On a scale from 1 to 10. How much of a shitshow will the Rio olympics be?

On a scale from 1 to 10. How much of a shitshow will the Rio olympics be?

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Will end early

How many kidnappings do you think are gonna go down?

It would be 0, but the coup grew the level for 3

Also, there's a lot of storming in water glass on Olympics.

Take a shower and enjoy the games with cold head.

It's going to be fine, stop memeing so hard. Brazil pulled off the WC in multiple cities with no major incidents.

>Being mad that your shit country doesn't have the Olympics

>Switzerland
>shit country
???

>all WC held in stadiums
>Many Olympic Games held outdoors
>Outdoors polluted and harmful to health

Yep, you're using logic there kiddo.

>England calling Switzerland a shit country

Top of the Kek to you, sir!

>England
>Shit

Pick two.

>Americans being mad as fuck

Just what I was expecting.

why the fuck would they be swimming in the river anyway?

i thought the swimming events are in pools?

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There are events in pools. But there are also outdoor swim events that dont get a lot of coverage

Think there's a 10km swim and the triathlon.

7.1

That would be fucking awesome.
Predictions about what will make them cut the Olympics short?

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How do they not call this shitshow off?

How do they not say, "our bad, no games this year, see you all in 2018?"

Someone is going to die because of this mess (not a huehue, a young white female athlete or visiting spectator) and no one can say they didn't see this coming.

About a 2
Quit being Sup Forums memesters and enjoy the greatest sporting event ever

terrorist attack

Looking forward to deathmarch this year.

Dozens of daily muggings, 5+ daily rapes, then something collapses and kills about 20 people.

I give it a week.

why not do those in the sea?

Hope this happens

Doesn't the sea near São Paulo have a bunch of poop in it?

>what are riptides

Is this the daily "Rio Hate" thread?

> Chinese Olympian robbed in Rio after thief pretended to be drunk, vomited on him. (sports[.]yahoo.com)

>://sports[.]yahoo.com/news/chinese-olympian-robbed-in-rio-after-thief-pretended-to-be-drunk-vomited-on-him-193855182.html

just choose a clean and safe area. Do it far enough away from the coast and there is o risk of riptides or whatever.

>Luigi has never competed in an open water event

>Do it far enough away from the coast and there is o risk of riptides or whatever.

That's not how a Triathlon works, Mario.

Probably like a 5, definitely worse than anything in recent memory but they'll desperately fix a few things last minute.

open water events are often held in the sea
yeah for triathlon though that's not quite possible.
Still, they could have chosen another river, or to run it in a cleaner part of the rio.
Still, I would never do a competition in a river or a lake even if clean because of the risk of amoebas

For the World Cup all they needed was stadiums, half of which were already built, and they almost fucked that up.

>run it in a cleaner part of the rio

you just are getting it, are you? this was the part of the river they have been trying to clean up for years. imagine the parts of the river they didn't spend millions of international money on

I'd still consider going just for the trannies

>Brazil pulled off the WC in multiple cities with no major incidents.
>What was 7-1?

>2018

Anyway, shit third-world countries always have GOAT sporting tournaments. Lots of children in favelas will starve to death and be shot, but the Olympics will go off without a hitch. And it's Brazil; those children were probably going to starve to death or be shot anyway.

>tfw Rivaldo's legs are still bent because of childhood malnutrition

I feel bad for the athletes that have to literally swim in shit because of corrupt people. What's next, 2020 Olympics in India?

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The 2020 Olympics are in Japan. If there's another tsunami, or if Akira comes true (it already predicted the 2020 Olympics would be in Tokyo, which was correct), then I can see it happening.

the part upstream of the city. Before the waste comes in, ya dingus

Just stop, Vincenzo. It's Brazil.

They could have held the competitions in Búzios, Angra or Cabo Frio, I sincerely don't know why they didn't, even if by now, most of the sewage going to the bay is treated, it will hardly clean much until the games start.

>anons speak facts
>faggot can't make a single counter argument
>faggot falls back on "u mad"
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8.5/10.

overpurified pond

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Rio bars are having pools on WHEN the terrorist attack will happen.

Seriously?

Eh, we can have those here too

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There will be some minor inconveniences, but it will be good. The world cup ended up being good.