Brian Emo

Brian Emo

if brian eno were a bird he'd be brian emu

think about all the people dead

if brian eno were a gamer he'd be Brian ESO

if Brian Eno was a shy anime girl he'd be Brian Eto

If Brian Eno was a big guy he'd be Big Guy Eno

If brian eno made music in the 40s he'd be brian mono

If Brian Eno was a college fratboy he'd be Brian Ebro

If Brian Eno made children's comics he'd be Brian Beano

epic thread

If Brian Eno was tied to a string he'd be Brian Yoyo

If Brian Eno was Brazilian he'd be Brain Latino

If Brian Eno was a Japanese artist he'd be Brian Ono

More like "briainmeemoe tough mateo, oh hahahahahahah, such fun we're having, silent room"

If Brian Eno was a filmmaker he'd be Brian Kino

if brian eno were a gambling addict he would be brian reno

If Brian Eno was the brother of Paulie from Goodfellas he'd be Brian Sorvino

If Brian Eno was in Dexys Midnight Runners he'd be Brian Geno

If Brain Eno was in of one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises throughout. each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

If Brian Eno was a droid in Star Wars he'd be Brian-3PO

>atlas shrugged: god tier
>huckleberry finn: shit tier

If Brian Eno was Brian Dyin' Wilson he'd be dead in 3 days

if Brian Eno was in The Orb he'd be Brian UFO

If Brian Eno lived in a swamp he'd be Brian Hippo

If Brian Eno was Mike Love he'd be "Brian, No!"

if Brian Eno swore on stage he'd be Brian Oh That's A No-no

If Brian Eno was in Death Grips he'd be Brain IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES

If Brian Eno was a New York-based artistic scene he'd be Brian Eno Wave

If Brian Eno formed a band with Jeff Lynne it'd be called Brain ELO

If Brian Eno was a Renaissance man, he'd be Brian Michelangeno

if Brian Eno was a whore he'd be Brian Swallow

If Brian Eno was rude to everyone, he'd be Brian Meano

how do we get Brian Eno to see this thread

If Brian Eno were p4k he'd give ab-soul a 4.4 on his latest albumNo

Bombard his Twitter/Facebook/e(no)-mail with it, I guess

If Brian Eno was mexican, he'd be Brian Cholo

If Brian Eno wanted to survive cancer unlike Bowie, he'd be Brian Chemo

If Brian Eno has a name for his penis it would be Brian Peno

>e(no)-mail
kek

If Brian Eno was blinded he'd be Brian See No

>huck finn
>good

If Brian Eno was a recently deceased folk musician he'd be Leonard Coheno

If Brian Eno was dead, he'd be Brian No.

If Brian Eno knew the answer to a question he'd be Brian 'e Knows

if Brian Eno was a garden, he'd be Brian Grow

If Brian Eno was an experimental japanese musician, he'd be Keiji Eno

If Brian Eno was roman coliseum, he'd be Brian Eco

If Brian Eno worked at a hotdog stand he'd be Brian Fryin Weeno Eno

If Brian Eno had white hair he'd be Brian Albino

If Brian Eno were this lol he'd be too soono

If Brian Eno hated normies he'd be Brian REEEEEEEno

If Brian Eno was a pokémon, he'd be Brian MissigNo

>he can't into huck finn

>Rand
>anything over shit-tier
ahahahahahahahaha

If Brian Eno was arrogant he'd be Brian Ego

i know this is copypasta but goddamn those the line about Ayn Rand being anything other than the absolute worst of the canonized classics triggers my autism every single time

>rand: god tier
>bronte: shit-tier

If Brain Eno were a connoisseur of wines he'd be Brian Vino

he is

If Brian Eno was in Ween he'd be Brian Weeno

If a man knew Brain Eno, Brian He Know

I feel like everyone from Sup Forums has envelopes they keep around to mark the backs of with specific occurrences in fiction

If Brian Eno was in the Brian Jonestown Massacre he would be Brian Jonestown Massacre

I guess he is Brian Vino then

If Brian Eno was Bill Gates, he'd be the Gatekeeper.

>Eno shed further light on the composition of the sound on the BBC Radio 4 show The Museum of Curiosity, admitting that he created [the Microsoft Sound] using a Macintosh computer, and stating "I wrote it on a Mac. I've never used a PC in my life; I don't like them."[40]

If Brian Eno was an environmentalist he'd be Brian Eco

If Brian Eno was going to die soon he'd be Brian Wilson

shut the fuck up

lol

If Brian Eno was quitting using MDMA he'd be Brian E? No!

If Brian Eno transitioned to being a mtf transgender and then later found out his parents were secretly a king and queen he'd be Brian Queeno

He does have a dark themed album coming out in less than two weeks.

LeL.

If anyone here knows Brian Eno can you forward this thread to him please? Cheers.

I am Brian Eno so don't even worry about it

Nice one Brian. Can you give me an oblique strategy card to help me think of another shite pun on your name?

best itt

For it is i, one nairb

if brian eno was a dentist he'd be brian gino

If Brian Eno used DVR he'd be Brian TiVo

Is Brian Eno had a shower he'd be Brian Cleano