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Fresh snow here, BA

helo yes im awak

Wrong thread.

good morning

yes helo

magyar cigany

Good Morning friendos

Is 2 virgins trying to have sex most awkward thing to exist? How do you even fuck virgin girl? You have to be very slow and gentle right? Will she be hurt no matter what?

i am awake

Greater Slovak Empire when?

>most awkward thing to exist
no, if you are not already awkward together already
If you are completely comfortable and playful together before it, then it will be fine

>How do you even fuck virgin girl?
benis in bagina :DD

>You have to be very slow and gentle right?
yes

>Will she be hurt no matter what?
yes, quite a lot
need lots of foreplay to make her really wet
make sure he lies comfortably, pillow under head etc etc

Who you gonna fugg?

ahoj

>tfw the best Polish bar/restaurant in Germany is near my hometown
Good feel. They only serve pierogi, bigos, barszcz and beer though.

>They only serve pierogi, bigos, barszcz and beer though
A real man needs no more.

I wish they served koteletki though.

Too bad I live with parents, I would try to make this kind of stuff myself, looks really fun. Especially if a typical lad can do it
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what are your plans for this day?

i was supposed to go swimming and then to prax, but as i was going out of house guy came to measure water so i missed train. stayed at home gonna play league then do some exercise later i think

Get back from work
Take a shower
Eat while watching some YouTube videos
Play something for 1-2 hours or just browse Sup Forums/Facebook or something else
Skype call
Some TV show/movie and talking for the rest of the night until 00:00-01:00
Sleep
Work

rinse and repeat

Get back from Work at around 17:00 - 16:00
Have lunch with wife
Clean up after lunch
Cuddle wife
Play video games for 2 or 3 hours
Have sex with wife
Read book in bed till 22:30 or 23:00
Have a quick shower
Prepare food for work
Go sleep until 6:30

nothing desu

Gonna study all day
And all day tomorrow
And the day after that
All the way until next wednesday.
Fuck this school desu

>tfw I failed exam
thank god I can write it again

Same here, that's why I'm studying all week. Good luck friend, what exam is it?

machine design fundamentals. it's not hard, but I didn't prepare for it at all

>tfw for the first time you get an A for something that is not PE or english

There is no way for sex with a virgin to be good for anybody on the first time, it's going to be shit no matter what so don't expect anything else. dis nigga has good advice though

congrats

Tfw got Fx while all the other get D/E. I prepared like them. I wrote basicaly everything on that test but still. Gonna see the Phdr. to see whats up.
Tfw everybody cheated but you, because u did think u even needed to

>same slow Vaks would complain about brain drain

why would i complain about brain drain? it's completely normal and understandable that someone wants to live in countries with higher living standard and wages
>anime

>mfw A from structure and function of nucleic acids

literally nothing wrong with anime
what do you study senpai?

biochemistry

>„Ztroskotanci a samozvanci“. Nebo třeba „pijavice“ a „presstitutky“? To první je titulek článku, kterým před čtyřiceti lety, 12. ledna 1977, Rudé právo „představilo“ Chartu 77. Druhá dvě slova intenzivně kolují v jisté části internetu a sociálních sítí jako oblíbené označení pro neziskové organizace a novináře. Veřejně je použil i prezident Miloš Zeman.

>Komunikační kód, který vykresluje nepřítele, je v obou případech, tehdy i teď, podobný. Pro Rudé právo byli chartisté samozvanci pohrdající lidem, kteří obviňují naši společnost, že v ní není život uspořádán podle jejich buržoazních a elitářských představ. Dnes je nálepka od lidu odtržených, namyšlených elit běžnou součástí populistické rétoriky a veřejného diskursu. Zatímco Charta 77 (ve Ztroskotancích tzv. charta 77) vystupovala z kosmopolitních pozic, teď se za smrtelné hříchy berou multikulturalismus a politická korektnost.

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>tfw sitting in an ubytovna, getting paid 750 crowns for not working
>tfw would rather go to work instead

How can I get money for not doing anything?

I always had to show up and pretend to work, which seriously disrupted my daily routine of playing games and watching anime.

Northern Hungarian police?

also,
>lipold
employer doesn't have work for me. so I'm on an emergency, which means that I go to work if they call me, but otherwise don't work. I mean, slacking is cool, but it's 400 crowns less than working a 12 hour shift

cool
>tfw got only D from biochem
no, Eastern Former Czechoslovakia

Is it worth to buy a phone which costs 300€ or more?

depends
are you a rich cunt?

no I am not, I wish i was tho

then you don't need such an expensive phone

>came from work
>gonna cook some dinner
>shitpost on Sup Forums

I'm stuck in a rut and can't find motivation to do anything in the afternoons ;_;

Also,
>-16°C
>still no snow

The easiest way to spot a PVE only casual faggot is the fact that he shills STR builds.


Lmao fucking nigger good luck hitting anyone with those slow slabs of shit. Bonus points if the retard thinks Zweihander is a STR weapon.

