User

user,
if you could send a message back in time, to 13-year old you, what would it say ?

Sauce

Don't travel with your family abroad this year, or at the very least, avoid water parks. Otherwise you'll get raped pretty hard by two random Spaniards.

Cum in her face, she likes it and never told to you.

smoke even more weed and do even less work

lottery numbers & dates of draws.

Learn to play an instrument and go outside. Get a real hobby.

Other than lottery numbers and such which seems to be the most obvious and easy win...

People betray you more than you were taught by your parents and peers, work on yourself before working on everyone else or you'll grow to be a depressed fuck through most of your 20's and 30's.

End it now.

Invest in Apple

Install Gentoo sooner

You're going to fuck a married woman in 10 years. Have fun.

try to think of something to amuse user's stupid thread on 8/5/16

Ayy lmao

Kill yourself now.
It ain't getting any better.

Your last paragraph has real truth in it.. Work on yourself first definitely
Is what I would tell my 13 year old self.

Dress crazy now, experiment wildly, and you'll get used to it and be able to have a healthy creative relationship to clothes later on. This advice would carry over into every other area of life.

Actually try in school. Get A+ certified. Wait for Carly.

Invest in Apple, Twitter, Facebook.. Jump on the bit coin bandwagon as soon as it starts.

Pulling out doesn't work

try LSD sooner

Get better grades and hop on the bitcoin train

Nice binary code

anytime you jerk off keep away from the edge for at least 30min while maintaining at least a 80% erections. drink more water and for fucks sake it a vegetable once in a while

dont click on this thread

the feels

Mfw I was gonna buy 150 BTC when they were 30 cents each.
Mfw I didn't have the $45
Mfw three days later they shot up to $180 a piece.
>Mfw I potentially missed out on around $150,000

don't smoke weed, ever. It will fuck you and your whole life up

Stay in school, fuck bitches and stay single
Work out like a motherfucker and learn how to dress

he's really saying moderation is key to anything. If you are an obsessed faggot about anything it will ruin your life.

Don't be so concerned with being a good person. Everyone will disappoint you eventually.

In a year you are going to meet the most amazing person you will ever know. and she will leave you if you don't put in an actual effort. Get AIM when she hints about it to keep in touch more often. Draw pictures for her as soon as you can, and often, maybe of scenes in the stories she wrote. Talk about her writing and artwork too. Show her you are interested in what she does. Because you will be, trust me. About a month in talk about your aspirations for college, and ask her about her's. Then eventually ask her if she would be interested in attending the same college. Write her poetry and actually share it with her. Ask for her opinions an how to improve. Write stories together. I fucking hate that you are getting this advice and not me. Its going to tear you apart when she disappears, and you will only have yourself to blame! If you were more of a reason to stick around, she wouldn't have gone missing, and then declared dead! All you have to do is show how much you really care about her. Don't think its stupid, or too soft. Only thick headed idiots think that way! And I know you aren't! Fuck! I would give anything to switch places with you right now, and have a chance to do everything right! Got it?! DO IT RIGHT!

But no, look at what you become. A failure. A worthless piece of shit. You can't hold down a decent relationship because none of them ever live up to her. You didn't do nearly as well as you could have in college because you spent so many sleepless nights trying to figure out what happened to her. And now you have a piece of shit job and a piece of shit life. You are lonely, and desperate just to see her one last time. And that one last encounter is the only thing keeping you going. Once it's no longer viable, well, we might be in for a quick exit.

You only have yourself to blame. So be better than me. Put in more of an effort. Tell her you love her more often then you think is necessary. Make more plans to do more things together. Because I wish I did

Invest into amazon

Theres going to be this website in a couple of years, called Sup Forums. DO NOT FUCKING GO ON IT.

nah man for me it's just the weed I could not handle. I got unsecure, paranoid, even schizoid without even smoking it everyday all day like some do. I'd be a better person now if I'd never touched that shit.

Don't worry, there are always more user. Focus on improving you as opposed to focusing on something you can't improve. :^)

Your degrees in history will be useless. Get a degree in a STEM field instead or skip college entirely.

