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First for short hair can be metal.

Just dont be lanky

2 options

1. Long hair
2. Buzz cut with big beard

4th for thicc chunky riffs

Favorite Striborg album?

>skelly
>short hair
reminder that skellies are metal

wrong

Or you could just take option #3 and not give a fuck what people think of your haircut.

Ah, but we are discussing the appearance of humanoids, not undead. Surely a colossal humanoid could pull off the short hair.

What's the shortest in length?

did someone say skeletons

Your dick, but that's not a Striborg album.

heavy metal is kinda gay and homoerotic music which inspires the hidden queer in metalheads.

we /skooky/ now

That's just you projecting

everybody knows that the trve homoerotic genre in the 70s is funk

man u savage u no dat

post more skeltal metal

80s german thrash sucks

get over it

How could you not enjoy Germans trying to pronounce English words?

Kreator sucks. Destruction and Sodom are pretty good.

>I do not enjoy the metal genre at all
fakes leave the hall

Why are you guys in here when /gg/ is memeing Sup Forums

'yes'

US thrash > german thrash. get over it.

not an argument
>also wrong

...

>not an argument
not an argument

>80s german thrash sucks is an argument
>somehow US thrash > german thrash. get over it. is not

you're not the prettiest sunflower around, are you user?

We're having a laugh, mate
(you're right, though; I can be accurately described by many words, but pretty simply isn't one of them)

(also Dt thrash > Us thrash 4ever)

just got tickets to deafheaven in a couple months, one of the openers is emma ruth rundle

am i missing something, they don't seem similar at all

They're both atmo-rock

>wasting money on a meme band

>tfw no metal version of Chant of the Ever Circling Skeletal Family

i'll spend my money however i want thank you

chevelle needs to hurry up and go on tour again, i've missed them the last two times

>chevelle
>cuckheaven
Christ user, I bet you bought and liked Helmet's latest album too

no

[spoiler]i only have their greatest hits[/spoiler]

Have fun dude I've seen deafheaven live twice and it was fucking transcendental

>How does a mother kill her child, without ever seeing their face?
>How does a father permit the act, becoming a part of disgrace?
>How can a product which came from such “love”, become such an object of fear?
>When it’s over, the deed has been done, take a long hard look in the mirror.

>tfw no good christian black metal

go to bed HHH

Just bought this off reverb, did I do good Sup Forums?

I've been on the look with no luck, too. Good christian Doom abounds, though. What are those quotes from?

that looks like a comfy ass bed, man

Postal is more Punk than it is Metal I think.

What's some good albums for someone looking to check out industrial metal?

I'm bored at work so here's a little game.
What do the following songs have in common?

>Sons Of The Northern Darkness
>The Jester's Dance
>Rainmaker
>Mortal Share
>The Art Of War
>Melancholy
>Fight No More
The winner gets to punch their most hated metal musician.

BACK THE FUCK UP

Blacklodge - Login:SataN
Blacklodge - Solarkult
Blacklodge - MachinatioN

they all suck

metal-archives.com/bands/Obsydian/115678

real underground shit. the full length is surprisingly riff-tastic.

Mysticum - In The Streams Of Inferno
Master's Hammer - Šlágry
Aborym - Kali Yuga Bizarre & Fire Walk With Us!
Dodheimsgard - 666 International
Thorns - Thorns
Mayehm - A Grand Declaration Of War
Blacklodge - Login:SataN & >SolarKult<
Blut Aus Nord - The Work Which Transforms God & MoRT
Menace Ruine - Cult Of Ruins
Murmuüre - s/t

>Blacklodge - Login:SataN & >SolarKultno MachinatioN

Stfu nerd or else Knarrenheinz will shove a chainsaw up your ass

I didn't want to include more than two of each and I thought the debut was more important to include

>tfw no Splatterpunk novel about Knarrenheinz doing ridiculously gory shit

Knarrenheinz is a big guy

Not the kind of answer I was expecting but meh, I'll take it. Who'd you like to punch the most, mate?

Give us a hint, Pablo

Gonna say this again
Need
Knarrenheinz
Doom
WAD
Now

for u

...

Would enemies be reskinned as other metal mascots?
youtube.com/watch?v=jS06mZtpEmI

I think that might be the second best Sodom album. Maybe third, but most likely a tie with Agent Orange.

(the best one's Obssessed by Cruelty btw)

punching John Petrucci would be nice

>when you're so much german soldier blood in you your heard turns into a gas mask

the death metal influence really makes it IMO

>1:14

I know that feel

Vulgar Display Of Power Style would be sweet. Imagine the joy that felt the guy who got to kick Glenn Danzig ass.

When did this glorious meme get made? Saved

I always thought that TTB was the most "black" they had been since OBC. In fact I feel a stronger DM vibe on the latter than on anything they've done (might just be the whole primitiveness of it)

>punching Petrucci
>implying your hand wouldn't disintegrate
>imblyign he wouldn't stop you with his guitar wizard powers before you even contemplated such an action

Nobody would even be able to land a blow on Petrucci because his footwork is in such odd time signatures

Is your clock in odd time signatures again, Mr. Petrucci? didn't you notice it's bed time?

