You're at cannes when suddenly this guy comes up and kisses you're waifu on the lips

you're at cannes when suddenly this guy comes up and kisses you're waifu on the lips

what do you do?

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hide in the corner and jack off

Tell him he's a one-hit-wonder. Drop the mic.

punch him on the chin

Tell him he's just kissed 100 different niggers at once

So autistic he can even stand normally for a photo but has to do a stupid fighting stance.

ask him if he won a fight

she's starting to win me over a little

I clobber him. But what the heck is Joosten doing at Cannes?

take his towel

KEK

Kiss him so I can taste my waifu.

"Wanna fight?"

Offer him a toothpick

He did it bois, the absolute madman

RAPE!

She was definitely uncomfortable with the way she started holding his arms back

DELETE THIS

It's hard to tell if you are saying that ironically. If you aren't then God help your poor soul.

He took her back to the hotel after
You just know

Or she liked it and didn't want him to stop

Threesome with his wife as well?

rip my dick off and shove it down your throat

...

YOU JUST KNOW

>do what you must, for i have already won

HHaHahHAHA K'MEMS

real human bean?

>Refn's wife looks angry
>Refn and Elle kiss
>Refn's wife looks happy
AYY

Suck his dick.

we can call him an autist but a cuck he is not, he knows what he wants and takes it. doesn't play their game like a cuck

delete this

NOE SUCK MY DOCK XDDF

She didn't care idiot. He's the director who made her the star of her own film at Cannes.

Actresses love directors who make them look good or famous.

I think they were aware, judging by everyone's reaction, just another publicity stunt

>you will never be as cool as this

Every time

No actually, he pulled back just when it was about to be uncomfortable for her. He owned it. She closed her eyes when he kissed her.

danskj'vlar

How 'bout this. You shut your mouth. Or I'll kick your teeth down your throat and I'll shut it for you.

>It's hard to tell if you are saying that ironically.

Maybe if you are autistic

ask for an autograph for my wife's son.

I WANT WEBUMS OF ELLE NAKED

She only turned 18 last month, i.e. she was still under-age in this film. It's unlikely such webms exist.

why is he so smug bros?

he's kissed you're waifu and husbando

I WANT IT EVEN MORE

It's okay, he has autism.

Should I watch My Life Directed?

MADMAN

>cuck mating dance.webm

>Drive
>Bronson
>The Pusher trilogy
>one-hit-wonder

beat the shit out of him

OMFG SHE EVEN RAISED THE HANDS IN DEFENSE, THAT WAS FUCKING RAPE !!!

I would laugh, but strangely it hurts to see a man falling that low.

so the big guy used to be a hot head

What's wrong with refns neck?

>kissing the star of your new movie in front of your wife

what a fucking alpha

> He fuck her while she was 16/17

Lucky man

do we get to see her nipples in the movie?

You don't marry based Refn if you're not a cuck.

you can tell he wanted to do this for a long time

I think we all did.

THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

REFN'D

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She was actually there though.