You have 10 seconds to explain why you don't have a gf Sup Forums

you have 10 seconds to explain why you don't have a gf Sup Forums

I get bored of people too quick. And I don't see the point in getting emotionally involved with someone who will eventually change and not interest you anymore so you will have to go through the ordeal of breaking up.

Plus, I got many things that I enjoy wasting my time on that can be done alone or with company

Because I have a wife.

I mean some parts sound fun but it seems like it's not worth the trouble.

I like doing my own thing and I want to enjoy it how I see fit, I don't need someone getting in the way of that.

Cause med school takes all her time and when she gets back she's fucking exhausted, either that or she busts into tears the second she comes through the door because she was taking care of a terminally ill cancer patient (the big C took her dad a year before we met, whole reason she became a doctor). But anyway, at the minute I feel like a caregivers caregiver. And honestly? Wouldn't change a damned thing. Every morning she wakes up and smiles as I bring her a coffee, she smiles as I make her a good meal to come home to, and she smiles as she falls asleep in my arms. She always says she could never do it without me, when the truth is that I wouldn't even be alive right now if it wasn't for her.

Women are nothing but trouble and I have this radical idea that you don't need a relationship to be a happy and emotionally fulfilled person.

Gf broke up with me like 3 months ago, now she wants to get back even though she knows full well that I am moving out of state in a month and I don't like long distance relationships. I have told her most we can get is friends with benefits

my ex basically friend-zoned me after 5 months, now im too broken to move on

been fucked over too many times to know what real love is. At this point, why even bother. I'd rather die alone than have to deal with someone who will change and eventually make my life a living hell. Until then, fuck happy couples. Its just a faggot fairy tale.

exactly how i think

They just don't give a shit about me as a person. It's only "fun" that matters to them. Basically girls are soulless/heartless cumsacks, nothing more.

she was talking about baby names
we didn't even graduate grade school yet for fucks sake

She was talking to her ex and he was a religious cunt and he kept interfering in the relationship so I dumped her

im gay

I'm not interesting enough. My favorite topic is Dinosaurs/Paleontology. And I play video games like War Thunder, even through I'm absolutely trash at them.

edge lords

you guys are just tiny dicked faggots who were probably bullied by teenage girls.

>hurrdurr women are useless
>hurrdurr love isnt real
>hurrdurr im a strong independent black woman who dont need no man

It would really piss off my wife.

i don't even atm...

Ok, so any advice user or you'll just continue trying to act like a retard cuz muh Sup Forums?

I do. She is right here next to me. I just woke up, poked her in the ear to wake her up, and fucked her silly. She likes choking more than she should I think.

Ass to mouth??

I do her name is Ms. Palmer.

I need a bf because I'm lacking dick in my life (femanon)

You know the rules

My boyfriend wouldnt like me having a girlfriend.

Because i have a green carpet.

Mustn't be that hard for you c'mon, think about all these anons around the world struggling to get pussy when you can get plenty of dicks

I have

I do faggot

Also checked

Getting dick is easy, getting daily, loyal dick is hard.

I'm ugly, awkward and socially inept. I have 3 friends who I see once a month, my pc been broken for 2 years now, I have a dead end job and still live with my parents.

She moved...

Woman needs to be loyal too

this is really cute ️️

Most women are loyal

Yeah most but not all like my last seeing someone else now not official yet

Because I'm completely unlovable. Fuck, I'm not even remotely likeable. I also barely know how to handle a friendship, let alone a relationship.

Because I'm a POS loser.

Typical view. They always want monogamy until they have it, then they want to be allowed to fool around and fuck others, or claim it's ok because it's a girl but no you can't join in blah blah

>698192288
Please unplug your modem.

>deliberately avoiding a (You)

Is this some kind of advanced autism?

I have a small dick
I don't drink
I don't go to clubs, discos or whatever you call it
..
well to be honest, the only reason I don't have a gf, the only reason I'm a virgin is because of my small dick
I guess it's big enough to have sex, but it's smaller than average
and it's not just about what she will think, but if I think my dick is too small, and I'm unhappy about it, what will she think?
even if she says "it doesn't matter" or act like she enjoys it, or, for whatever reason, really enjoys it, I will always think that she might be lying or acting, and I will probably end up not really enjoying it, or feeling bad, and then she will feel bad, too

but I'm a virgin, I'm probably watching too much porn and in reality it's totally different

I fucked up every chance I got because i'm a socially awkward retard.

Because I'm not good enough

Because I reply to threads like this

all the girls i love are dead and to decomposed to take home

>you have 10 seconds to explain how you have a gf Sup Forumstard
that's more interesting

Why date a girl when you can have best waifu?

Go take your happiness somewhere else you normie

also gay

Don't do that to yourself man. Tell her she either wants you, or you're both better off going your separate ways. You'll be happier in the long run.

>People give legit arguments why they want to be alone
>respond with memes and buzz words

try again,like an adult this time

Bc I'm fucking gross
Literal quote from my last girlfriend

Make me faggot.

I'M A MISOGYNIST, u got a fuckin problem bro come to melbourne and ill kick ur nans teeth in.
bitches are bitches. Im the one bullying teenage hoes they thirsty for the 8inch destroyer u feel me

Hey, her standards were low enough, what's to say someone else's won't be as low?

Ok fine REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

because i push people away because i am eternally distrusting.

also my final uni exams are in 3 months. cant afford distractions

dont forget the paycheck once she comes out.
of course there's a chance she'll just dump your ass and find a senior doctor instead.

Also gay reply train

i don't know how. i seem to fuck up everytime. even when i give my phone to my alpha almost every week a new fuck friend.

he said: you're not ugly, it's your attitude. so he pretended to be me, and even then it failed.

hopeless cause, really.

I HAVE SO MUCH FEAR

Two can play that game REEEEEEEEEEEEE

Nah nigga, I'm good on that front. We'd been dating about a year and we're out for the night, this guy's starts flirting with her. No homo, but this dude is HIGHLY fuckable, and he seems like he's got the cash to back it up. At this point I'm already mentally preparing myself for "we need to talk" when out of nowhere she pimp slaps him and chases him out the bar. Swear to fucking God, she actually pimp slapped him. Bar staff did nothing cause they were to busy laughing their asses off. She grabs me by the arm, bundles me into a taxi home, where we proceeded to have the angriest sex I'd ever had in my life.

I would fucking die for that woman.

Because I just got rejected by a girl I was pretty sure of that she liked me.

cuz i dont want to meet any girl, anymore.