/heem/: nikita krylov edition

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Previous thread: News:

>Woodley ducks everyone in the division, claims "muh money fite"
mmajunkie.com/2016/07/new-champ-tyron-woodley-calls-for-nick-diaz-at-ufc-202-or-georges-st-pierre-at-ufc-205

>UFC briefly cut Jake Ellenberger before UFC 201
mmafighting.com/2016/7/31/12335258/dana-white-ufc-briefly-cut-jake-ellenberger-before-ufc-201

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=xKulKUMxYpg
mmaoddsbreaker.com/news/long-term-betting-trends-rematches/
twitter.com/mma_kings
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

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Nice OP, OP

>peru

nice op thanks amerifriend

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I like your avatar friend

>www.mmafighting.com/2016/7/31/11907278/Tyron-Woodley-flagged-for-potential-usada-violation

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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fourteen seconds

>getting shadow realmed in your first UFC fight

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giv me webm of Masivdal fucking his shit up pls

>Holmfags still mad

>thread wars still
why

Friendly reminder that the other thread was created first.

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>Peru's very own Valentina ChevyChase

>highlighted
>right clicked
>no go to site in new tab

almost got me fampai

i'm not sure about that

*alligator claps aggressively*

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>mandrama

really makes you think

Everybody here forgot about our athletes beating your athletes. Can you do that too?
Think about your health~

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this guy beat me to it

"Why throw rocks at a glass house when you can throw bombs at a glass body?"

-Christian Kenneth Flo-rhymer Weidman

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youtube.com/watch?v=xKulKUMxYpg
QUACK QUACK QUACK

THERES THAT AXE KICK AGAIN MIKE

Anybody else think Serrano got robbed? Wasn't on here during the fights.

Brown just crumbles anytime anything touches his body.

Too bad since he's a pretty good fighter but that liver destroyed by drugs will always be a crutch.

THAT ONE LANDED MIKE

He definitely got robbed and I lost $20. As always that one stupid judge on the panel.

Anyone have a webm of Serrano throwing those kicks?

Was that the fella who did a roly poly?

He was the one who was crawling on the ground for much of the fight, yes

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It's fun to watch unorthdox styles, even if they don't work

How many of 2016's title upsets have you guessed right?
inb4 everyone says every one

Cruz-Dillashaw
Werdum-Miocic
Lawler-Woodley

every single one

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>the op m-matters guys!!
>p-p-please pay attention to m-mee!!!!

WE IZ KANGS NOW BOI

honestly none of them

>Stipe-Werdum
Nope
>Bisping-Rockhold
Nope
>Cruz-Dillashaw
I think
>Lawler-Woodley
Yep
>Nunez-Tate
Yep
>Alvarez-RDA
Nope
>Holm-Tate
Yep

What else?

Nunes over Miesha
Cruz over silly dilly
Woodley over Lawler

>p-p-please use my """"funny"""" meme thread guys

All of them

I'm not a pleb

Tag teams WHEN?
Ladder matches WHEN?

Is +115 really bad odds to bet on Nate Diaz?

I think that's it in 2016, Holm-Rousey kicked the trend off though

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Always try to find better odds if you can

>>>/tfc/
>>>/wwe/

>he's a sperg
>on the internet
>he takes his OP job very seriously
>he does it for free
>even on the weekend

Hardly

>he's an autist
>on the internet
>he takes his job as a memester very seriously
>he does it for free, constantly, in every thread
>even on the weekend
>even on christmas
>even on his birthday

Ngannou

>got
Nunes
Cruz
Stipe

>missed
Bisping
Woodley

Fun fact:
>There have been 62 rematches in the UFC since the inception of the unified rules. Some were the second fight between two fighters and some were the trilogy fight. Rematches that took place in PRIDE or other organizations were not included in these numbers (i.e. Dan Henderson/Wanderlei Silva 2), but if there was a bout outside of the UFC and the rematch happened inside the Octagon, it has been included in these numbers (i.e. Quinton Jackson/Wanderlei Silva 3 or Nick Diaz/Jeremy Jackson 3). This distinction only applies to nine of the 62 fights examined. In addition, there were two rematches where the original fight took place prior to the unified rules (Liddell/Horn 2 and Rizzo/Telligman 2).