...

There's no fucking way he posts here, Alberto. Don't forget I can literally melt your face with a solo. Even during a ballad.

>no fucking way he posts here
>I can literally melt your face with a solo
Petrucci just outed himself! That's what you get for thinking in polyrhythmics!

wew lad

This is gonna be you in a second kid, I'm not messing around
youtu.be/fkj19VarQx0?t=1m29s

Daily reminder that Petrucci will have his name on a New York Times best seller

YOU ARE BEWIIIIIIIIITCHED

pls be real

>blabbermouth.net/news/dream-theater-the-astonishing-album-turned-into-a-novel/

>it's real
is it really a surprise to anyone that sci-fi authors who actually take their writing serious prefer to be called speculative fiction or whatever?

i mean at this point everything goes, right? literal fanfiction got turned into a bestseller, we can do this.
i should try to publish all my books to try and make ca$h

not an argument

brief overview of industrial metal and its subgenera

original, pure industrial metal is pretty much Ministry and Fear Factory (although their debut is industrial death metal), and their now-forgotten copycats
Ministry
Fear Factory
Spina
Sister Machinegun
Flash Terrorist
Strapping Young Lad
Batman Beyond OST
some recent bands have put out very good material and deserve a shot
3TEETH
MELT


NDH (Neue Deutsche Härte) was pioneered by Die Krupps when they transitioned from EBM to industrial rock/metal in the 90s, and Rammstein refined the formula by introducing Laibach-influenced vocals. It's not necessarily metal per se but some NDH bands have distinct metal riffing and Die Krupps defined themselves as a metal band in the 90s so it gets a pass. Fundamentally it's simple industrial rock with old school EBM elements (synthrock basslines, macho vocals, martial themes and aesthetics).
Die Krupps
Rammstein
Hanzel und Gretyl
Oomph!
Ruoska
Jesus and the Gurus
Panzertank
Not sure where they fall since they started out as cyber metal, but now they're basically Sisters of Mercy + Rammstein, so I think they deserve a mention:
Deathstars

Industrial Death Metal isn't really a genre, but there's a handful of albums out there that fit the label
Fear factory - Soul of a New Machine
Nexus Inferis - A Vision of the Final Earth
Morbid Angel - Illud Divinum Insanus

industrial Doom Metal is also very narrow:
P.H.O.B.O.S.
Author&Punisher
NKVD

Electro Metal is a really vague genre that encompasses anything that's very dancey and doesn't fit neatly in other categories:
Helltrash
Semargl
Turmion Kätilöt
Psyborg Corp

(Cont)

Will that Immortal album with Abbath gonna be good?

I unironically had a collection of poems published in an anthology and a small book of their own
I made a little over 700 burger points
Sometimes I read them and cringe so fucking hard I wish I could go back in time and kill myself because if I did it now, it just wouldn't be the same

Industrial Black Metal was invented at the turn of the millennium by several 2nd wave BM bands (as well as a handful of less successful isolated acts) that simultaneously decided to try a cleaner sound, martial riffing and various industrial techniques like sampling noises and speeches. Mysticum is often credited with being the first BM band to include techno beats in its music but I've found a few IBM demos that date back to 1995 so it's debatable. It's a very complex genre where very few bands sound alike so I'll keep it to the essentials.
Blacklodge
Thorns
DHG
Iperyt
Mysticum
HELEL
Aborym
Alien Deviant Circus
Terra::Polaris
Several famous BM bands have had a short IBM period, often with interesting results:
Satyricon - Rebel Extravaganza
Mayhem - The Grand Declaration of War
Abigor - Fractal Possession
interesting little oddity: Vergeltung, pretty much blackened Rammstein

Cyber Metal is basically industrial metal mixed with corsetcore. It has a distinctive cybergoth aesthetic and borrows elements from mid-2000s harsh EBM (distorted screeched vocals, trance-inspired synth leads). It was pioneered by The Kovenant in 2000 as an attempt to create symphonic IBM, but since they were mostly influenced by gothic BM like CoF, it resulted in industrial corsetcore.
The Kovenant
Ensoph
Herrschaft
T3chn0ph0b14
Neurotech
Sybreed
Illidiance
Some of the more recent bands, with a harder sound and slightly less romantic overtones, paved the way for Djent:
Mechina
ID:Vision
Tyrant of Death

Djent is what you get when a bunch of dumbasses (Meshuggah) take a good Fear Factory riff and fuck it up until it becomes hipster-friendly wank that attracts a shitload of copycats looking for a more "intellectual" version of metalcore:
Meshuggah
The Algorithm
Periphery
Textures

Several aggrotech acts have also started doing industrial metal in the past few years
Psyclon Nine
Combichrist
Dawn of Ashes
Freakangel

fucking kek, holy shit
i never wrote poetry cause i suck hard at it, although i have written an absurdly high amount of short stories some of which could make books and others could make anthologies

i fucking want to publish all my shitting writing so future me could cringe

that's pretty extensive friendo, but you definitely forgot The Axis Of Perdition in the IBM section

The Axis of Perdition are far from essential and Spektr cover the "atmospheric spooky dissonant IBM" angle better than the Axis.

