Cum addict here.
My addiction to sperm has gotten to the point where I scavenge through the trash that people leave out for used condoms. Just went through 10 trash bags today and found not even a single used condom.
Fuck this shit. Anyone else in the same boat as me?
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goto a fucking gloryhole, all you can eat faggot
I did find some hemorrhoid cream though lol.
How did this start
I'm not sure. I was 16 when I found my first condom. I remember taking it home with me and drinking from it. It felt like I was drinking their love.
I didn't really have any interest in used condoms specifically before then although I was bisexual from my early teens (and probably even before then if childhood crushes count).
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where do you usually scavenge. I would bet going to where young people live would be a good place to look. Maybe low income housing complexes and apartment complexes where students live.
>Anyone else in the same boat as me?
.... no
Even though I was already into used condoms by 16, when I was about 19, I had a housemate who would bring cute boys over to her place and they'd fuck, and then she'd put the used condoms in her trash. She often left the house with her door wide open which meant that I could rummage through her trash, find the used condoms, and drink from them/jack off with them. Once she left, I guess going through the neighbor's trash became my only alternative.
That's the weirdest shit I've ever seen, and I've seen some weird shit
Going through where the young people live is usually a great idea. In my country, we have streets close to the major colleges where literally everyone is a college student. There tends to be a lot of partying and alcohol involved in those places as well (e.g. beer bottles strewn around on the ground). There is one day per week where the rubbish is put out. Many of these bags will probably have some used condoms inside them.
Unfortunately, I now live in a quiet suburban area. So the used condoms are much rarer.
Why don't you drink your own cum you fucking idiot?
Can you tell us a story? What's your hottest come eating experience? Do you enjoy getting jizz straight from the source? Are u homosexual? Do you eat your own come? Have you ever shared this with anyone and how did they take it?
OP what the fuck.
Somebody screencap this
Just when I thought I have heard it all....thanks OP, you dirty bastardisation
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>this fucking website
OP post time stamp pls + story
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what am i looking at
collecting cum from dead raped girl imo
Dis girl
I do. I even freeze my own cum in the freezer to play with later.
It's fun and all but playing with/drinking my own cum does not have the same feeling IMO. The enjoyment of used condoms goes beyond mere taste or smell or texture. Heck, most used condoms that I find are far less "fresh" than my own cum which I can get straight from the source. But I still prefer the cum from used condoms over my own.
I suppose it's almost like asking... Would you prefer a sloppy hug from someone else or a perfect hug by wrapping your arms around yourself?
It's hard to describe in words but it's the idea... the knowledge behind the creation that provides much of the attraction. As I said, it almost feels like I'm drinking their "love"... their "essence". That would be very difficult to justify if the cum were mine.
Checked
>not valuing your own love and essence
This is a whole new level of fucked OP do continue
fucking witnessed.
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most OPs can only dream of being as faggot as you
eventhough I consider myself straight I love cum as well
would love to try doing a bukkake/gokkun at some point
I have fantasised about picking up some used condoms at a brothel but havent gotten around to that because of health concerns
>trying to makes sense of/justify anything in this thread
I don't even know what to say in this thread
He planned to kill and eat her, having selected her for her health and beauty; characteristics he believed he lacked. He describes himself as weak, ugly, and small (he is just under 5 ft [1.52 m] tall)[5] and claims he wanted to absorb her energy.
Congratulations, you have the same logic as a serial killer
Holy trips
Everyday we move a little further from God's light.
I've never got jizz straight from the source (other than my own). I'm bisexual. I do eat my own sperm. I've never shared this with anyone IRL.
I can't really name a single experience that would be my hottest. One of my favorite experiences was when I found that used condom when I was 16. It was tied to a shed in our high school during recess, so some high school student must have stuck it up there. It was extremely fresh too. Probably only a couple of hours old. I also remember finding cum all over the walls and toilet seat of the boy's bathroom back when I was about 18 and still in high school. Whoever did this did it several times per week and I'd lick it all up and then be late for maths class while trying to hide my boner haha.
Another hot moment was when I was living with that housemate I mentioned earlier. One of the boys she brought over was a boy who I had a crush with back in middle school. He was a cute guy, about 5'9" with curly blond hair. I got to taste his cum too. Which was definitely very hot. The only downside was that I had a massive cold at the time so I literally tasted/smelled nothing. :(
Not cum but when I was a kid in daycare I would drink out of the toilets if someone peed and didn't flush
aren't you considered of the stds?
what the fuck did i just read.
how picky are you with the cum?
human only or animals? people of a certain age group, race, socioeconomic status ect?
>human only or animals?
wtf
I dont think hed have too much to worry about...
Seems like it'd be rare to find animal cum in a condom
Thats really hot. Can you describe what it was like getting a hold of your crushes come? How? And how did you enjoy it? What was it like the next time you saw him?
What? Animals make sperm too, retard.
i can't imagine rapist groups of men exist but fuck they do
this planet is so fucked up
you are one sick puppy OP.. Seek help
why don't you just get a boyfriend, OP? Then you can drink his cum all you want.
Tell me more about yourself. You interest me and I'm bored.
OP how is that you don`t have AIDS by now
The aids virus dies once its exposed to air
Our country has a very low HIV/AIDS rate. And even if your partner is infected, contracting it through oral sex (which drinking from used condoms pretty much is - just one step removed) is very unlikely.
Not at all picky when it's human cum.
Never really gave a thought about animal cum. I suppose I might fap with it, but I'd be a bit hesitant to actually drink it.