>Of those 62 rematches, the previous winner won the rematch 31 times, while the previous loser won 28 times, showing no real advantage to the fighter who had their hand raised the first time around (sorry Kampmann and Pettis). This number only adds up to 59, as BJ Penn/Caol Uno 2 and Frankie Edgar/Gray Maynard 2 both ended in draws, while the first fight between Demetrious Johnson and Ian McCall produced no winner to judge the second fight by for that criterion.

mmaoddsbreaker.com/news/long-term-betting-trends-rematches/

Problem?

Michael Chandler could beat Tony Ferguson
Do you agree or disagree with this statement

Hey guys remember when I went to Vegas for 194?

Honda-Holm, Holm vs Meisha and Nunes vs Meisha
>Got all of it right
>Wish I knew how to bet online Senpai

Cruz vs Silly Dilly
>Of course Cruz would win

Aldo vs Conrad McQuitter
>Aldo would lose if he fought angry
>turns out he did

RDA vs Alvarez
>Genuinely surprised at the outcome

Robbie vs Woodley
>Rooting for Robbie but had the same feeling of nervous tingling I had when Aldo fought Conor and Luke fought Bisping

Bisping vs Rockhold
>Watched Embeded and saw Rockhold going full cocky. Thought Bisping might pull an upset.

Stipe vs Werdum
>Had Werdum winning it as long as he didn't engage in a firefight then he ran after Stipe with arms wide open

ferguson is shit

no

>This post

twitter.com/mma_kings

Are they legit?

>upsets
There haven't been any upsets as far as I'm concerned. I've predicted every fight correctly this year.

Did you guys know Tim Means got shot in the leg?

>Wish I knew how to bet online

Open up an account with bovada or betdsi
You can also find some helpful stuff in the /bet/ OP most of the time

That's Ariel's new front.

With drug testing? No.

They certainly seem to be
Most of their statuses end up happening later

How do I reliably measure my reach on my own?

I might be a potential candidate for the /reachlet/ club.

no because tony is a great fighter and well rounded

how do you do that thing?

bundaweight debut when?

Chandler isn't?

>Brandon Thatch vs Erick Silva

I have a feeling this is a "loser gets cut" fight
I have Silva

who /bet on karolina/ here

Natty?

None, honestly but Holm-Tate is still the one that surprised me the most. Since when can "initiate the clinch with 1:throw 2:armbar ronda rousey" Tate not only follow a gameplan, but follow a SMART gameplan? And then, just when she looks intelligent and competent for the first time ever, she gets absolutely demolished by Nunes, who always looked completely whatever to me. To me, that's a topsy turvy world even for lolWMMA. Bisbong-Rockhold has been the most surprising for the men but still doesn't compare to Tate finding a brain.

Never
She's die birthing Browne's second son
Cap this post

I only bet on the bull.

>who always looked completely whatever to me

No she hasn't and it wasn't really a surprise that she starched her that fight, she was simply the superior opponent.

Can't wait until he faces a legitimate fighter and the meme ends

Yeah, smashes him stiff

I just reupped my betdsi balance using bitcoin. What a time to be alive.

Ngnnou will heem Cain, Stipe, Alistair champion and GSP in that order

>think Krylov could be that guy
>read his reach
Next!

>when you a newfriend n gotta let your /heem/ friends know

>77.5 in

5 inch advantage over DC
1.5 inches shorter than Gustaffson

It's not that bad m8

He got tapped by OSP in the first round.

It was a Von Flue choke
I love seeing those and D'arce chokes get pulled off