Kill em all

yep

NOT PENNY'S BOAT

Do well and put effort in school, friends are important but they won't make your dreams come true. Learn to play an instrument. Don't focus too much on one thing.

is this the ugly stupid ass motherfucker I always hated to laugh at me when opening soundcloud?

God do I fucking hate him.

Mom starts going crazy right about the time she turns 55. Beware and dont let her move in.

Don't bury the body at the clearing near the lake. They will find it there. Put it into the hidden cave, it will be covered by a landslide three years later.

Keep checking your pituatary gland every year. You got CHIP so no biggy.

I swear that's Richard Feynman.

you're an idiot, this girl is never going to live up to the expectation in your head.

Let your best friend suck your cock more often, he is great at it and you'll regret no doing it in the future.You can't get HIV unless one of you already has it, so when he asks if you wanna experiment with anal, fuck the shit out of him. Also, suck him too, you'll get used to it.

continue with boxing, you could have had a career..

When your bestfriend's slutty asian gf offers to slob your knob in his bedroom, do it.

This

>I have one chance to change the life of a younger me by telling him how to avoid all these bad things the world done to me by my own fault or by chance

>get fucked in the ass

Christ fucking kys

You could have been a contender, you could have been somebody.

You're going to have an amazing time. Then a. Amazingly shit time. Stay away from too much porn. Don't get into a relationship with that girl you fucked at 18, dw about it nothing you can do to stop this shit.

Don't party so much, start reading

i quit because of a girl, but that was a long time ago.

Good catch user :^)

Get a "girlfriend".

Sure, it's pointless when you're that young, and it will only last a month or two, but it's necessary for learning to develop actual relationships later in life.

just curious, are you a producer?

"kill them, kill them all"

I would be pitching, not receiving. Also, why are they bad? I enjoyed the few years of sexual experimentation I had with my friend.

Don't waste your time on her

Winning lotto #'s
Sporting event outcomes
Stockmarket info

Basically send any information that could be use to make money or make me look like a total epic badass

You don't actually have to wash your hands after you goto the bathroom

start pumping your cock everyday and never stop. its like a workout for your dick you can grow really big. i have grown a massive girth, but if i had started when i was a kid still in puberty i would probably be the biggest in the world.

Search half dollar bank rolls for silver.

okay let's change my

>get fucked in the ass
to
>suck a dick

doesn't change shit. I don't even care if you're gay it's just like you would've written something like "buy that lolipop that you didn't buy back then, it will taste great"

-Never ever do benzodiazepines or any other psychiatric drugs.
-Don't drink and drive a DWI cost a lot of money.
-Don't waste your twenties focus on finding out what it is that makes you happy and do the shit out of it.
- women are not equal they are very very different than us despite what they teach you in school. Use them for sex but never get emotionally attached to 1 it is a dire waste of time.
- make sure what makes you happy also makes you money and if what makes you money doesn't require a college education it's probably a good idea to avoid it as it's an entire waste of a 4 years.

Stick to writing, be nice to Karen, forget about Sarah. Drink less.

>Stop trying to chase the pack and be as cool as the cool kids
>Stop caring what others think.
>Ask Tori out. You were such a pussy to not.
>Girls in general aren't scary. They are just as scared and nervous as you were
>Don't wait till you were in your late teens/early 20s to start rebelling...while you were smoking dope and tagging behind gas stations, those cool kids you were trying to mentally rebel against were partying, having fun, and growing up. You weren't.
>Now you waited till you are 30 to actually grow up. And you aren't anywhere as happy as you could have been.

>never start listening to hiphop
>stop believing you're special
>atheism is the religion of pussies
>start doing sports to keep in shape

Stay away from the dark haired whore.

/thread

Get A's in school. Exercise a lot. Talk to girls. Do football.

