.

His dick is bigger than hers.

Did he absolutely HAVE to do this naked? He knows he's famous and paparazzi are everywhere.

Probably wanted to show off for media attention

So true user. If only there was a pic of her tits...somewhere

I don't think he's had much work since lotr

He's got a ruined circumcised penis.

Feminism in action. She is just sitting there and not helping paddle that board, while the man is doing all the work and letting the female leach off of his success in paddling that board.

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??????????

how... how does this make sense?

He's not circumcised and that's just feral. It's not too late to get his penis cosmetically enhanced like most girls prefer.

Reincarnation bruh.

He's got scrawny-leg syndrome.

His proportions are shot to heck.

Look closer, it's got a horrible hood of extra skin

Double standards

Bro man getting naked so Katy gets naked too and doesn't

/thread

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That chicken legs.

>most girls
Most girls in Europe have never even seen a jewish muslim dick, let alone prefer it.

notice how all the charismatic man with qt girls have all the foreskin.jewis traditions make you a cuck americans hahaha

blooms got a little weiner

good to know that high hanging balls are normal

i feel you Sup Forumsro

What's wrong is that Katy loves big black cock so Orlando is probably just her cuckboy who gets to clean up after black dongs have their way with Katy.

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samefag

Katy Perry isn't naked

I'm pretty sure a number of them have been introduced to the cut, muslim dick, and now more than ever, appreciate their intact men and boys.

samefag

Australia is where it counts tho

yeah katy is gross. she looks like ashkenazer bloodline inbreed and has no ass

Fucking wow

time stamp

"I really wish Katy was more comfortable with herself. She has a gorgeous body that I can't get enough of. As for that canoe ride, it was a private holiday, it seems the entertainment media follow us everywhere. I'm not ashamed. I believe in bodily expression, it's natural" -Orlando Bloom, 8-4-16

Fucking dude is cockteasing us about Katy.
He knows.

Divide shill.

That's probably why most porn cocks are cosmetically enhanced with circumcision

He knows alright, knows how bad some fags taste is

Pirates of the carribean?

Thats becouse americans are all jews and all of them are degenerates who do porn for living!

Yeah LOTR and pirates royalties he doesn't need work.

>Most girls in Europe have never even seen a muslim dick

Not willingly anyway

I would be rock hard I don't know how he is controlling his dong like that.

they obviously just fucked

probably in the cold water, which is why his balls are all shriveled up, but his dick is still got like half a boner

no homo

The dick is on the guy.
Is this Sup Forums?

samefag

Most porn is american, dickhead.

Highly disappointed she did not partake in the nudity

Yeah, his balls are dry, that's the only explanation.

I have a nicer dick than orlando bloom. thats good to know

She started off with a micropenis and moved on to dog dick.

I look at a lot of hard dog dicks.

hes uncut
that aint good

sure you think that

charm

Look at his legs people.

They're so small compared to his upper body.

Yea but you are not Orlando bloom. Any chick will choose Orlando over you anyday.

what is she drinking?

some ideas?

show us you bank account

Crossing the Delaware springs to mind.

This pic makes me horny. Don't get me wrong. I'm hetero but seeing Katty next to a cock makes me think she sucking it. Again Orlando is sexy but I'm not gay.

Hope they don't do anything too stupid.

His penis looks like it's been kiked.

genital mutilation.

if u take the pole out u can put dicks in his hands

ITT: Dogcock faggots' fantasies of slurping up Orlando Bloom's dick cheese are ruined.

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Put him on a horse

Orlando has had to many beers even Katy looks embarrassed. Orlando please Katy is a good girl so please be nice.

Let's get HD up in here

He isn't jerking off on her back?

I know I just sound like a chad hating beta here, but fuck. I know some celebrities don't always date other celebrities. I mean really Katy? Orlando Bloom...He just seems like a fucking braindead actor with no substance. I can't imagine him having any kind of meaningful conversation. I mean he just looks so fucking odd here..

Just to counteract how pathetic me bitching sounds, i would rather have seen her with that football player

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hay there beta-cuck.

like isn't it fucking weird as fuck to be the only naked person? Her face is just like wtf

who the fuck is this supposed to be?

Katty is eight years younger and yet looks already older than Orlando. Her body is getting flabby and you can see all that cellulite showing.

She's getting near to that wall.

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Could we make this a meme? orlando bloom nude pics with captions about betas or cucks?

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>my parents mutilated me so I a superior to the 80% of people with normal dicks
What ever you say boss

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You are cut thats horrific.
No dick looks good, least of all a mutilated one.

>extra

i'm uncut
i'm telling it from my own experience
thats bad

>40 years old

He could still get 18 year old pussy even without his fame. Katty on the other hand is getting nasty old at 31. She's getting close to that XX genre expiration date.

Wonder who that is...

So go get cut. Unlike cutfags, you have a choice

The man is paddling, that is what is wrong with the picture.