Good evening, Anonymous! Is anything troubling you? Maybe I can help.
>Come in for advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation.
>GETs (dubs, trips, etc.) can receive tarot readings from me.
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>Leave a name for a fortune cookie, courtesy of the junior shrine maidens.
>Patience and love!
>Hang around if you GET and remind me if I miss you; it may take a while depending on how many requests I have.
>Leave internet/avatar drama at the gate, please.
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FIRST
-meowbot
Finally something to do, sup Senpai.
I just woke up
My neck hurts. Can I get a massage?
*-Poke-*
Nothing at all!
Isn't this normally when you'd be trying to go to bed?
#NotAllAsianGirls
Yes?
Its 3am, i should be sleeping by now, but i just wope up
>Wope
What did you cleaned?
Hi there.
Well, just think of it like you got a super early start to your day!
*I was wondering, can you tell me who are the smartest persons you ever met on this place?*
My sleeping schedule
Thing is i am probably gonna be a zombie for the rest of the day if i wake up now.
*Hi J, you need something?*
i swear to fuck, megaman x command mission's voice acting is kinda shit
-meowbot
Umm.. that's... I dunno. I don't really keep track of that. But I feel like even if I did, some people would be insulted if they weren't on the list.
The good news is if you stick it out you'll have no problem sleeping when it's the proper time!
How do I get out?
No, i don't think i do.
Why?
what do you mean?
if you mean to get out of this thread, press 1
-meowbot
See what you could do outside, or an interesting place to go, maybe you could even call someone to go out fo a walk. Look for something interesting you can do outside.
J is a c u n t
I dont think i can stay awake until my sleep time, i would probably fell to the floor snorling at midday
*Then you're just greeting me like that? Very curious i must say.*
*No matter, don't worry about that then.*
I don't know what else you were expecting.
Oh, yeah, thank you again btw.
Why did you ask? It's kind of an odd question to ask out of nowhere.
Last thread I posted about finding my dad dead, and I generally feel a lot better about everything thanks to all you anons. So thanks everyone.
When will I get laid again?
You're welcome.
Glad we could help, Anonymous.
I remember you, I'm glad to see you forgave yourself.
When payday comes you could hire a hooker... just saying.
*So J, how have you been so far? Getting along well with Ika?*
*Don't worry about it, i just had a crazy thought here for a second, nothing relevant anyways.*
heya ray
Boy it's pretty quiet in here.
Did you guys like the movie?
I thought it was good.
strawpoll.me
I don't talk much with her, i don't know how is that your business though.
Hello Tanuki Lady.
I'm going to draw cards until I find one that has a number on it. Numbers = months, unless it comes up reversed, in which case it means years.
>Six of Cups
Six months it is then.
If you say so.
Hi there~
you're quiet. i made vegemite toast.
You can just call me Mamizou.
i wonder how vegemite tastes like.
-meowbot
What the fuck even is vegemite? I heard it's absolutely god awful.
Give me the dubs
So how are you doing? I am gonna need you to keep me awake for the night
Mommyzou is it then, right?
I also heard it was just awful.
*Well, she is one of my friends as well, a friend that has a particular way to show her friendship but still a friend, it's just right that i'm worried, don't you think?*
it really is the best.
naw all slanderous lies...
huh, wish i could taste it, but we don't have vegemite in brazil
kill me.
-meowbot
So, what was your favorite part of the movie?
Y-you spelled it wrong.
Well, I'm not gonna order a case of it, but if I ever do get the opportunity to try some what should I expect?
what fucking movie you dipshit
-meowbot
oh no, missing out ):
it's really salty lol. I dunno I love it, but most foreigners think i'm crazzy.
If this is quints, Reimu is an undead zombie!
Why would you?
Motherzou?
The movie you soggy little nipple-eating twat
strawpoll.me
Am I the only one that saw the movie?
You got so close for not having a snowball's chance in Hell.
Sounds like something that you would need to acquire a taste for.
Okay now you're pushing it.
but
what
fucking
MOVIE
-meowbot
Desperate blog time!
I went on vacation with a few friends, including a girl who I knew platonically but didn't care tons about. Over those few weeks, I got a lot closer to her, and we had some pretty blatant and adorable flirting. Because of some external problems (not between us) the last few days were unpleasant and I didn't gather the nerve to say something to her. There was one night near the end where she clearly wanted to be comforted, and I stroked her hair while she looked into my eyes and I'm kicking myself for not kissing her right then, but another friend was in the corner of the room and I didn't have the guts just then.