Kek.

That would be considered midrange or even above already I think. I am using Moto G3 right now which was released around August or September of 2015 and cost like 219 €. That was the go-to budget phone for the best price to bang ratio. Right now such phone is Motorola Moto G4 and it goes for around 250 €. it even dipped below 200 € at one point, I don't know why.

It really depends on what you want to do with it, anything 300 € or above is really unnecessary unless you want superior quality and support. It would already be luxury. Not iPhone tier, but luxury.

>want to play games but on linux

-virtual OS
-dualboot
-plenty of game on linux

literally no excuse in [current year]

better than mac desu

buy Note 3 or 4 they go for under 200€ now

I just had another laugh about murcans actually electing the Trump. That's gonna be a constant source of entertainment.

>tfw attending my gymnázium's ball tonight
>don't know anyone aside from the people who graduated in the same year as me
>tfw pregaming with a friend in a cozy pub
Should I try to pull some prime patnáctka pussy, /v4/?

I just realized my boyfriend is gay.

I'm pretty sure I just saw one of my ex-girlfriends from high school in one of those ads beside porn videos that just flashes through random pictures of naked girls.

yes

Did he give you a BJ?

There are patnáctkas at gymnázium balls? I thought that it was usually only maturants or year youngers. That means 18+.
Dude, patnáctkas can't ball or drink.

>brojobs
>an indicator of gayness

No. OK chinkphones cost around 200 Euros, anything more expensive don't give you actually as much added value as they cost.

I'm a girl.

It's gay when it involves nuts fondling

ikr, we all are

true, there does need to be a line somewhere. ball play and eye contact are definitely out of the question

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v4 countries, do you have anyone like Babiš in goverment?

pls be in Wilno

oh boy
do we have someone not like him?

Is it that bad?

Heard you got parliament made of FUCK YOU EU politicians

just read his Wikipedia article. yep, he's Czech Trump.

yes it's even worse
fresh news from yesterday:
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kek

this guy also says that our greatest ally in the EU is the UK
hmmmmmmm
really makes me think

Where did you hear that nonsense? Poles love EU, they love getting free money and being able to move to UK. Exact opposite of what Czechs think about it. The thing is, Poles and now even their gubmint are borderline crazy catholics and some orthodox catholic opinions don't go good enough with liberal EU policy.

Also:
>Another designed some currency, but added: "It's funny until you realise your only allies left are Belarus, Hungary and an imaginary nation state."

>Belarus

Well Trump got into politics because you can actually believe him that he wanted to make US great again. Or at least he wanted to be the president because he is so self-centered and he saw it as an ultimate position he can reach and that belongs to him.
Babiš is not aiming that high. He is OK with being minister of finances. Babiš went into politics because he can control the flow of money into his business more easily while destroying and controlling his rivals.

I think PiS is shutting down Biełsat TV in exchange for some comforting words from Lukashenko.

Ive just seen great attitude vs EU, it was about interventing into internal issues of Poland, trying to dictate Poles what to do.

And that makes us allies?

I'm not British, but what was his reasoning for that? I've always divided attitude towards the EU into three schools of thought in my head: German, British, and Polish
>pro-federalization, pro-brown dicks
>anti-federalization, anti-brown dicks
>pro-federalization, anti-brown dicks

Almost

They're in the same EU party as Tories and basically they're anti-federalisation. Ironic when 75% of Poles want federalisation. Your division sounds right to me, but what people want and what PiS wants isn't the same.

He's said that he does want to be PM, apparently, unless in your system the President has the actual power, like France, because I see he's not interested in that.

Yeah, exactly what I said, they are bitching about some things in the EU, but they don't want out at all. Poles would be the most happy if they were in charge of the EU policy by themselfes. They'd make compulsory christianity and anti-russian sentiment for everyone. Also they'd probably build a huge EU army and attack Moscow.

I have never understood that, Poles are so different politically from Western Yuros that federalization would just result in their voices being drowned out. A cynical person could say it's because of gibs but I don't believe that.

>tfw no gf

At least we won't get conquered by Russia if EU is one country

good

Wouldn't help. If you're miserable with yourself you won't be able to make someone else happy either nor would that make your problems disappear.

Seek enlightement and memes and finding a girlfriend will come naturally.

>I'm not British
>british flag


what are your thoughts about ISIS Ahmed?

he is a Burger iirc

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>be me
>finally pick up all my balls and tell the literally perfect girl that I'm really close with that I love her and want us to be together
>"You're a really nice guy user, but I like you as a friend and I'd like us to stay like this" :^)
>mfw

I'm hitting JUST levels that shouldn't even be possible

>still falling for the gf meme

Brood War works under Wine, what else does a man need?

you too will get the pucci

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And that is what i mean. If course we are biggest eruosceptics. And im glad for that. But at all, we are biggest sceptics in the world in my opinion. Every Czech sees glass half empty.

You are right with Moscow attack also

Do you believe Czechs invented jealousy as well?