me n the boys edition
/brit/
gonna do a suicide
clarkson n hoes edition
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BOH! REWIND MY SELECKTAH
own up
who doesn't have a job here and what was your last one
fenipply jones
1,4,2,5,3
>korean gf
stopped reading there
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her eyes are a nice colour
you lads like my frog?
chinks have to settle for any white guy that looks at them twice
got a 190kg double overhand deadlift today lads
fingers are a bit sore now though, ngl
WHAT ARE THOOOOOSE
I might actually have been the one who made that frog
>>korean gf
Got a Japanese one myself
just pinned the gf against an electric fence
croak
Y
what if, everyone on /brit/ is sober as shit but they are just pretending to be under the influence
heemed the gf again
Bit snowy out.
t. wageslave on a late lunch
got got by some poof with weak fingers today
Was she turned on
I assumed that was the case no?
me IRL
gf just sent me these really small photos of herself haha what is she like
fancy a go on the punching bag lads
she should be awake because she would have heard me throwing a can at the telly
looks like when someone moves during a panorama
state of those bolt-ons
Just played the resident evil 7 demo, was legit spooky
just broke the gf's ankles and threw her on the train tracks
looks like a tattoo
good lad
gonna knock you the fuck out lisicki
first asian girl ive been with desu and the other blokes were also white. If they were asian guys I'd understand what you mean
That's what happened, didn't you notice the 3 legged woman?
does it rain in the UK?
omg a three legg monster bhind yuo
who takes a panorama of some mong sat on a skateboard
>watch some trashy yank tv
>full of qts
>makes my heart ache
serves me right i suppose
*trot away on my three legs*
A different mong
What did he mean by this?
mong on a skateboard's m8
very strong jaw 2bh
what car do you have lads?
fancy a volks polo
*trot away with the leadership election*
your gf on the left.
just stuffed the gf in the boot of the car
she'll think twice next time she criticises my driving
Mazda 6
Pilot is ripping you off and getting more miles on the fare
kek
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i have 2.
'08 honda civic lx
'91 miata
any other /o/tists here?
she's 5'10 too, imagine how handsome your sons would be
snowing finally
1987 Toyota Tercel
plane lavatory is broken and captain must shit
literally never whitelisted a site unless an adblocker made it unusable
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11 plate focus la
hmm, very good point
asked the gf to pick up some oyster blade steaks on the way home and she's gotten me just ordinary blade steaks
rubbed her down with the steaks and threw her into the lion enclosure
don't like tit piercings
Plane wanker is back!!!
delet thes
6'4 and built like a rotating hunk of meat
whats up with her eyes?
yeah but if you have daughters they'd be fucking massive
asked the gf to exist
imagine using non-free software
asked the gf to pick up a bottle of talisker on the way home and she got bells instead
needless to say the funeral will be next week
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>australian women
Thinking of registering winrar
this is sad....but funny
I tried I really did
but now Im back on my shit.
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>that hairline
>head down, as if to cover adams apple
>jacket creating the illusion of womanly hips
hmmm
>liking 5'10 women with manly jaws
b e n t
its cute 2bh
imagine how handsome your grandsons would be
Gf spilled some of her smoothy and I stepped in it while wearing socks
I can safely say she is no longer with us
>elbows too pointy
Just been made redundant lads
trying this post a second time
B-B-B-BASELINE
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runts are not welcome here
>considering women under 5'10
LMAO good luck with your poverty goals of having a manlet son
wag1 las any1 goin 2 some hot $e$hes?
by the time I have grandchildren a white marrying a white will be illegal
you may be on to something my man, you may be on to something...
using the gf's face as an ashtray
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>the next generation of British men
You're fucked lads
What are you on about? My mam is like 5'5 andd I'm 6'1
Doesn't sound really optimal now does it
stop shitting up this thread faggot.
don't worry lad, i'll give you a job
*unzips dick*
>implying any of us will even have children
it was only ever going to be a pipe dream la