Why do people say 'herr derr there will never be mega pikachu...

Why do people say 'herr derr there will never be mega pikachu, there will never be mega evolved nfe pokemon' when mega slowbro exists?

Because he's a split evolution and not a stage 2 Pokemon.

ooga booga, where da female goodra at?

>playing pokemon past gen3
top jej

>playing past gen2

it could get a different type of evo in sun and moon

Because nobody likes raichu

>playing or caring about anything other than Gen1

Underage banned

Friendly reminder that there will be a mega Pikachu one day, just because.

go play overwatch, neckbeard. sad!

>Playing anything but Gen 1
Gen 2 was cool but not as special, third was okay. The rest fucking suck.

This nigger gets it

Gen 3 was based but I've played the first 2 the most

YOU NOW REMEMBER HOW OP SLOWBRO WAS IN GEN 1 WITH AMNESIA
>You now remember Persian landing a critical hit every time with Slash
You now remember pulling your battle cable if your oponent sent out a Mewtwo
>You now remember wrecking everyone with Chansey because of her high Special

>genwunners

Gen 2 >>>>>>>>> Gen 1 > gen 3

fedora tier opinion

see-

Cancer

>B-but muh generic shitty Pokemon no. 947 with mega super evolution is better than the original 151 I swear!!

Gen 2 > Gen 3 > Gen 1

Gens 2 and 3 are objectively better. The mega evolutions are dumb. Gen 2 literally has the fucking first game inside of it

platinum was the best pokemon game by far

This user gets it

Plus you get to face against red on mt silver

Also just wanted to post this

>mfw it's true
wtf Slowking is clearly the third stage

Goddamnit Sup Forums take it to the pokemon board

Gen 2 was fun as fuck but Gen 1 is GOAT for me
Plus the music in gen 1 is the best of them all, I remember that shit entirely.

Slowbro is fully evolved dipshit

>what is slowking
genwunner detected

go back to Sup Forums

Slowking is like an "optional" evolution, technically the next step forward but not actually objectively superior to Slowbro, unlike how most evolutions work.

Nice little buzzword faggot, 1st generation is superior and there's a reason why it still is the most loved and recognized of them all despite niggers like you trying to force their shitty Pokemon after that

mexicans are appalling posters

Nice argument Abdullah

>slowking
that's slowpoke's other evolution dummy, that's like saying flareon isn't fully evolved because jolteon and vaporeon exist. slowbro isn't a NFE

Slowking evolves from slowpoke you fucking paste eating mongoloids. Slowbro is fully evolved

gen 2 is objectively the best gen

Hey, they're out of the the EU now. Please refer to him by his God given name, Sir Montgomery Tinklesmash VI

>gen 2 is objectively the best gen
was a pretty great playthrough yeah but the metagame was shit tbdesu

>Playing Pokemon AT ALL
Haha seriously? I thought this board was meant to be alpha. Whilst you nerds were playing pokemon in school, I was busy banging girls and teachers. No wonder I bullied you all so much ahhaa

>I thought this board was meant to be alpha.
That's what you get for thinking. Sup Forums was never dudebro superjocks

back to LADbible, m8

>getting involved in the meta game of something designed for children
how to ruin your childhood memories 101, i already did this with yugioh and now i have extremely deep knowledge about a fucking childrens card game

i like you

Nostalgiafags are the fucking
worst and gen 3 fags might be even worse.
Gameplay eise best gen was gen 2, worst was 4 and 3 was barely better because of all that fucking water.
Competetively speaking 4th was the best and one the worst
Everyone who disagrees is a massive faggot and objectively wrong and shoild never partske in another pokemon related discussion.

>all these gunwunners

Go play b&w and say they're not great games you cocksuckers

they'll never get past the shit starters

b&w2 was top tier

This I played them all and they're fucking abysmal from the start past gen 3 with some minor exceptions. Even Pokemon go has gen 1 because hey are based.

And faggots defending new gens is like defending the new zombie Simpsons.

they're not, really. B2/W2 was just as bad.

HG/SS was the pinnacle of what the DS versions had to offer, and are probably the best games in the "modern" era of the series.

>catch pokemon
>collect pokemon
>train pokemon
>battle pokemon
>just don't battle them against your friends
I mean I knew some people like that I guess, but I never understood it. the whole point of making a bunch of collectable tradeable fighting monsters with version exclusives is to share all of that with your friends, assuming you had any.

