Its my 18th birthday and im still a virgin, wat do?

its my 18th birthday and im still a virgin, wat do?

fuck...yourself?

Stop comparing yourself to others. If you have sex, will your life suddenly be better?

>Protip: It won't.

I mean, if you sre desperate to lose your Virginity, go to a 7/11 in the hood, find a trashy girl and offer her 50 bucks to fuck. Prices will vary on the girl of course, but they won't turn down that money. It's honestly safer than regular hookers.

Go to college
High School pussy is mediocre, you didn't miss much. Plus college chicks are way more down. You probably won't fail if you party enough and aren't a total autist

Become da biggest vagina

Its gonna be my 20th bday im still virgin too. Dubbs tells me what i do

im not going to college tho im autist

it's not that hard. find a semi attractive girl and just say hi, i noticed you from over there and wanted to know if you i can give you my number. that's it. she'll always take it as a compliment. if she say ok and gets in touch, you should be having sex within a week.

nice filename

Become vagina

Calm the fuck down

how do you become one?

Step 0.5. Be black.
Step 1.5 Find white boi
Step 2.5 Cuck him.
Step 3.6 Fuck him.

This, fucking this

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I'm a 34 year old virgin and I'm starting to see the future in my dreams.

Am I a wizard now?

Rape?

Got a sister?

Kill yourself?

become a wizard... like me.