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/hoc/ Cell key material edition
bolts
tfw kings fan
>americaitlyns
>losing the most watched hockey game ever to canada
>zero talented players
>yfw pongs threepeat and theres absolutely nothing you can do about it
mfw the roadrunners win the caldeer cup
>coached by mark lamb
theyll never make the playoffs
>yfwswtc
tucson.com
>mfw arizona is literally giving away free hockey and that will probably have shit attendance
How did he move up from the W without accomplishing anything
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Friendly reminder.
You from SD brah?
Did they seriously only have two guys marching? You would think they could force some interns to walk with them or something
no I just saw the wallpaper on reddit and thought it was funny
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hes old buddies with dave tippits, who seems to have alot of pull within the coyotes for some reason
BASED jon
id switch america and sweden, i have never once seen sweden post something constructive
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mfw the panthers relocate to iqzuet
that would be awesome
How do we stop the vegas meme team from joining /hoc/? Im tried of being jewed by bettman enough is enough!
Fucking lel
are vegas fans going to be all brand new people who never watched hockey until 2017 or a ton of "die hard" kings/yotes/ducks fans that switched over to a new team because they have a team in their state now
>mfw im going to pretend im a LV fan and shitpost /hoc/ into oblivion despite not even living on the same coast as vegas
A mix of old hockey fans and transplants mixed in with people who felt like the old minor league team fans and some people sick of NCAA sports
do not reply to vegas posters, its fair to assume that anyone cheering for vagass is a newfag
>vegas
>coast
dumb frog poster
Its going to consist of degenerate gamblers who are too drunk play attention to the game and leave half way through the second period after pissing themselves
vegas is already better than phoenix, colombus, carolina, nashville, and minnesota
>NO
>HOCKEY
>NEWS
I was going down on Davies today. Met Trudeau. Surprised at the amount of phallic food items on the sides.
You kinda have a point
>I was going down on Davies today.
did you ask trudeau when we're going to get our free weed?
Dude. There were literally cops carrying fucking rifles on both ends of the street and cops armed to the teeth everything on both sides of the streets as well.
Would probably get shot asking him tough questions.
yeah vancouver is crazy lately
i was on the skytrain and when we pulled into a stop downtown there was a cop in riot gear with a gun on the outside of the vest, i was so stunned and stared at him like "what the fuck is going on" and also we just came from that cafe where you can smoke weed, and after looking at me for a bit he came on to the train and stood next to me to see if i was up to something
Will anybody take Canada seriously ever again?
Also >tripfags
Yeah dude, it's fucking here in Vancouver.
I had a cop with the barrel end of his rifle pointed at my back and he was just standing there. My anus never tensed so hard in my life.
>pic like this is a literal meme and is not representative of what's really going on in Canada
ugh i know, the media here just LOVES to take these pictures of cops and act like they're all so chill, like that one cop that was chatting with a homeless dude, probably just pumping him for street info, and the news won't fucking shut up about how awesome cops are here
meanwhile in victoria people are getting cuffed and put on their knees before they get their heads kicked in
>mfw the blots win the cup
>you will never see kippers anus tense
why even live?
you bc hippies deserve to be cracked upside the head
kippoos btfo
fuck off you fucking redditor you didnt even post an appropriate jon. stop memewagoning FUCK pic related is the one you should have posted but didnt because you just started saving ebin reddit MEMES
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Yotes=playoffs?
Yes. Cup within 5 years
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t. team that will not win the cup for the rest of time
Canes-Yotes SCF when
Canes vs Yotes is my all time hokki dream. Canadians would be so mad that they'd boycott the NHL lel
>the bootyblasting this would cause
Fuckers in NHL telling me, always in the locker room Evander Kane ain’t bout this, Evander Kane ain’t bout that. SHUT THE FUCK UP!
You know numba 9 knocked out Cooke with that one hitta. Been on team suspension since I don't know when.
>canacucks
>No cups since 1993
What did he mean by this?
friendly reminder: Armenia is THE best poster.
I wanna wife dat grill
Burger, please nuke Ontario and Quebec
>His country/state hasn't had Lundqvist play for them
Fuck off kongs fag
Hey Hendrick!
Where are you from?
>Lundshit
>rags
>canada in charge of free speech
get your shit together
>Sucking Armenia's tiny smelly cock.
Pretty pathetic desu
But 35K though
>you have been fined $5 for calling him a potato on the internet
Plus 2$ to his mom.
>That flag
>Mad at big Aryan cocks
Checks out
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Implying his cock is tiny or smelly. I bet it's a big hot, hairy, bratwurst.
Youre gay for not sucking Armenia's dong. FAGGOT
fucking leaf..
How does it feel to be more delusional than the average Finn?
Finland
The leaf is upset.
golden generation
Fins are in league with the Armenian. It's a plot to vanquish the leaf once and for all.
>what is banter
Good post
ew. nice dubs though
double double
Nah. Finns are here for the meme while Armenia is too irrelevant to consider a threat.
canada cant handle the bants
Hokkei is gay.
>Amerifats
>Talking about handling bants
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>Canada
>relevant
Pick one
I'll pick both tyvm
dubs
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>canada
>ever relevant
bro, even your maple syrup is substandard sugar sauce made by indians. We make better shit in Vermont and Maine.
when was the last time Canada won a Stanley bowl?
blonde medium haired TSN girls ranking
1. New girl
2. Natasha
3. Tessa
>Winning a meme tournament
>Relevant
Kek
This. I only buy Vermont Maple syrup. Canada can't even make syrup right.
See >being proud of a cup won by foreign players
>Armenia in charge of replying correctly
I'm sorry, do they not live in the US? What are you? a Xenophobe? SHould we just not let people in? Is that what you're saying? because i'd say youre a hypocrite. Canada is at least half not white. God forbid we grant some good people refuge and pay them good money for being talented.