I'll see her in a few weeks, and I intend to straightforwardly tell her I'm interested in her then. I am able to do that, but I'm feeling shitty because (1) I didn't do it earlier and (2) now I have to sit in suspense for weeks and (3) I'm anxious that the time apart will make everything that happened fade. She's not stupid, she won't just forget, but still, time dulls things. We aren't able to communicate much since she's in China where facebook etc. are hard to access, and in a way that makes it easier for me.
If anything I just wanted to articulate that. Nothing to do but wait.
(This movie)
*Because there are some persons i find dangerous for her to speak with.*
Mm, there's no advice I can give you except to encourage you to go for it! Don't worry too much about the reasons it could go wrong. Even if it does, it won't be the end of the world and it's always better to try.
I'm lucky enuf that i still didn't add her on steam.
And top kek about the website in his profile
*sigh* You sure are the master of subtlety.
I wish you the best of lucks user, hope you get that grill.
Eh, guess you didn't see it.
Just another lonely night I guess
youtube.com
Perhaps we could all do a fun little dance.
*I just care for my friends to be in a nice shape, but what about you? How are you doing? I heard Reisen has just become one of your biggest friends.*
*Why you didn't do it then?*
How is it going?
Have some icecream
Because i don't want to many friends on steam mostly the unchattable ones
Sup nep bro.
What's your fixation with me? You want to know everything i do or just stalk me.
but seriously
WHAT IN THE NAME OF FUCK IS THE MOVIE
-meowbot
yus, that's pretty much exactly it :)
I think hes talking about "Suicide squad", meowbot.
Forrest Gump 2: The Gumpening
It's probably Suicide Squad if I had to guess.
>Exhibit A: Manhattan likes it.
>Exhibit B: It just came out.
*I am just a very curious person J, lots of persons have already misunderstood it for stalking, but it's not like that.*
*I'd rather have few but good ones instead.*
No, there actually is no movie, I made it up for the purpose of my poll.
strawpoll.me
I'm not sure if I'm going to see Suicide Squad, I like DC, but it seems excessively...
..memey.
...oh
-meowbot
...
Hi people, and yes my life is still hell
-Azazel
>reimupits3
>3
...out of how many, user?
I've got such a nice body. I like it when people show me my body.
Hi yellow eyes.
You should see it, it was 6.5/10.
Harley was 10, though.
Hehehe..
It's that time again
Nice to see you bunny
-Azazel
42.
>not being able to duplicate yourself so you can look at and feel yourself while you look at and feel yourself
You aren't even close to my nevel of narcissism!
I might, the designs of Harley and Joker were a little off-putting to me, though. They seem too 'punk' in my opinion.
>she's sticking her tongue out again
why do I just want to grab and pull on it
Yo
You're a borderline stalker, there's nothing to misunderstand, you know?
It would be pretty nice. How do you avoid making out with yourself all the time though?
I like it when people show me Reisen's body too.
*A theory big like the one you just gave away needs to be supported by facts in order to be considered true, so, what are your proofs J?*
Excuse me.
>How do you avoid making out with yourself all the time though?
>implying I do avoid it
Step up your game on this one, m8. I could freaky friday the fuck out of you and Reisen, the oooool' switcheroo.
evenin reimu :)
I'd like some help.
Long story short, I'm not gonna see my girlfriend/best friend for awhile, who I've spent everyday for the past year with. How do I cope with this? I'm actually extremely upset and emotionally weak. I've been crying myself to sleep every night for awhile, and my days are filled with boredom and dread. Please help.
Everyone knows you enjoy stalking Ikarous on /animus/.
oh look... community drama
Yes?
But you're not making out with yourself right now, unless you just have two clones doing it somewhere offscreen...
Besides, I'd just disappear into my room and never come out if you did.
What do you of Sylvia Browne
Normally I'd ask you why your life is shit and try to help you think of something or feel better in general but tonight, I'm just gonna hang out. Cuz I am just not... not even capable of that right now.
The Joker is the worst part of the film. Harley is the best part. She is pretty punk but.. Only in attire.
Hai
Wha..! >///> H-here..
Ikaros of all people? why not stalk someone who isn't a manipulative psychoapth.
Those are some nice trips you got there/ roll
-Azazel
>Besides, I'd just disappear into my room and never come out if you did.
Just another reason why I should boiii
I see.