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Lounging in the lounge on the lounge edition

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frederica

i want to lick her feet and pits, drink her piss and eat her hot steamy logs.

anyone else?

What is he doing?

At the gf's place, bored already.

me n the lads

threadly reminder to think about my willy

>Sniffing her seat
Ah yes

>watching a documentary about sudan
>"my wife called me and said 'something bad is happening, there is a lot more shooting than usual'"
>'than usual'
can't imagine living in a place where there is a baseline, acceptable level of gunfire

yaass this is so important

might offer a service to neets similar to japan's white hands

reply to this post if you're interested

*gets down on my hands and knees to pick something up underneath my chair*

ahh yes, the "pre-sesh sesh"

>my wife
Really get's the old neurons firing.

ask a yank

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d..d..desklad?

industrial hardcore

twat

delete this

caught my bollocks trying to cross the Korean DMZ lads

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It is

my favourite character is the bloke on the right who clearly just touched that bloke's arse and then smiles

Thinking about upgrading the ol' 'brator

Imagine getting this angry about men kicking a ball around

Sometimes it really hits me how stupid everyone else is

me saying "i dont believe it"

kpop t.bh lads

just noticed the lad looking directly at the camera and shaking his head

you would too if you had their joints

Every time I watch this I see something new, I normally stare at K-pop desu man and the angry ginger manlet

surely man must see this footage and decide to make some changes

it's like an upside down turtle
jesus

I would too, the girl is a 10

love this

someone post the one where the pete-postlewaite-type-guy rises and the other guy's doing the chink thing

really wanna know what the fuck is happening with the stroke victim

David Miliband in the bottom right

do planes crash into each other

Stupid twat

nah

m8 just told me that yanks have been rangebanned from /brit/

mental

never?

please stop bullying scousers ;__;

Only if they fly into eachother

not possible m8

how often does that happen

Scousers?
Scoundrels more like

=

We can all hope

why isn't it

i'm sure it has happened. it must of at least a handful of times

>Scousers
>Liverpool fans

Pick one, we're bullying Norwegians and southerners.
This is a scouser

wonder if either of them saw this afterwards
can't imagine what I'd do I'd be mortified, though tbf I wouldn't do it in the first place

Icelad?
Nicelad more like

Considering taking the dogs to the pub for a few beers

Does the tea or the milk go in the cup first?

life without dignity

*psst* its cut short and in the longer version you can tell he didn't actually sniff the seat

Got a scholarship to one of the best private schools in the country, the sort that made you learn latin and now is plagued with accusations of teachers diddling kids in the 70s, got pretty good grades, made useful connections with many now-successful people and could've got into pretty much any uni. I wanted but instead I'm now sitting here at 3:28 on a Friday morning wanking to men with knee-high socks and feminine cocks and shitposting on a Tibetan tea enthusiast forum.

Who here /toppingthemselvesby35/

hope he gets an infection and dies

fucking fat bastard should have died years ago

>scousers
>neverton
liverpool is red

What's the matter, did a Yank fuck your waifu?

never has lad. technology stops it

very very very rarely, think about it, the sky is massive and planes are comparatively tiny and there aren't many of them

not sure a pub would approve of having rats brought in

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Nah man, Oslo is red.

>lasting til 35
no thank you

i'm 35 already so not me

Beer isn't good for dogs.

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E X P O S E D

Every now and again

Depends, is your tea in a teapot and are you using fine china? if so then milk first
If you're brewing it in the mug then milk last

Ceiba Intercontinental Airlines Flight 71 / Senegalair plane

i cannot fathom life at that size. surely its impossible to do normal things. can he even wipe his own arse?

It's a dog friendly pub but the owner has a pug and my 2 keep trying to bum it senseless.

oh ok cheers
it really looks like it though...kek

I have never in my life made any physical contact with a human vagina

>waifu
Why are all yanks so childish?

We get shit on for calling it a "lounge" but it makes perfect sense. Do you sleep on your bedee in your bedroom?

British cunts need to just fuck off

His girlfriend has to do it for him.

There was at least one big incident in Brazil, a private jet hit a passenger plane I think.

>africa

don't care, in fact i'm glad they're dead

considering taking your dog to chinky for a chow mein

Ever touched a dick?

australian /fa/ lad is quite good looking

>don't care, in fact i'm glad they're dead

>human vagina

having you been fiddling the dog again mate

but we don't call the actual lounge a "sofa room", the equivalent in your analogy would be having a bedroom in your bedroom room

>>africa

>don't care, in fact i'm glad they're dead

Back in 2009, were on the waiting list in Tartus for 8 months because all the relatives of officials were getting theirs first. Every time we asked, they told us there aren't any lines available. One day, my father paid 5,000 Lira to some engineer at the telecom centre, and suddenly there were available lines.. for us and for our neighbours.

Good days.

what about when you were born?

nah

Fantastic thread

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nah

Not much eating on them

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>When his friends cut the cord anchoring the lawnchair to his Jeep, he did not float lazily up to 30 feet. Instead he streaked into the LA sky as if shot from a cannon, pulled by the lift of 45 helium balloons, holding 33 cubic feet of helium each.

>He didn't level off at 100 feet, nor did he level off at 1000 feet. After climbing and climbing, he leveled off at 16,000 feet.

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