Tell me your worst jokes Sup Forums

Tell me your worst jokes Sup Forums

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What do they call cans in mexico?

spooli-cans

Close enough

how do you make a tissue dance?

You put a little boogey in it!

What happens if you put an infant in a blender?
Instant boner

wrap it over a spool and watch it choke.

I wanted to make a domestic violence joke but they hit too close to home

What do you call a baby monkey?

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A chimp off the old block!

George

What is red, white and black?

>What is red, white and black?
A penguin taking a red-skins cock

Did you hear about the circus fire?

It was 'intents.'

What is an albanian without hands?

A nun on her period.

A man walks into a bar. The second man ducks.

Not sure user

hehee

im eager to know

What is hardest thing to hide in your room full of deadbabys, wheb police comes
Boner

What
Trustfull man

How many tickles does it take to make an Octopus laugh?
Ten-tickles

What is white, it flies and if it gets in your eye you will die?

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Its the police mam your son died in a car accident the driver was an alcohol

brad -level

YOU

10/10

Fucking A+ Beautifully executed.

A plane

plane. not sure

What did the worker at the rubber band factory say when he lost his job? Oh Snap!

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What is red and dangles between a woman's knees?

A fetus that hung itself with its umbilical chord!

What does a robot do on a one night stand?

Nuts n bolts

What is the difference between a dead baby and a pizza?

I don't fuck my pizza before putting it in the oven.

that's fucking retarded.

NIce, I tried doing that but the doctor cut it off before i could succeed.

Right in the feels, user.

The Greek economy

Why was the little boy sad?

He had a frog stapled to his face.

Yes

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What do you call a white who is even friends with, let alone fucks a nonwhite?

Someone who needs to die.

Some people can fall in love with depression,user. Maybe it is a form of necrophilia. Some love dead bodies, others love dead spirits.

What's the difference between a mosquito and your mother?

The mosquito stops sucking when I slap it

Womens rights

My wife caught me shagging our daughter.
Not sure why she is so bloody damn mad: Either because I was shagging our child or because the abortion clinic let me take her home.

Best joke here

There was a boy once who was born without a body. He was nothing but a head, rolling around. Christmas came and he received a present. ”Yay, he exclaimed, Santa thought of the poor boy with no body!” He went on to open his present, with his teeth. Several hours later, he finally completes his task. Upon seeing the contents of Santa's token of love, he said: ”Oh, fuck, not another fucking hat!”

Top zozzle

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kek

op is the worst joke imaginable

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Which month do soldiers hate most?
The month of March!

an octopus has 8 tentacles

ten-tickles as in tentacles not 10 tentacles you fucking retard

What goes black white black white rollin down a hill? And aborigine and a seagull fighting over a chip/french fry for americfags

you did not outline the american equivalent of aborigines.

A former Auschwitz guard takes a tour there, 50 years after the war. As the ovens are being shown to him, he asks the guide whether the dust inside them is Jew ash. The guard says yes, so he gathers some of the ash and hides it in his pocket
Upon returning home, he takes the ashes from his coat, puts them inside an hourglass and says: ”Now work, you worthless Jewish pigs”!

yeah but its 8 not 10 you fuckwit
do you even IQ?

hehehe you gettem

This thread

No he means tentacles not how many tentacles the octo has you fucking faggot, geez get a load of this retard.

I did senpai
#FeelsGoodMan

Lol american equivalent is a nigger and a crow?? Fighting over a waffle?? Idk im aussie

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Octo even means 8 you pelican
Are you missing some chromosomes or something?

same. thoughts on pauline hanson?

Shes a fuckin legend

Not my opinion you dumbshit: google.com.au/#q=octo meaning

octo-
ˈɒktəʊ/Submit
combining form
eight; having eight.
"octosyllabic"

Have you got 8 brain cells?

Plz explain?? My shopping trolly murderd my shopping just gone i dont like it

Are you asian??

No but the posters on this thread have the combined IQ of a beanstalk.

You. Fucking. Retards. How many TICKLES? 10tickles.Which SOUNDS like tentacles. It is fucking irrelevant how many tentacles there are. Eight tentacles, 8 10tickles. Fuck the 8, it is just the accursed tentacles that are the issue here. Or just replace octopus with squid and go fuck yourselves.

The thread literally says tell me your worst jokes. Its a joke you definition searching cunt. make your way to the nearest bridge and do the world a favour. The bridge needs to at least be 8 meters so you can think about how fucking retarded you are on the way down. head first aswell.

I believe it is your opinion you cunt faced dildo. How fucking dare you call me a dumbshit and link me to a google search, I hope you choke on your mothers placenta you despicable fucking worm.

Squid or calamari?

Best joke here, is zozzle boy still trying to force a meme.

Cant argue with quads

You both need to settle down or your gonna end up with an ulcer

I always thought they are the same thing. Not a biologist, though.

Quads has spoken

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whats a beanstalk?

A black child.

you dumb faggot the question was how many tickles it takes to make an octopus laugh, not how many tentacles does an octupus have.
fucking dumb piece of shit numbnuts

dubs have spoken

this thread is now bananas

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow...
MOOOOOOO

Let's get this thread back on track.

What type of economy does the Pokemon world have? Free Entei-prise.

yeah I get the joke but octopi have 8 tentacles not 10 which makes the joke stupid.
I dont expect you to understand this straight away, go and have a think about it for a while first then come back.

A stalk of beans, goddamn man...

you can eat calamari but you cant eat squid you pelican
They're obviously different things