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Danger 5 Edition
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i liek that one swede guy.
thanks
Anibe
*walks in balt*
cheers m8
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thank you m8
thanks
t.hanks
where are all the Aussies at?
getting ready to invade indonesia
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u mean oceanias pooland?
Nah that's poo peeland
Biezpiena sieriņi?
say something funny.
Yesterday I accidentally dropped a bag of potatoes on my boss car and it left a dent.
Now he has to visit the dentist to fix the dent.
what is with the potatoes and these pranks, first lithuanian kills a chicken with potato and gets fired, now this ;-D
imho the yoke is the best part of an egg
Day 9, The Lithuanian Tom Cruise poster of sick 80's jams is still missing. I miss him everyday
>googles yoke
>it's a wooden beam
>a wooden beam is the best part of an egg
I am not stupid am I?
i think he means the yellow thing. its Yolk*
Had a pimple or some shit on the inside of the edge of my nose, really hurt to touch. Somehow it makes its way to the outside of the edge of my nose and is just a red spot, that really fucking hurts to touch. Now it's pretty much on the inside and outside of my nose, red and hurts to touch AND I can feel one starting on the other side of my nose
wtf, fuck skin, I just want to be a pile of muscle, guts and bones
Eggcellent! I knew I am not stupider!
Went out for dinner tonight at the club. A few girls took my fancy but didn't make eye contact for too long.
put on some alcohol on it, the stronger the better.
G'day draubbers! (see I combined the Australian slang word for friend, "cobbers" with the Lithuanian word for friend haha!
Yes sir Lithuanian doctor thank you
np always here to help my friends.
Love,
George
Dear,
John
please come back home.
Also the public Wifi speed was shit.
>1.05 Mbps down.
>1.18 Mbps up.
paying 50 dollars for 1mb/s
i sit here paying 3 euros for 100mb/s
?
*cums on your back*
"I'm home"
lmao nice "cumback" haha :--Dd
i got an icecream in the freezer
how many bongs should i smoke b4 i eat it? i never know how many is enough desu
whole box.
It's a goldern gay time right ?
were is my lasaga
t. garfeld
its only a single icecream a mini one actually
1 of these but mini size
saw a nigger today. it was exciting
trash tier
In Estonia? Noooo you lie Mr. Eesti
better than golden gay time desu
i kno rit. told my partner to look. he was like no way is there a nigger here. he was excited too
I often see nigs. They're always severely underdressed and look cold.
o U t
ur mums place does not have heating?
saw one time a nigger and indian travelling the bus, was excited to see if they'll rob someone.
ever since golden gay times got commercialised they got worse. they used to be crunchier on the outsiode and crisper when u bit in. they got bad sry.
savory > sweet anyway
I'd rather a packet of chips over any ice cream, fuck chocolate tbqh
seeing two different shitskins is like winning the lottery. last time i saw that many was when i accidentally watched olympic games
was a bit sad, they didnt rob anyone and look at everyone with fear in their eyes .
then you were right. only criminals have something to fear
your thoughts?
Cloud thoughts
you all are full of sins
erasmus nignog probably
ORIGINAL SIIIN
youtube.com
>seeing two different shitskins is like winning the lottery.
not really for example Indians most of the times walks in groups with other couple or few Indians
If we are born in sin, how is it fair for God to judge us for our sin?
good one desu
being born is the only sin u have.
just pay ur Catholic church and ull go to heaven
If I wanted to move to the Baltics, do I have to learn the language?
No, you force the Baltics into learning YOUR language.
You either learn English, Russian, or worst case scenario the language of the country you're moving to.
Would Russian be alright? At least than it gives one a broader scope.
they learn russian in schools im pre sure and english through media. most are at least conversational from my own experience disregarding Sup Forums
also hi
Thanks
didnt even say hi back or check me wtf... what fuckin barn did u grow up in u dog darn animal??
Yeah definitely. You'll feel at home in Lithuania and Latvia. Estonia is a bit backwards but I understand they mostly speak Russian in the eastern parts.
*runs away*
what happens here then?
I'ma coming then :)
>You'll feel at home in Lithuania and Latvia
maybe in Wilno yes but in other cities hardly
Not even trying to be hostile but I just automatically assume that's where a foreigner would go and live.
N-Nothing dad
do young people in Vilnius speaks Russian? because almost everybody here doesn't speak it
Why is Vilnius nicknamed "Athens of the North?"
A lot of people from the more "traditional" neighborhoods can't help but pick up some russian while growing up. But a lot of students from all around Lithuania also move in after summer. It's actually pretty cute when you meet someone doesn't know any russian at all.
cz its shit
honestly english is enough
everyone who hqs went to school after the collapse of the ussr knows english
bravo
youtu.be
Gib a catchy Baltic song
#mybodymyrules
*defiles your body without caring about the rules*
yes, but everyone speaks english anyway
I recently went through the Baltics, Lithuania was the best. Lowest prices and best food of the bunch. Riga and Tallinn were too expensive.
*runs towards balt*
W-
*gotta take some fresh breaths after the run*
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*INHALES GLORIOUS NORDIC AIR*
reported to ministry of feminism
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oy vey, I've been found out
but can you find a decent job in Vilnius just knowing English and Russian?
no