Eeeehhh macarena

>eeeehhh macarena

the faeces came out of british mouths due to their poor dental care

this might be an advantage for Indian / Bangladeshi swimmers

They are so bad they have no swimmers competing in outdoor swimming events

>a polak criticising any aspect of a country's healthcare

Hilarious.

Hey that's not nice, their athletes win a lot of events...in the Special Olympics.

don't even try to breathe during open water events.

Wew gonna be good games this year kek

Pottery

>Swimmers now have oxygen tanks strapped to their backs so they can breath
>One swimmer risks getting infected and uses the pressurized oxygen to get a boost and win

>this just happened where the sailing competitions will be held

Any chance that the water in Rio can be set on fire like what happened in Cleveland back in the 50s? Would really spice up the swimming events if the swimmers had to dodge fire hazards.

this is what the olympic village looks like

When are we gonna abolish the Olympics since all the good rich countries don't want to pay for it anymore?

DESIGNATED

>tfw Rio recently dropped out of the Top20 of most visited cities in the world and will probably soon drop out of the Top30 as well

huehue

always shitposting aren't you Aussies?

God damn arachnids, why can't they just stay in their quarantine zone?

Is Brazil the new India?

Does polshit even have athletes in the Olympics?

243 athletes in 23 sports

thankfully there is refugee team so your athletes can show how progressive they are and come back with mixed zika babies

hopefully

no idea, nobody fucking cares about it

there will be plenty of robberies, groping, abuse and shooting in brazil so 'your' athletes will feel at home

my mate - the sailor for us - literally found a severed arm in the water

RARE
A
R
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You stole my boat

surely there would be clean ocean water a half hour or hour down the coast, why the fuck is it necessary to swim in that shit

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>polish 'banter'

HIGH-HO THE DERRY-O, BERMUDA FOUND AN ARM

well at least there's no poopy toilet paper in there

>Oi la, them goddam poles plumbers haha great banter Pajeet.
>I kno' Nigel. Fancy a quick match of cricky at a curry house?
>Nah m8, I don't want to breach the sharia curfew. Last week I got twelve lashes when I was coming home from my cucksession. Hail Brexit.
>Hail Brexit

Kek

I don't get this. Why's there so much shit (pun intended) going down in Rio right now, when they "just" held the WC and there was none?

Are you upset because we're sending you scumbags back to your shit hole country?

Calm down boleslaw, even when we leave there'll still be plenty of toilets in the rest of Europe to keep you in work

We already installed explosive devices in all english toilets. It seems some went off early, cause your arse is definetly shattered.

bangladesh confirmed for gold

Dale a tu cuerpo alegría macarena
que tu cuerpo pa dar alegría cosa buena
dale a tu cuerpo alegría macarena
eeeeeeh macarena


(fuck u croatia, now i have this song stuck in my head)

2bh thats embarrassing but its not like sailors can't get their boats out. if that was for the rowers then oh my that would be terrible

>fire hazards
lel

These babies need to grow up and get over it.

B+ banter

lol

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strayaniggers on suicide watch

holy shit for a second i thought you were posting from 1930s Canada

nice flag

go back to being blown the fuck out in /hoc/ dumb chink

i bet you're a >rags fag or a stinky smelly beaner

or worse, some minnesota pedo

A+ for banter

F for diplomacy

>All efforts by the government to clean the Rio waters seem to have failed
Wait, was there an effort at all? This is not the Brazil I know.

>be Brazilian
>accidentally swallow water from my high voltage shower
>get poisoned

>go to hospital
>no doctors
>go back to home
>stay in bed
>mosquito comes
>infect you with zika
>your wife misses you
>rape happens
>she's pregnant
>baby has no brain
And that's how americans are born.

Zikababbys first banter

Have some respect. He lives in Brazil, it could be his last.

>brazilian banter

put an emu in there

these olympics are going to be comedy gold lads

get comfy

It ain't easy being green!

>7.22 million rotaviruses per liter of water
>brasil in charge of sanitation

These are going to be the best olympics ever.
Can't wait to make fun of canada again

I thought there was zika in US too

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wtf i hate cubans now

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