I shall call him squishy and he will be mine

I shall call him squishy and he will be mine.

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You fucking idiot, that's a blue ring octopus. You will die

where did this meme start

I invented it
-OP

did you invent shitposting too?

No its taught in our Australian High School curriculum, along with other useful things like Geography and Arithmetic.

squishy! harro squishy how r u? :3~

Ur a fukn dumb cunt aye

RIP

I downloaded this a while ago because I thought it was funny and I've been waiting for something relevant to pop up to post it in. I did good? I did good.

you did good user

Makes my rectum erect

It rekt my rectum.

You did really good.

thats a blur ring octopus

god I hope this is real

Pic is captcha i had

Things like this is why my black ass don't go in water. Fuck that shit

The blue-ringed octopus, despite its small size, carries enough venom to kill twenty-six adult humans within minutes. Their bites are tiny and often painless, with many victims not realizing they have been envenomated until respiratory depression and paralysis start to set in. [8] No blue-ringed octopus antivenom is available yet, making it one of the deadliest reef inhabitants in the ocean.

Ausfag here, when i was 6 or so my dad was talking me around rock pools at the beach, he found one and was about to pick it up. I yelled at him relentlessly to not pick it up, he only listened to me because I threw such a fit about it. We got back home and i showed him my sea creatures book, he's never doubted my expertise on sea creatures since. So there you go.

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cool story bro

Fuck you, I'll never share an octopus related story on here again. Wear one as a hat for all I care.

Call it "OP's'Pepsi"

wow

And that 6 year old waited 6 more years to share this mind numbing story on Sup Forums. I'm sure you also have an expertise in other sea related topics. Especially men.

>>Not because you can't swim
Riiiiiight

yea right nigger.

> because I threw such a fit about it.

what does it mean?

You, sir, are and idiot :\

sorry I'm not a native Australian or American for that matter.

Good job.

I bet dad tells the story too.

now this is bantz

Copypasta OP is a giant faggot

so? life is unfair he better get used to it

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youtube.com/watch?v=2Wux1bWDtzs

thanks you autistic fuck we didnt know where the reference was from.

Ples don't be the mad

Hey will poison you and you will die

go fuck yourself

Yeah man but dem cone snails that fire their barbed spikes are the bomb

Probebly seamen

> be dad
> have shitty kid
> see eight legged poison giver
> plan to pick it up safely and give to my dumb kid to hold
> foolproof late stage abortion
> kid goes into autistic fit
> entire beach watching now
> abort plan instead of kid
> have to pretend to thank him later

10/10 would kek again

Blue rings are poisonous, mate.

Those are some balls of steel on whoever holds that deadly little fucker in their hands.

yeah, better make sure you don't eat it.

underrated

even if you don't know what that is, the bright colors are a dead giveaway for something deadly poisonous in nature

Or something pretending to be. Because it's extra tasty. Only one way to find out which

Yep. I tried that once I'm pretty old, but I've always told my son to stay off the internet...

So, all roses are deadly poisonous are they Mr Muppet?

The rings being dark means it's agitated and producing venom. Just handling it can kill you. Way to go.

Animals, not vegetables

Roses arent vegetables you banana.
Did you even go to school?

Stupid one you Faggot!! That's a posion octopus!!

RIP OP

Missing the point. You tomato

>unarmed black men
kek

Your dad missed the point when he spoofed in your mums twat instead of up her arse.
Your the retard who thinks roses are vegetables, how do you even dress yourself in the mornings?

Kek

OP dead yet?

Spoofed?

jizzed for you amerifag

Kek

Spooged. Ya cunt

you did good.
you did good.

For fuck sake you never heard it get called spoof? What are you, like, 12?

it means he turned into one of those annoying little brats you see screaming in the shops when their parents don't buy them something

come on now nigger we all know monkeys hate water.
this boi here trynna blames an octompus smh smh

>when i was six

so last year?

34 year old non-American here.
I have never heard it referred to as spoof

And your excuse for not bathing is?

In Australia we sometimes call it spoof you monobrowed sandnigger

>poo in loo

You did good

b-b-b-b-but you're shit

fucking where in Australia cunt?