MLB general - /pence/ edition

Recent action:
Giants Pursuing Rays’ Matt Moore, Making “Strong Push” For Jay Bruce
Marlins Interested In Clay Bucholz
Orioles Acquire Wade Miley
Athletics Discussing Extension With Rich Hill
Rangers, Brewers Discussing Jonathan Lucroy; Joey Gallo “Likely” Involved
Rangers Interested In Jeremy Jeffress
Red Sox, Astros Among Teams Discussing Carlos Beltran With Yankees
Wade Davis Placed On Disabled List
Jonathan Lucroy Exercises No-Trade Clause, Vetoes Deal To Indians
Yankees Acquire Tyler Clippard
Cardinals Acquire Zach Duke
Indians Acquire Andrew Miller
Nationals Acquire Mark Melancon
Braves Acquire Matt Kemp
Padres To Designate Hector Olivera For Assignment

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Dbacks

Based Pence

>giving up 14 unanswered runs

How?

by being an awful baseball team

>Source: #RedSox trade Moncada to #Yankees for Beltran

>Morse will never put his hand on your chest
>You will never put your hand on Pence's chest

Mets getting Lucroy and Bruce confirmed

How has this stretch of Piss poor baseball losing to the cubes and twains not convinced KW to sell everything?

For fuck sake.

First for delusional Yankee fans thinking they have trade bait

>The only thing I sell is the white sox hopes and dreams, however small it may be

Giants

Honestly, man, I think it's better for you as a fan that the White Sox aren't selling all the way yet. It will be better to wait until the offseason for KW, Hahn, Ventura, and/or whoever to get fired. If KW gets fired, someone better should get hired to come in and rebuild the White Sox.

KW clearly doesn't know shit.

wood berry

>Not having the OP be about the meme magic witnessed tonight.
West Coast butthurt in effect.

Windians

WOOD BERRY HHHNNGG

>Radio was invented; Cub fans got to hear their team lose
>TV was invented; Cub fans got to see their team lose
>Smartphones became a part of daily life; Cub fans got to find out of about their team losing from anywhere on Earth
>Baseball added 14 teams; Cub fans got to see AND hear their team lose to more teams
>George Burns celebrated his 10th, 20th, 30th, 40th, 50th, 60th, 70th, 80th, 90th and 100th birthdays
>Haley’s Comet passed Earth… twice
>Harry Caray was born… and died
>The NBA, NHL and NFL were formed, and Chicago teams won championships in each league
>Man landed on the moon, as have several home runs given up by Cub pitchers
>16 US presidents were elected
>There were 11 amendments added to the Constitution
>Prohibition was passed, and repealed
>The Titanic was built, set sail, sank, was discovered, and became the subject of major motion pictures… the latter giving Cub fans hope that something that finishes on the bottom can come out on top
>Wrigley Field was built and became the oldest park in the National League
>Flag poles were erected on Wrigley Field roof to hold all of the team’s future World Series pennants. Those flag poles have since rusted and been taken down
>A combination of 40 summer & winter Olympics have been held
>Thirteen baseball players have won the Triple Crown; as have twelve horses
>Bell bottoms came into style, went out of style, and came back into style
>The Boston Red Sox won 4 championships, traded Babe Ruth, were cursed for 86 years, broke the curse, and still had time to win two additional championships
>The Ottoman Empire still existed the last time the Cubs won
>WOMEN WERENT ALLOWED TO VOTE WHEN THE SHITCONGO CUBS WON
>The last time the Cubs won, former slaveholders had front row seats
>Arizona became a state, got a baseball team, and won the world series
>My grandchild will post this copypasta in 2080 and the cusbs will still suck

That does make sense. Firing them should come first.

You don't have to be a yankee fan to see that at least Beltran is getting moved

Alex Jones = Rangers
Turkroach = Astros

>Mike Ortiz Jr. @xOrtiz4x 2h2 hours ago

>Sources: Yankees have discussed a package of Carlos Beltran and Ivan Nova with the Rangers.