I only saw him on that day. He went to my middle school but we went to separate high schools. Then we went to the same college but our college was so big that I never actually saw him there.
He knocked on the wrong door so I told him that the housemate's room was through another entrance. Then I heard sexy sounds coming from her room and then his condom was there the next day. There was no condom in the trash the previous day so I'm fairly sure it was his.
Sad part is: I had a cold at the time so my sense of smell/taste was completely fucked. But I didn't really know this at the time. So I was really more confused than horny. I drank it even though there was zero taste, felt even more confused, then filled it up with soap and placed it back in her trash can so she wouldn't notice it was gone.
It wasn't until a few hours/days later when I tried eating foods that I realized my sense of smell/taste was gone and everything tasted like nothing.
Include me in the screencap
>i am straight
>i wanna get a bukkake
choose one
Would you like to buy my used condoms off me?
Free samples get back to me fam
im going to fucking throw up , this has to be a troll. this thread has legendary potential time to stay in it
Fucking faggot OP. kill yourself nigger? This shit is disgusting.
Not cum addicted, but shoving-things-in-my-ass addicted.
24/7, I have something in my ass unless I take it out to relube or use the washroom... weekdays, it's usually a buttplug, but weekends, like today, it's a massive dildo that I don't take out or stop riding.
My butthole looks like the one in this image, when I give it a break for a couple hours. Long and obviously changed... my big dildos slip in like it's nothing, but I can't stop.
wait. really? how have scientists not found a way to introduce oxygen into the bloodstream for short enough a time that it wouldnt kill the person? if all it needs is less than a second....
post some cum porn then
I'm also into the idea of used condoms, but I don't think I could go as far as OP has and "use" them from strangers.
I remember when I was about 13 or 14 I found a used condom in the bushes at the apartment complex that I lived at. At the time I was really turned on by the idea that some guy had used it to have sex, and I would imagine what the guy looked like that had thrown it out and if he had used it with another guy.
Even now I still love the idea of taking the condom off and licking the other guy's cock clean.
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I'm pretty boring really. I went to high school in a rich area. Parents were divorced but mom made a lot of money. I went to college and got a STEM degree. And now I'm doing a Masters in another related STEM field. I'd like to get into research someday or perhaps join a startup.
Which country are you from OP?
Youse cunts arnae fuckin right in the heid
This thread is literally making me gag. Tft
this is why the internet was made
I know a chick that likes to eat from used tissues. Very very similar to OPs fetish.
Those people aren't collecting it to drink it by the way they are collecting it for dna to find the rapist.
atleast you don't eat mold
How does it feel to know you make me glad i flush my condoms? Ive been on the motherload supplement for a month now and ive got 7ml loads. Get it fresh from the source faggot.
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If it had cum on it I'm pretty sure Op would eat it.
I've seen some shit on this website over the years, but this is seriously one of the most baffling and disgusting things.
I dont even.
I have a similar thing but its not as easy. I want to consume female poop. I was thinking about going into female bathrooms, disable the water pump used for flushing, or just clog it with tons of paper, then wait for a few hours and then come back and hopefully find some turds in there that i can put in a container and bring home to feast on.
Tell me you wouldn't.
When I saw this image I wanted to rub my pussy all over her and I am a man what the heck
>implying females poop
This thread is making me feel a whole lot better about my fetishs
i wanna lick it all up. fuck
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I WAS IN THIS THREAD!
Well, This is fucked...
Coming from someone who has frozen turds stored in their freezer...
I have a scat fetish. It was particularly intense in my mid-late teens but died down soon afterward to the level where it's at today. For me, I am more attracted to the idea of tasting something so intimate... coming from such a beautiful and sexy part of the human body. But after I got creative and actually managed to find the sexy turds that I've always dreamed of, I gave the cold brown logs one good bite, tasted them, and... it was disappointing. It was like munching into cold bitter mud (although the coldness hides some of the bitterness). Heck, I even felt a bit yucky (although I suppose my post-orgasm perspective on things could be distorting things).
I ended up eating most of them but it wasn't a particularly sexy experience and I would often throw up a couple of hours afterward. I did fap with them around my cock (which unlike eating, I still find pretty hot).
I wouldn't say no to rimming a dirty asshole if it was right in front of me, but eating whole entire turds is personally a bit too much for me IMO. Every once in a while when I'm extremely horny, I do it. But I usually end up regretting it afterward. For me, it's something that sounds good in theory but not so good in practice. Perhaps others will disagree.
>eating literal shit
>"sounds good in theory, but not in practice"
Jesus christ. Please, never breed, and also consider suicide as a viable option.
Nigga you need jesus
and by drinking their love you mean his love
Why would that ever sound good in theory?!? Its a fucking waste product from all the stuff you eat. all the nutrients, flavors, and everything good about it gets pulled out and compressed into a log of WASTE.
Yaass thank you sir
Only on Sup Forums can you find someone who thinks the idea of eating shit is a literal good idea.
are there any more stories??
Jezzus how old are you
>9gag.com
OP here. I'm from New Zealand. I might consider opening a PO Box to receive used rubbers. I'll buy them for $5 each as well as shipping costs. If you are between 10 and 20 years old, I'll up this price to $10.
If interested, my email is [email protected].
>If you are between 10 and 20 years old
what the fuck
Hell, I'll fuck my girl and send you my used condom.
You might as well turn yourself into the police, cause damn you need help.
Dude, this is for you:
pooalexa.com
Looks like i've finally found a job.
Is the turd collector user going to do the same?