ITT: We are in an office

ITT: We are in an office

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Why are we in an office?

where the fuck am i
i dont work here
i was fucking masturbating and now im here
are you going to force poisoned potato soup into my bowels

So, what, you don't want to be in this office? I think we all know what that says about you.

*faaaaaaaaart*

Someone left a floater in the toilet again! Damnit John, was that you? Flush the dang toilet!

Go fuck yourself Mitchell you know the reason why my nickname is John NoHands

Hey IT nerd my computer froze again, come fix it!

Daniel needs some computer help, go see what's going on

Did you try turning it off and on again?

Sure *installs adobe reader*

Hey I'm the big boss.
I told you to have those reports in by Monday?

are you correcting the record?

WHO SET MY WALLPAPER TO MOONMAN?

Hi. How are you?

For gods sake, can any of you fuckers in Industrial Services do any fucking work!!

Who the fuck replaced all the printer ink with cumlube?

that's not an office, that's a stall they put idiots in to minimize the damage they're doing. notice how at least on person is always doing something that distracts the others? that way no "work" gets done. brilliant way to contain the stupid!

QUIT EATING MY FUCKING LUNCHES JEREMY

Sorry, I thought it was milk

...

>Blasting Moon Man

Who the fuck sent this memo?

Yeah...I'm gonna need those TPS reports asap. Also if you could come in on Sunday that'd be greeeeeaaat.

How's everyone doing, anyone else hear that 747?

Who the fuck put sonic on my canvas!

How amazing is to work in the Twin Towers.

Alex, can you tell me the date pls?

So I found this note next to my empty lunchbox, which one of you is M4gicM3m3

I sent them, Check your email for any Dubs.

this coffee is cold. oh, it's 5:39, I've been here 39 minutes too long. I'm just going to drop everything I was doing and go home.

Its Jeremy, that fat fuck

Bring me my fucking coffee, Jack

You didn't need all those tendies anyways you fat degenerate. I swear to god you're a pathetic excuse of a human being, you should just kill yourself.

WHO FUCKING FARTED?!

OMG I'M PRETTY SURE IT WAS JEREMY

Jeremy detected

Anybody have that Memo of the meeting yesterday?

Amanda where's the reports that I asked LAST MONDAY?!

> Put neighbor's stapler in jello.
> Fucking the only non-rancid girl in the office.

Jeremy I swear to god I will shit on your desk

Don't mind me fellow working adult men, just on my to the job department to pick up my new work.

yes business, business business.

Ffs Jeremy, FUck off

Yeah, it has the exact same actions as last week but no-one fucking did anything!!

Where are we stationed? Because Sup Forums, I'm guessing its one of these...

WTF DANIEL you got so much malware, what the fuck kind of websites have you clicked on

does anybody know how to uninstall bonzi buddy and virtualgirl?

Maybe it was that hacker called "Sup Forums"

Daniel, why are you looking at cp again?

Hey, Todd here. New to the office. What's shakin?

I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!!1!1

Delete system32

Alaskans are the best at an heroing?

Jeremy being a faggot

Let's lock Daniel and Jeremy in the janitor's closet.

thanks pal, seeya at lunch? just got my 12 year bonus, so I'm gonna go to the good side of the food court. maybe get me a big smoke burger.

Oh shit, Jhon NoHands vs Jeremy Fatass, this is going to be fucking great

Why is there jizzed in my keyboard? who dafuq came in my keyboard, srlsy anons its nasty

You wouldnt mind getting me a soda, I'll pay you back.

BOSS HERE: Because of budget cuts, our office has been downgraded, also Asians have joined us.

I'd say I have the advantage because I have no hands to break

And jhon declaring the war

sure thing, sport

BOSS HERE: Because of budget cuts, our office has been downgraded, also Asians have joined us.

I forgot the image...

Ni hao I am Ping

John, did you finish those TPS reports yet? I want them on my desk by the end of the hour.

你好柴草

Yeah, nice to meet you Pong. Fucking chink, I bet you can solve this rubik's cube in ten seconds. Fucking degenerate.

他媽的殺了你自己

Todd here, slipped some cum into Jeremy's coffee

Nice to meet you too white sir. Rubiks cube is autist's puzzle in China

Chinki faggot, fuck off.

Already put them there, Have fun reviewing them, And have a nice weekend :)

我他媽的會找到並殺了你

Fucking faggot.

You know, Hitler probably wasn't that bad of a guy

We're in Murica for a reason faggot, speak American faggot

它的英文，不是美國的柴草，知道你自己的語言他媽的

>slipped

>Speak American

Guessing your a Trump supporter then...

Pst chang leng Ling, I heald Jelemy ate all chinesses lunch

Hey guys Sarah from accounting is at it again.......

Jermy is ass emperor

Hey guys I'm the new temp...what do I do exactly?

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I got here as fast as possible.

you are following me to the bathroom where I shall sodomize you, and it is expected of you to enjoy it

...

Just hide your lunch, HIDE IT

Why is my keyboard all sticky and smell funny?

that's leng, think nothing of it

IT here, niggers are stealing the computers.

FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW:

Did everyone sign the birthday card? Don't forget there's cake in the multipurpose room

/ϟϟ/ Sieg heil /卐/

How the fuck did they get in?

I got this *installs google ultra*

vents

Who the fuck let this neo-Nazi in?

Ok ....but I don't know what that means tho.
Right here to the right ?

hey IT guy, the office firewall is a wall made of fire ?

also I found some funny tasting brownies on the fridge

yes, right there to the right, I'll be with you in a moment.

It's the new 5 year plan.