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me n the boys edition

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phwoar

gonna do a suicide

clarkson n hoes edition

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BOH! REWIND MY SELECKTAH

own up

who doesn't have a job here and what was your last one

fenipply jones

1,4,2,5,3

>korean gf
stopped reading there

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her eyes are a nice colour

you lads like my frog?

chinks have to settle for any white guy that looks at them twice

got a 190kg double overhand deadlift today lads
fingers are a bit sore now though, ngl

WHAT ARE THOOOOOSE

I might actually have been the one who made that frog

>>korean gf
Got a Japanese one myself

just pinned the gf against an electric fence

croak

Y

what if, everyone on /brit/ is sober as shit but they are just pretending to be under the influence

heemed the gf again

Bit snowy out.

t. wageslave on a late lunch

got got by some poof with weak fingers today

Was she turned on

I assumed that was the case no?

me IRL

gf just sent me these really small photos of herself haha what is she like

fancy a go on the punching bag lads
she should be awake because she would have heard me throwing a can at the telly

looks like when someone moves during a panorama

state of those bolt-ons

Just played the resident evil 7 demo, was legit spooky

just broke the gf's ankles and threw her on the train tracks

looks like a tattoo

good lad

gonna knock you the fuck out lisicki

first asian girl ive been with desu and the other blokes were also white. If they were asian guys I'd understand what you mean

That's what happened, didn't you notice the 3 legged woman?

does it rain in the UK?

omg a three legg monster bhind yuo

who takes a panorama of some mong sat on a skateboard

>watch some trashy yank tv
>full of qts
>makes my heart ache

serves me right i suppose

*trot away on my three legs*

A different mong

What did he mean by this?

mong on a skateboard's m8

very strong jaw 2bh

what car do you have lads?

fancy a volks polo

*trot away with the leadership election*

your gf on the left.

just stuffed the gf in the boot of the car
she'll think twice next time she criticises my driving

Mazda 6

Pilot is ripping you off and getting more miles on the fare

kek

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i have 2.

'08 honda civic lx
'91 miata

any other /o/tists here?

she's 5'10 too, imagine how handsome your sons would be

snowing finally

1987 Toyota Tercel

plane lavatory is broken and captain must shit

literally never whitelisted a site unless an adblocker made it unusable

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11 plate focus la

hmm, very good point

asked the gf to pick up some oyster blade steaks on the way home and she's gotten me just ordinary blade steaks
rubbed her down with the steaks and threw her into the lion enclosure

don't like tit piercings

Plane wanker is back!!!

delet thes

6'4 and built like a rotating hunk of meat

whats up with her eyes?

yeah but if you have daughters they'd be fucking massive

asked the gf to exist

imagine using non-free software

asked the gf to pick up a bottle of talisker on the way home and she got bells instead

needless to say the funeral will be next week

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>australian women

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Thinking of registering winrar

this is sad....but funny


I tried I really did

but now Im back on my shit.

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>that hairline
>head down, as if to cover adams apple
>jacket creating the illusion of womanly hips

hmmm

>liking 5'10 women with manly jaws
b e n t

its cute 2bh

imagine how handsome your grandsons would be

Gf spilled some of her smoothy and I stepped in it while wearing socks
I can safely say she is no longer with us

>elbows too pointy

Just been made redundant lads

trying this post a second time

B-B-B-BASELINE

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runts are not welcome here

>considering women under 5'10

LMAO good luck with your poverty goals of having a manlet son

wag1 las any1 goin 2 some hot $e$hes?

by the time I have grandchildren a white marrying a white will be illegal

you may be on to something my man, you may be on to something...

using the gf's face as an ashtray

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>the next generation of British men
You're fucked lads

What are you on about? My mam is like 5'5 andd I'm 6'1

Doesn't sound really optimal now does it

stop shitting up this thread faggot.

don't worry lad, i'll give you a job
*unzips dick*

>implying any of us will even have children

it was only ever going to be a pipe dream la