The next Eto'o

The next Eto'o

Prove me wrong.

I don't need to, real life will prove you wrong.

He's english.

Proved.

This.

Manc Pele desu

He's better than Eto'o.

i wish you welsh/scottish/n.irish twats would get your own flags already

He plays nothing like Eto'o

This is just like when you lot were telling everyone how good Macheda or Fraizer Campbell were gonna be

you guys really are delusional

Funny how they spent ages mocking Liverpool and then immediately started acting like them

Only because united actually experienced success so their entitled and deluded nature was justified, now that they've become a mid table club their true nature has been revealed

>Hourly reminder that Sterling, Lallana, Milner, Rooney, Kane, Sturridge and Wilshere all got more game time at the Euros than Rashford

He may not be the next Eto'o, but he sure as shit will be better than any of these cunts

United's arc is looking alarmingly similar to Liverpool's, just with much larger associated monetary sums

Fuck, it's hard to argue with this. Rashford has looked so good though.

Yeah, excuse OP.

He's more like the next R9.

Woy would still be England manager if he'd started Rashford

>rashford had 4 minutes against Iceland and they were the only 4 minutes we weren't embarrassing

He's got worse ball control than Welbeck. Stop hyping cack like this up.

Poor man's Origi.

That Lad at West Brom Leko is gonna be Great too. Ppl should be looking at him

the burden of persuasion doesn't lie with us fuckboy

Rashford not scoring more than 5 goals in the eplel 16/17, you can screencap this

the next generic black kid that flops very hard

no need to prove anything

It's Mourinho so he probably won't even play.

Nah. This generic black pace-babby is actually good and has already shown, at the age of 18, that he actually has an understanding of decision-making and finishing. That's the problem with the archetype pacy black forward (without wanting to go full Sup Forums), they're dumb. Rashford isn't. He's shown calmness under pressure at important times. No one would have held it against him if he was quiet against City in the Manchester derby. Or if he came on and imploded like his England teammates against Iceland. But he didn't. He's got a productiveness about it him that most can only dream of.

He would have stood a chance if he wasn't playing in England. English league makes players not reach their full potential: Gerard Piqué, Balotelli, Walcott, Javier Mascherano
,Bale, Cristiano Ronaldo, etc.

Ronaldo became a much better player in the PL playing for Ferguson. If he'd gone straight from Lisbon to Real Madrid, he wouldn't have achieved his physical peaks. He wouldn't be nearly as good at heading or riding challenges.

If he'd gone straight to Madrid he'd have been forgotten about in a few years after Raul and Casillas forced the managers to lock him in cupboards and play for the reserves

Wew

is he fast?

he's not pacey black winger fast and he has way better assets

he's literally Thierry Henry Mk. II

how can one not start englands biggest hope since sterling

henrys main asset was literally his pace
>source: any fifa game ever

>they're dumb. Rashford isn't.
>hardboiled.egg

>This is just like when you lot were telling everyone how good Macheda or Fraizer Campbell were gonna be
You missed the ABU memo mate. He's already surpassed those two, so he's a half season wonder now. It was going to be that he wouldn't play under Mou, but he signed that massive new deal so they scrapped that one.

>henrys main asset was literally his pace

There's a difference between 'main asset' and 'only asset'. Henry also had god tier technique and footballing brain, which is why he was always the top scorer and top assister in the league almost every season.

Okay then lad he's the new Welbeck

Football intelligence =/= real-world intelligence

He's already showed himself to be a more a natural forward than Welbeck.

has no defensive qualities
>benched
>based maureen

>rash tackles
>not defensive

you seriously using a play on words
>some reddit shit right here

is this the thread where Man U and England fans pretend some pacey black kid is world class?

Yeah.

He's the English Weah