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thisplaylist.com/song/play-mp3/aaaaaaa-itoshino-eri-732256.html
youtube.com/watch?v=T-jQ1Itppz0&t=44
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Anonymous 01/12/17(Thu)00:39:14 No.69805995▶Ho a Eliane ta mustrar o cu so pavisar
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Anonymous 01/12/17(Thu)00:45:32 No.69806139▶
nem sabia que isso existia psh
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Anonymous 01/12/17(Thu)00:47:44 No.69806194▶Agora é a Andreia
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Anonymous 01/12/17(Thu)00:55:40 No.69806364▶quem são essas pessoas?
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Anonymous 01/12/17(Thu)00:57:28 No.69806402▶São concorrentes de realtyshow PT.
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Anonymous 01/12/17(Thu)00:58:31 No.69806428▶
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BANÉ?
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Anonymous 01/12/17(Thu)01:00:07 No.69806481▶
Send Nudes
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Anonymous 01/12/17(Thu)01:05:56 No.69806639▶
m.youtube.com/watch?v=z5U6lWRwErE
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O Gajo das Canetas-Tinteiro !TY7.caneTA 01/12/17(Thu)01:15:34 No.69806872▶
Mequibuqui Pró*

Mas a sério, não é grande novidade que tenho um Mac. Já postei várias capturas de ecrã do mesmo dicionário.
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Anonymous 01/12/17(Thu)01:21:13 No.69807025▶
imdb.com/title/tt1155056/

Plot Keywords: bromance | homosexual subtext | friend | gay brother | wedding | See All (191) »

Foda-se

Não vou ver esse filme de paneleiro, vou dormir
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Anonymous 01/12/17(Thu)01:22:03 No.69807047▶ Alguém vê Better call saul?
Los pollos hermanos vai aparecer nesta temporada.
youtu.be/e_3WzxpdUc0
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Anonymous 01/12/17(Thu)01:24:18 No.69807094▶
Não, faz tempo que não olho uma série, as últimas três coisas que assisti foram dramas coreanos

乙~!
綺麗だね、どこかな?

自分から戦争しかけておきながら被害者を気取る性根の悪さ。
ニップスは原爆ドームをアウシュビッツ収容所やトゥールスレンと同列に思ってるけどさ、
原爆落とされたのはニップスに非があったからってこと忘れてるよね完全に。
何もしていないのに一方的に虐殺された方々の遺産と同列にしてはだめだよね。
ニップスはもう一度原爆落として焼き殺さないと分からないの?

wrong thread

東京都、青ヶ島

強力な冬将軍到来

mistaken bombing~~~

しかも酷い荒らし

what's wrong with チゲ鍋

Hi from extremely xenophobic, patriotic, and narrow-minded country. Have a good night.

粛々とレポート

キムチはてめいの国を心配しろよ
南も北も、どうしようもない状況だろうがあw

別にそういうスレ立てるのが悪いと言いたいんじゃないけどな

そのうち分かるようになるし

ミャンマー人に質問はないのか

good post

burmaの方が覚えやすかった

DJTにもっとダイレクトな画像でpostしてる
こっちには少し遠慮してくれたっぽい

>酷い荒らし
ブラジル国旗のことだと思った

ありがとう、伊豆諸島か。
この島は結構本州から離れてるんだね。

what to you mean?
his post has nothing to do with this thread or the last one and all of his reply's are to a completely different thread.

ブルマ?

なにを言ってるんだ水島上等兵
そんなことより一緒に日本へ帰ろう

see
I think he did it on purpose with another pic.

What do you mean? It's still wrong thread.

僕が日本文化に興味を持ったきっかけは母です
彼女は日本のロック(The Blue Hearts, Southern All Stars, X-Japan)とアジアンシネマ(日本や香港)を愛していた。

the fuck is he doing

ゲロゲロ
強姦死体

なんじゃ、こいつ?

なんか
このすばIの冬将軍思い出して草

ゲテモノ韓国味

ほっとけ
無視すれば速攻沈む

なら、君のママはbabymetalはどう思っている

Can someone help me understand the end of this doujin?

nhentai.net/g/184195/

I thought it's
>Aaaah, I gotta switch with the head.
>Can you go to the convenience store?