Nah, that time period is one of the most memorable periods of my life and it made my childhood very interesting. While everyone else was reading porn mags and watching scrambled porn on TV, fantasizing about shit to get off, we were getting it done. Sucking and jerking in RL. It was great and the only bad part was the constant feeling of getting caught. We shouldn't have even needed to hide it from people, mainly our parents. No we are not gay, we are both married now and happy; however, it was fun at the time.

eat more fiber

No, unfortunately just a talentless retard

Don't accept what you know is wrong. Fight for what's right even if you think you will die for it.

Defend your loved ones to the death. Don't get on the plane.

"Respect your friends and don't be so asocial asshole"

>Do not leave your normie friends.
>Go out with your normie friends.
>Talk more to her.
>She won't make the move, you will have to do it yourself.
>Do not trust Jews.
>Take care of your body, exercise more.
>Do not believe your history teacher, Hitler was actually right. You will soon know why.
>Prepare yourself for white extermination.

Don't drive fast around that corner. You won't be able to stop in time.

kill urself

>I am not gay

are you literally trying to tell me that the best thing you could ever have done to make the most out of your life is to suck more dick?
nigga u gay

trip dubs

You can fuck more than you think
Start boxing now
Be a good student
Dont fuck with that psycho girl

Get used to being alone.

No, it doesn't get better from here. Life sucks and then you die.

kill yourself early

Specifically:

Actually try in school. yes, it's all fucking busywork, but so is the rest of life. Get used to it now, or just don't ever try.

Get A+ certified through that class. yes, it's a chunk of money, but it will be worth it. You'll actually end up with a good IT job before your 25, if you do.

Go to fucking college. yes, it's a lot of money. Start saving up. Hound you dad every week for a savings account.
Major in IT, but take writing classes (you will enjoy writing guides/tutorials and the such) become a technical writer.

Leah isn't worth it, Sarah is fucking crazy (also, dave and will are assholes, fuck them). Seriously wait for/look for Carly. She's awesome, just about perfect and actually likes you for you. Avoid Erin. She's a crazy, stupid bitch.

Avoid ST3000DM001's...

Maine Coon's are awesome cats. Get more.

Invest in solar and a battery farm.

Invest in Apple, Facebook, Twitter, etc. Hire a hitman to take out The Trump, and HRC.

Jump on bitcoin as soon as you can, and mine the shit out of them.

Don't take Accutane, no matter how bad the acne gets. Learn to invest earlier than you did.

DO NOT HAVE KIDS.
If you are thinking about it, STOP. For fucks' sake, at least don't do it until Mom tells you the truth about her medical history, and your fathers.
EVEN THEN DON'T DO IT.

... If you do, you will make monsters.

>don't start dating guys from the internet
>don't shave your eyebrows
>parents divorcing isn't that big of a deal
>just cry it out, it will get better
>people are not worth your anger
>stop stressing about what high school will be like, its just a pile of spoiled, ignorant kids

Mine Bitcoin

I've already fucked every girl you'll ever fuck. Enjoy my sloppy seconds, faggot.

P.S. I know where you live.

Holy shit, need more info

And I keep on forgetting: get a shrink. get treatment for depression and anxiety.

fucking kek

Lol.

shut up moot.

>three years from now you will find yourself in a pub car park late at night with two fourteen year old girls stroking your hair, saying you're cute and asking you if they can put their hands in your pants and if you want to go to the park with them for more

>do not at this point say "no, i don't do that stuff, you girls are too pretty" and make excuses because should you do this you will regret not having been sucked by and fucked them for the rest of your life and you will never experience young pussy

>also, invest everything you own in a company called apple

I... am not really ready to talk about that.
I just really, really wish I could send myself a message back in time.
... or a bullet.

sup, study and ignore the retards, its good for ya

Report your dad for abuse, quit putting up with your mom's gross armpit sniffing thing, Amy likes you, you're going to move to a stank-ass shithole in a couple years so start making weed connections, accept the invitation to IMSA, leave your toxic family behind ASAP or kill yourself, get laid ASAP cuz things go dramatically downhill after you move.

this right here, might be cliche but too much of a good thing is not a good thing.