Just found this in a bush in my local park dubs decides what i do with it

Just found this in a bush in my local park dubs decides what i do with it

What is that like 5 bucks American

Check for ink packs. See if you can exchange it a bank or someshit. Look up foreign bank thefts.

And timestamp fag.

buy parkplace and boardwalk?

Winrar

Post code user obviously OzFag

Roll up joints using the cash as rolling paper. Then smoke all of the joints you rolled this way.

Shove in ass

I think i dropped some money out of my wallet the other day in the park, could be mine.

holy shit if real. Where in aus are you breh

I bet it's somewhere in Sydney. Can't get that kind of luck anywhere else

take it to a casino or something and buy a bunch of chips, play a few hands and then cash it all in to have clean money

obviously youre not in america so i dont know if theres casinos in your country. either way you want to launder it because it was probably stolen. alternatively you could just sit on it for a while. remember, someone is probably willing to murder you for that cash.

if your in brisbane op i ask for but a single stack

grab then gtfo

Seems legit.
Bro if in Perth I'll help ya out!

Burn it. Show proof.

Colored money=no value

spend some money on a tanning bed and get a nice tan.

Ps. summerfags.

It's not stolen, it's a dead drop. Put it the fuck back or face the consequences. Might be heat on it. It's definitely being watched and you were absolutely followed home. Prepare to have your place either raided or ransacked, if you're fucking lucky.

>Just found this in a bush in my local park dubs decides what i do with it
OP, you're a fucking moron if this is true. What you do is..
>pick bag of money up
>go home
>create hiding spot in house no one will find money
>hide money
>spend over time, deposit some here and then into your bank if you really want

Don't post the fucking thing on a website, showing it off, especially FB, police will be at your door to confiscate that shit for "evidence".. let along the people who may own it, you could be a dead man then.

are you fucking retarded? put it back if youre not dead already

bumping for interest

OP here
>Was followed home by a shady looking guy
>I put the cash in my backpack to hide it
>He stopped once I got to my door
>What do?

post a time stamp

Timestamp with money

you're fucked dude. hope it was worth it

He probably just wanted to make sure you got home safe. You should approach him to say thank you.

You had one job. all you had to do is take like 2 random taxi rides. then go home.

Offer him some money and suck his dick.
Don't offer him all the money.
Milk him for all he's got, that motherfucker.
>Should've known better than to follow a faggot.

>>OP did not honor dubsNo Time Stamp

This doesn't look like money. What is it?

Show off to your family on facebook, maybe your neice will let you fuck her.

You're painfully retarded.

>This doesn't look like money. What is it?
Ignorant amrifat

>found
uh oh some bikies are gonna be pissed

Literally the best banknotes in the world

> made of polymer = can't tear easily + waterproof

> volume of notes compared to denomination = near perfect log 2 scale (for you autists)

If Shadman has taught me anything. It's this...
>OP is gonna turn into the new bitch

What if they got him already?

White po

did the math, that's at least $25,000 AUD = $19,000 USD

>hundreds of bills found in the middle of a park
>in a bush
>hidden in a bag
how the fuck did you not come up with the fact that it could be some payment to a criminal organization

OP clearly needs to employ one of his Sup Forumsro's to get him outta the mess he's in.
Where you OP? Still alive?

OP is dead, they probably got their gang and raided his house

If I was an Aussie I'd be there in a heartbeat

In the unlikely event that this is real, and you arent already dead and disappeared, take this money to a casino, pump it into multiple machines over a few hours, play for a bit, cash out. Whatever you havent spent, carefully make sure you arent followed and purchase a lock box in a bank. stash it there. over time, repeat the process. clean the money. move away, disappear.

So it is money. From where?

MEOCS sting operation
OP's fucked

quads has it

It's totally real, that's why the filename is from Facebook

addendum: hide your appearance. glasses if you dont wear them, contacts if you do. a baseball cap or beanie cap. nothing to overt.

It's about 150,000 user.
Those 50 stacks are 10,000

Australia

you think there's 200 notes in each stack?

OP if not dead can you count the money to settle how much it is lel

...

this tbh, and OP if you want to try and not die, take a stack or two and hand the rest in to the cops

invest in rental property.
Lots of americans will be heading your way next year

need a fuckton more money to get into the aussie market user

not with dirty money. someone will be looking for that. purchasing property with cash generates lots of attention.

>FB_IMG

fake

do they not teach sarcasm in monopoly money countries?

even if it is, this is some decent advice in the unlikely event any of us had the divine luck to bumblefuck into a sack of cash

It took you 20 minutes to come up with that weak reply?

...

Burn

yeah, and they teach us how to explain things to amerifats to

Do they not teach in non-monopoly money countries?
It's funny how if it's not American no one recognizes it.

OP here sorry I had to contact my mates to see if they could hold onto my money and give me a place to crash incase the money was criminally related
>Also I suck fat cock and I'm a huge faggot that baited you all
>Lovely summer this year

naw man. learn investing. 20% down is all you need.

10% in aus mate

OP if you are still ITT, post a timestamp. If not you're obviously bating

if you know any unscrupulous lawyer types, maybe suggest you need help finding a way to invest a recent windfall into a business that could help you generate clean income. for a cut, of course.

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Yes, and that 100 stack is also 10,000.
That's why it's half the thickness.

Burn it, it's fake

>americas money all looks generally the same
>every other currency is colored like monopoly money


How the fuck are we supposed to tell the difference? Know every king and queen, prime minister, etc.. ?

Dead drop. Yeah its a dead drop? You sure it isnt a stale copypasta?

polymer can't be burned

Well shit, how about google you ignorant Americunt?
Google yellow 50 dollar note and the images have a stunning similarity to OPs image.

so you found a total of 3 bucks nice job OP

pour gas/petrol on it and light it on fire