Giants desu

STOP GIVING THE YANKEES PROSPECTS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Those tits belong in my fucking mouth

so its clear now baltimore is winning the AL east

another decent pitcher that isnt a complete dumpster fire is literally all they needed with that bullpen and offense

What's going on here?

BREHS

comedy gold

youtube.com/watch?v=_m-42A37zxM

no they dont

When Alex Jones is the most calm of the group, you know you fucked up.
CAN'T STOP THE CASHMAN TRAIN

lel, some funny shit happened during the convention

>Yankees Acquire Tyler Clippard
for what purpose

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Ken Rosenthal @Ken_Rosenthal 1m
Red Sox working on deal to acquire Quintana in exchange for Pomeranz, Benintendi, and one, possibly two more prospects.

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fake, stop this

pls be real, pls be real

reposting from last night strawpoll.me/10876807

looking forward to some nippon games tonight

they dont show until 5 EST/2 pacific during the week

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based user

>already trading pomeranze

Keke my fucking sides

gibe shelby

>trying to flip poms before his >NL pitching starts to become too obvious

haha not so fast red cucks

>wanting shelby "the ace" miller
hey can you have clay buchholz if you want

FUCKING TAKE HIM

lol but really though we'll wait till next season when he bounces back from below rock bottom and get some juicy prospects

How hot is the stove?

Who has won so far?

>cheeky_bunt.webm

Bankees are making a killing

They're not

Stop believing everything you read

>mad red cucks fan

Lmao enjoy pomeranze

>current state of MLB

Not a Red Sox fan

Have being retarded

*Have fun

soon

I'm honestly worried it will be a lukewarm stove this season bros

maybe we were spoiled with the last few years' deals idk

mariners are better than the yankees

theres lots to look forward to, we still have the lucroy sweepstakes, rangers trying to acquire pretty much everyone and anyone, jays overpaying for rich hill, yankees ongoing firesale, jay bruce 3 team extravaganza, etc.

stupid japs, I want my comfy late night baseball

Dare I say the WORST follow up season of a Cy Young winner?

>Bartolo Colon has more wins on August 1

wew lad

Marlins

I'm sure there's been worse but he's doing breddy bad

what about the dickmaster

Why the fuck was a pitcher playing left field for the Cubs today and why did he make one of the nicest catches of the season?

>Pitcher played left field and made a good play on the ball

>A pitcher today also pinch hit for another pitcher, hit a double, then they brought in a pinch runner for him who was also a pitcher
>That pinch runner pitcher scored on an error

People are actually interested in Clay "Rare Commodity" Buccholz?

When I wake up Trout better be on a flight to Houston

Because the AL sucks.

>They will never see one of their pitchers make a great catch off the wall while playing as an outfielder and have a pitcher with a .050 batting average get the walk off.

Because the NL is making baseball fun again.

>Arcade League in charge of understanding high IQ tactics

but we get to see fat guys hit massive dongers to compensate for that

>12 hours left
>still no Mets trade

Just die in my sleep already

nimmo + darnaud for lucroy soon lad

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emphasis on big

I was just getting that video to respond to him

youtube.com/watch?v=OVFsq9FQBlc

That's way shittier than what the Indians offered.

Brewers really getting buttfucked on this, but guess it serves them right for not making sure Lucroy would waive his no trade clause before agreeing to a deal.

And the Cubs social media bringing some of their fans to task.

And maintains a self depreciating sense of humor

Is Bartolo a HoFer?

He got caught with roids so no

I can smell the hipster beard wax on the intern tweeting

No

Cubs fans are basically the baseball equivalent to the cringe fans of the seattle sounders desu

no, i'm sorry. that would be mariners fans. icanhazcheezburger night was quite the hit i hear

>icanhazcheezburger night
Please be fake

>Look it up
>It's real

Jesus Christ...

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What should i name my band

Cerebral Palsy

Autistmus

pls give hellickson

>blew jays
>pay morales 2 millions syrup sukking bucks just to release or dfa him after 4 innings

Royals

WHY