English wasn't even my native language and yet my high school counselor kept pushing me to write "stupid shit that rhymed" so I could make bank off of "homosexual English majors hungry for an edgy Dr. Seuss"
So I locked myself into my room, listened a shitload of Burzum and wrote this shit which got published in some random journal

>Who will bring rye to our table when the baker is dead?
>Not the milkman or the post-boy
>Or even the baker's young daughter, unhappily unwed.
>I will mourn for her loss and share her grief in her heart;
>I will cast my name unto her languished void presence
>And we will never ever be apart.
>She will find herself to be my toy
>Hidden inside a dusty box in a molding crate in my shed
>Where I am to visit her each night and feed her bread.
>It coaxes her into sleep
>And she does not weep
>When I undress her and when I love her inside and out,
>And when I whisper in her ear that she is mine to keep
>And it's alright to moan and shout.

>recited it to a crowd of hipsters twice my age at the same
>some hot bitch with huge cleavage shook my hand and asked me who my influences were
>I said, "Varg, Ihsahn and Quorthon"
>mfw she said they all sound very interesting and would like to read their poems

>Satyricon - Rebel Extravaganza
>Abigor - Fractal Possession
God DAMN I forgot to add those two when writing There's also Sadastor, the Helheim society (one nifty EP) and the shortlived Grand-Declaration-Of-War-parallel project Mezzerschmitt, with their sole EP Weltherrschaft

I wrote about twenty poems a few years ago when drunk as fuck.

They're total stream-of-consciousness wankery but I like them.

One day I came back home on the train completely piss-drunk out of my mind and listening to MachinatioN on headphones, and I have no recollection of the travel, but the next morning, my friend called me because apparently, I had dictated him two poems by phone while shouting at a hobo when I was riding the train.

He showed them to me and I'm rather proud of one of them.

But it's in French so I can't show you.

oh, I'll check these out

that may have been one of the most hilarious stories i have ever heard, holy fucking shit

i wrote massive ass reviews for papers but those are actually p good considering my age at the time, although i DID embarrass myself at acting


>end of acting club class in middle school
>we were suppose to improv a short skit
>I was given the part of a hobo (which is now hilarious in retrospective) talking to a business man about the hardships of living on the streets
>I dressed up like a hobo with big tattered clothing, wig, fake beard, the whole nine yards
>played it pretty mild at first, just talking about how no one wants to give homeless people a chance
>halfway through I start screeching and screaming about alcoholism, drugs, abuse and act drunk
>accidentally punch the other actor in the boob, she steps away from me
>screaming like a jackass, like if a real hobo wound up on stage
>audience doesn't make a sound, all just staring at me silently
>stand up, bow to the crowd
>no one claps
>take off the wig and beard, I'm sweating and panting
>say "ALLLRRIGGHTYY THEN!"
>no one is saying anything still
>apologize and sit down

I have no idea what happened that day. I became the ultimate autismolord. I swear. Every other day I barely spoke a word to anyone and was quiet.

post em anyways my man

I wrote about 700 "poems" over the course of 10 years, each batch leaving behind aspects of regular poetry, like metric, rhymes and having words arranged in any way that would make sense to the average reader. The latter works read like the ramblings of a schizophrenic before being found hung from a ceiling.

It's all gone now, except I sent a copy of everything to my Literature teacher who actually liked them. I think she died recently.

>say "ALLLRRIGGHTYY THEN!"
>no one is saying anything still
>apologize and sit down
my fucking sides

Jesus christ

I can try a rough translation:

COMPLETELY
EACH IMPULSION ENSNARES
WITHOUT PAIN
SHSHSHSHSH
EACH DETAIL FILTERS OUT FOR FIFTY YEARS
ARTIFICE REGULAR RHYTHM COMMUNICATES
POWER
SHUDDERINGS
SHUDDERINGS
SHUDDERINGS
I LEAVE
FLEE-FLEE-FLEE

WRITE!
SYNCTISCIBLE ELEMENT
VERY DIFFICULT TRYING TO LISTEN
TWO THOUSAND TIMES SATAN
WALK THREE TIMES TOO FAST
THREE TIMES SCRAPINGS
THREE TIMES THE UNBEARABLE
THORN THORN IN FOOT
THE WATER STAGNATES
[LAUGHTER]
PROGRESSIVE-DEGRESSIVE MOTION
TEMPLE
RETROGRESSIVE
GOOD.
BLOK
MULTIPLE ROSE
EACH ELEMENT CORROBORATES
GOOD.
IT IS THE VOICE

TINY HUMANS
YOU! DON'T LOOK OVER HERE!
[LAUGHTER]
THEY STARE THEY COME BACK
THEY GO AWAY INTERCHANGEABLE
THEY COME THEY GO
POINTED FINGER