Hi, I'm here about the job interview

Hi, I'm here about the job interview

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welcome, pls take a sit, how old are you?

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FUCK YOU NIGGER APE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Great, staff have being short at the magnet factory after a few 'incidents'

Uh....okeh...wut r ur qualifications?

>pops

We have various positions available are you here to be a Janitor or groundskeeper

You're hired

>2016
>actually being a wage slave
>not collecting free money for being depressed and autistic
>not cohabitating with your parents so you don't need money at all and all neetbux can go to your girlfriend,kids, tattoos and video games
It's like you want to be miserable.

sing right here and you start tomorrow! welcome to the "Sucka dick store"

I feel like aggressive people do this on purpose so they have an excuse to say "WHAT YOU LOOKIN' AT?!" and get in more fights

Stainless steel isn't magnetic you dumbshit.

State provides free birth control.

i respect that dude, i mean, he has a style and he doesnt give a shit about faggots like you judging him...
anyways he looks like shit

THIS

My good boy points get me more than your 'money' ever can.

Are you stupid or trolling m8?

Actually it's semi ferris. Well if we are talking 420 stainless. The magnet will stick. I worked in a scrap yard.

>all and all neetbux can go to your girlfriend

Obvious b8

Why would this man deserve a job any less than a conformist loser? His ugliness is on the outside for all to see, your ugliness is on the inside where it continues to eat away at your ability to not be a judgemental prick.

It's all medical grade unless you're a dumbshit that goes to Claire's.....and......shit they probably would.

Are you going to become the leading expert on prison tattoos now?

It's the stains that attract magnets, steel is otherwise not magnetic.

Lrn2science

> wake me up inside

Excellent. I'll get right to the point:
THE PRESIDENT HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED BY NINJAS.
ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO RESCUE THE PRESIDENT?

>don't have job
>car dead in driveway and late on payments
>quit my job, moved, without telling anyone a year ago
>fuck the dmv
>girlfriend pays for my life
>bitch better, blew over 15k on her in a year
>smoke weed and get drunk all day
>play fallout 4

....was a wage slave for too long, I make money from my computer now if I need drugs or cat food/litter. Life is good.

We care about our sensitive current society and are proud supporters of the sjw movements, when can you start?

>"You're not quite what we're looking for. One thing you signed your name with a circle-"
>"I was born a woman, I identify as transracial so I'm actually black and I'm like planetkin demisexual. I have to sign with a circle, being a 6th generation Holocaust survivor who lost both during WWII before they were born, we Jews don't sign with a cross because we believe Jesus wasn't the true savior. Why are you oppressing me you racist, sexist, homophobic, misogynist anti-semite?"
>"Great attitude, it truly is the current year after all, when can you start?"

>obvious bait
Do you know where you are? This isn't trolling, this is just another retarded thread on a retarded place on the interwebs.

All there are me btw

No the only people doing this madness are attention whoring over 18 children

Which can contain nickel as well as steel. Hence sticks to magnets. Dun dun dun

I try too fucking hard, obviously

This guy could totally get a job at Target. They love people like this working for them. Shows how diverse and accepting they are.

>implying magnets don't stick to iron

Violent J pls go

Awesome Hamilton National Steelcar is always looking for new victims

Oh Good the sack of hammers are in.

+1

Give em an interview. If they're pieces of shit, it'll show.

I've got 12 piercings and I work as a software developer.

It's considered polite to remove them for the interview, though.

It won't stick to implant grade titanium, which they are if he went to a reputable piercer.

Why does she pay for your life?
Blackmail?