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willy edition

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ah yes

fuck you 2bh, I've earned the right to this pathetic existence by not killing myself

...

do you look like this?

it's hailstoning lads

rec me a miserable film will you boys

not an indie film or anything though haha

Yeah but it's not though

Dolhpin faced bitch

the road

Lads there's something seriously wrong with my heart

It keeps retracting and extracting. Its almost like a beating sensation and gets faster when I move around,

>trying to force is local weather forecast on me

Would test your chin if you said that to me irl.

Dad's cigar is giving me a wild nicotine high.

tyrannosaur (2011) is pretty grim i believe
leviathan (2014) looks grim
blue valentine (2010) was depressing

I look pretty healthy and well adjusted, although I feel physically pretty shite most of the time. I do smoke and have bags under my eyes though.

Hopefully by slapping your sweaty bollocks against it big boy x

I have watched quite a few depressing and horrific movies user, but none more of a downer than Threads

Bonus: it's set in Britain

Jar City

I was reading up on Leviathan yesterday
spooky lad

the first bit of UP

Me

Might go see the new Star Wars film, any you lads seen it? Is it good?

>leaf """""""""comedy"""""""""

requiem for a dream

thanks lads

decided to watch threads and then blue valentine

Better than TFA, still not as good as the old ones imo

Hard Candy

shit wars

the road is the most miserable of the lot.

>no indie films
>watches threads and blue valentine

just neck yourself tbqh mate

No, with my fist you ponce. No idea how you misconstrued that. Nearly put my fist through the bloody wall because of your stupidity.

went to watch silence alone this morning

i'm too stupid to understand the message of the film

turtlenecks are a clear metaphor for phimosis

want to watch manchester by the sea but don't want to leave the house

Words like violence
Break the silence
Come crashing in
Into my little world

>tfw no phimosis willy to suck on

Graham Taylor, former England manager, dies at the age of 72

Put your fist through the bloody wall of my anal cavity pls xx

who /chaturbate/ here

told a bird off the ol' 'der i was gay so she'd leave me alone lads

when i was maybe 14 i managed to lick the tip

Bit of the ol' existential dread lads

Whatever comes tomorrow, happened yesterday

Alright lads gonna see the new Star Wars film at 4

underage

Alri mark

need a succ

really want to see phimosis lad's face

is this one of those "deep" and "meaningful" phrases, which is actually just a lie said with confidence?
like "the whisper is louder than the shout" or "blacks are people too"

...

why

Do-wop do-wop

the gf (radical centrist) did NOT like this post lad

>not boycotting the disney franchise
alri

it's shit

want to see if you have a single thing going for you

might as well boycott water while you're at it

have been working pretty hard the last few weeks and had a good meeting about my dissertation today so im going to reward myself with a nice lunch, a spliff and maybe play a video game. i think i deserve it 2bh.

>implying i havent boycotted the water industry by buying alex jones water filter and using it on my own pee
lad...

>have been working pretty hard the last few weeks and had a good meeting about my dissertation today so im going to reward myself with a nice lunch, a spliff and maybe play a video game. i think i deserve it 2bh.

i have blue eyes that a girl that didn't even like me was in awe of how pretty they were once

and the 'ster says i have perfect ears but unless you have ape ears who gives a fuck

this is a very deano post

you clearly dont understand the deano meme.

*enters thread*

Doing a (you) boycott

From now on I will receive no (you)s

lads dont know whats going on i suddenly started feeling really shaky and anxious and heart started beating quite hard and rapidly is this a panic attack

I do.

>I think I deserve it 2bh

that's a very deano saying

yeah

the cat is trying get me to open the door by throwing his body at the door while I'm taking a shit

no it isn't

you need 4 of the dot points

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panic_attack#Diagnosis

just lift man hahaha

precious little more nerve-wracking than a shared toilet with a "shy flush"

not in the slightest.

Me on the left

>being told you have perfect ears
yeah, I'll just take that for meaning you've a face like a slapped arse

glue a cork up his bum

Just get a circumcision goy

okay

my most complimented feature is my eyebrows

it wasn't a compliment, rather a sister bemoaning the fact that she doesn't have them cause she cares about ears for some reason

>browsin the 'chon
>hear a thing about venezuela
>apparently they don't have a functioning economy
>in order for a venezuelan to afford something worth $20 they would need to rich royalty
>remembered i waste $20 on food i don't even eat and random shit on a daily basis and i'm a poor bastard

very deano post

coal burner

Me on the shirt

is she fit?

>not telling dropping the old dirty floor routine

FONT

stop

not anymore
i will when i see the point in bothering

>been monitoring /brit/
>no one ever starts to share their adolescent bi-curious stories in their English all-boys boarding schools

bit disappointed

>remembered i waste $20 on food i don't even eat and random shit on a daily basis and i'm a poor bastard

>and

no, you're poor because you do that prole dumbfuckery.

the gf

Sainsbury's own brand peri peri sauce is superior to nandos

only rich people go to boarding schools you dumb proxyfag
/brit/ is a working class general

does she have a phimosis vagina?

nandos is shit

>buy "value" meal from mcburgers
>eat the burger
>fries are stale by then
>throw out the fries

ah yes

correct
also correct

how do you use it? smother meat with it and into the oven?

Deano and Callum and Danny and Darren and Dean would like a word with you