>"Past Gen 3 Pokemon is crap"

you fucking pleb

Is Pokemon Go better than the pokemon games? I haven't played Pokemon in like 10 years; Thinkin about trying out Go.

gen 6 has great starters, the guy is right b/w are great games but tepig and oshawott are crap pokemon, snivy is alright looking but he's a shit pokemon

not being 11 when silver came out and playin it and gold with ya big bro

it's a normie game, m8
you have to go out to collect the Pokemon

Tepig is decent but that whole evolution line should've just been pure fire.

it depends what you mean by meta tho, I do a lot of nuzlocke playthroughs with a friend and then if we both make it to the end of the game we'll battle each others teams but you can fuck off if you think i'm spending 4000 hours to breed a kangaskhan with perfect ivs and a jolly nature

it's not like pokemon really, it's just a neat game that's pokemon themed. you catch pokemon by flinging pokeballs at them rapid-fire to bombard them until they give in. instead of battling them to level them up, you just catch more of that exact same pokemon which gives you points for that pokemon, and you spend those points to level up one of them. it's kinda dumb, but still fun if you tell yourself it's not supposed to be a pokemon simulator but just an AR game with a pokemon skin.

emboar literally has something along the lines of "uses his flaming fists to punch through his enemies" and is a physical fire/fighting and doesn't learn fire punch in his standard moveset, it's like konami want me to hate it

>using starters

Utter utter plebs. Stay nostalgic

the metagame pretty much always refers to the way that battling worked and which pokemon and tactics were used more often than others. for example, alakazam was a boss defensively in gen 1 and the core of many people's teams, but not nearly used as much in gen 2 since they split the Special stat into Special Attack and Special Defense, so the kingpin of defense became snorlax instead. people would put curse, sleep talk, and rest on him while holding leftovers and he was basically invincible if you let him get set up. between curselax and skarmory the whole metagame became much slower.

>>using starters
>quoting me in this post
where did I ever imply such a thing?

Slowbro is actually a stronger pokemon than slowking in terms of battling effectiveness.

yeah thats the kind of stuff i tried to avoid , like i said i already ruined my ability to casually play yugioh so i won't let my autism take pokemon away too

>not appreciating based hm slave feraligatr

>not having at least one starter Pokemon on your competitive battle team

It's like you suck dicks for a living or something

>making Feraligatr an HM slave

The gods will make you answer for such a thing, in this life or the next.

well if you had the luxury of just battling with whichever pokemon you wanted to and everyone was cool with it then that sounds pretty nice

the thing is though, there was always several guys who would bring top-tier metagame stuff and just wipe the floor with everyone else, so the only way you could really do anything is to get into the metagame too. I guess you were lucky enough to avoid that, but I kept seeing that happen everywhere.

>choosing totodile instead of based cyndaquil
The gods will make you answer for such a thing, in this life or the next.

yeah no we were just a group of friends and did not talk to outsiders, then wifi dueling was invented and we didn't even have to meet up anymore WHAT A WORLD

>choosing a rodent who has fiery shits over an alligator who has water and ice powers

The gods will make you answer for such a thing, in this life or the next.

nah it started out that way too, just our group of friends, but then one kid who was too easily tempted by being able to be "king of the pokemon circle" or whatever discovered the metagame and started using it just so he could be the best guy among his friends, and it spreads like that.

>typhlosianfag

Go back to your furry porn. Every gen 5 starter shits on that abomination

pack up your shit and leave friend i typhlosion is awesome and i'd rather stuff literal shit into a ball and throw it at my enemies than use emboar

This thread reeks of virginity.

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samurott is pretty fucking stupid though, oshawott is too. dewott is actually pretty cool, as is the entire snivy line, but the entire tepig line sucks too so gen 5 was a shitty gen for starters

come to think of it, gen 2 was the ONLY gen where all the starters and all their evolutions were only one type. every other gen had dual types. they should go back to just single type fire water and grass.

>playing any other gen than 3

Cherishing every chuckle

>gen vii allows you to train IVs

BREEDERS BTFO

too much water and trumpets for me honestly

double battles were pretty cool though, and having natures and abilities were great, but it was in a weird limbo that was after the migration cutoff but before the type split. also it was a pain having to hop around playing harvest moon just for berries.

This may be a silly question but, what sport is this?

Are Pokemon considered athletes?

Everyone knows gem 3 starters were the best by far

I herd u liek mudkipz

>I voluntarily use pokemon that have shit base stats

What the fuck it's true. My mind is blown right now, I've been playing Pokemon for decades, I've caught the all, how did I forget this

Pokemon go only has the gen 1 pokemon right now because thats what the servers can handle. They plan to add the newer mon when they get a better handle of the game.

it's pretty simple really, slowpoke has no shell.

slowbro and slowking are both the next stage up. one puts the shell on his tail, one puts it on his head. they're equals.

t.braindead normie

Pokemon, created by an autist for autists.

And no ass women were created for Ireland

but its comfy af

gen 2 was terrible

Both the anime and later gens have sports.