But isn't she starting to wear her clothes again? I think I misunderstood it.

thisplaylist.com/song/play-mp3/aaaaaaa-itoshino-eri-732256.html

eri my love

へえー、お母さんが日本好きなんだ?
親と趣味が合うっていいなあ。(*´∀`*)
自分は、同居してた祖父の影響で英国や欧州が好きになったよ。もういないけど(´・ω・`)ショボーン

>もういないけど
お星さまになって
Sup Forumsでshitpostする君を
見守っているよ

I said sorry if you accidentally had two mistakes to post something to two threads instead of doing at

そーだね、ありがとう。

おじいちゃん… (´;ω;`)ブワッ

I heard Optimist can live longer than pessimist
お前らどっち?

pessimist desu

>wow, it looks like 部長 is turned on.
>don't we go to the convenience store?
>yep.
sorry for my terrible English.

楽天家だ!

youtube.com/watch?v=T-jQ1Itppz0&t=44

optimistic pessimist

>スイッチ入っちゃった
It's a term fairly common in porn. It's meant figuratively. Pretty much the same as the term "turn on", but more of a "oh no, there's no stopping her now that her switch got turned on".
>>Can you go to the convenience store?
"[This fat bitch is going to be fucking this kid for a while, so] how about we go to the convenience store?"

日本のロックが好きって謎だな
ロックの本場はアメリカだろうに

スカトロ物の同人じゃなくてよかった

全くだ

Thank you so much, I'm still not used to reading porn.

どんなロックが好きか?

最も長生きするのは
opportunist
日本のロックの水準
→結局はBabymetal
個人的にはAjicoやBorisなどalternativeに良いのはある
しかし、良くも悪くも、好きでも嫌いでも、Babymetalは到達点
ああいうのが、好きなん?

Anyone mind giving me a hand understanding this feedback? I made a post and at one point said that I sucked at understanding カジュアルな日本語. At the end of the correction I got this phrase which I'm having trouble understanding.

>カジュアルがわからないということだったので、少しだけcasualな日本語にしました。(#^^#)

Does this mean "since you said you don't understand casual speech, you should try using it a bit"?

Thanks

Since you're having trouble understanding casual Japanese, he/she corrected your text to be a bit casual.

youtube.com/watch?v=g2372C5PJLM
a bit more casual

Thanks both

>カジュアルがわからないということだったので、少しだけcasualな日本語にしました。(#^^#)
'Cause you could not understand casual Japanese,
i wrote Japanese more casually a little

合ってるかどうかは知らないが日本のロックバンドは女性ボーカルが比較的に多い気がする
僕はそこが好きかな
少なくとも、好きな女性ボーカルのロックバンドが山ほどあるのに日本のものを除けば一つもない

youtube.com/watch?v=tOnWeIrFyHM

それはヨーロプアーズがビッチだからか?

ded tred

いや、性格はどうでもいい
好きかどうかは音楽次第

それって童貞っぽい意見

ニホンのブルーグラスライクだ
youtube.com/watch?v=x9S9oygUEW0

あっそ

いまから寝て起きたらSwitchの発表だ

T
H
R
E
A
D

M
U
S
I
C

youtube.com/watch?v=Vx1WbtEU4S4

>slayers
>try
>korean op

>Le Pen at trump tower

youtube.com/watch?v=ciUQc_7qR5o

bretty cool editing this one has tho

youtube.com/watch?v=zLOB_B-cJho

but how old are you or you just like 90's anime?

he is 14 and he will beat your ass on cod

gotta pwn him on halo

...

are you white?

Those are nordic women

They are American

not once have I been white

...

youtube.com/watch?v=d2FGgYp6mdk

have you ever met somebody like this in nippon?

youtube.com/watch?v=GzD0TOJ_h-4&t=13s

fuck you for making me search for "are asian men attractive" and "are asian men sexy"

I can tell when I see nordics

Aryans

apologize

Sorry.

hitler would be proud

nice digits have a song youtube.com/watch?v=gMu_Z4j-4xs

How would I write ">tfw Kikuhime will never be my oyabin" in Japanese?

>are asian men attractive
I'm not a girl nor I am gay, but I must say that Toshiro Mifune is just handsome as fuck.

>nor I am gay
Sure sure

>「tfw Kikuhime will never be my oyabin」日本語で

...

Very funny.

sorry i thought you were sweden san.

I'm Japanese I don't need help with Japanese

its 5 am here

good honorary white japanese are all sleeping
leave here at once

thats why i made the joke. i thought you would know

おk (:

Anyone that can translate it for me then? F is feel, not face by the way.

did you want to help your cousin with his question....

good night

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きくひめはいつも俺のおやびんではないの感じ

if a japanese flag tells you this is wrong he is zainichi