Ask an average italian guy anything

ask an average italian guy anything

quando ti fai il bidet, sei seduto verso il muro oppure dall'altra parte?

Can you cook?

sono spalle al muro, tanto il pendolo lo lavo insieme alle mani nel lavabo
e tu?

sure i can

Io in posizione moto, cosi lavo tutto li. Feels good man!

fai bene, tecnicamente credo quella sia la posizione corretta, ma io sono trash quindi faccio le cose alla dio avvelenato

Opinion about the others mediterranean countries

How do you feel about the movie Caligula?

should all die in fire, mine first
kek never seen it

Oh men, thats hard. Why? haha

How much do Italians fuck?

Come mai di sabato sera a casa?

What happen if you put ketchup on the spaghettis? italians will destroy your soul?

what are you referring to?
a lot
esco dopo le 22
i think i would suicide even before they could get hands on me

What is the reason to delete all the mediterranean cointries? haha

i probably made a mistake there, i would only delete all people and ban humans from those places

quanto sei gay da 1 a 5
(domanda seria)

Have you ever fucked a goat?

Haha, but why that hate?

we ain't clickin that shit negro

>be your average italien guy
>over to a german friends home
>his mom comes and ask "would you like to have dinner with us? I am making some spaghetti"
>"sure I would love to, thanks"
>dinner time
>his moms serves me a Plate spaghetti
>I look at it confused, there is litereally nothing on it
>ok I guess she will bring the souce separately thats absolutely fine
>"Would you like some salt on your spaghetti?"
>"Excuse me?"
>See her bring in a tube ketchup
>NOPE

I had fucking nightmares that day.

sono eterosessuale eccetto nei confronti di Brad Pitt
nope im not a sandnigger
where are you from? btw because 99 individuals out of 100 are despicable shitstain sons of bitches

Hahaha

Haha not from europe, Mexico, but have friends and family in spain.

how does it feel to be the niggers of the white race

Quanto ce l'hai lungo?

Did you know that Trieste e Sloveno?

Badda-bing?

welp, so dont you hate your country people?
low kek joke man
ce l'ho piccolo
whats the question?

Where you from?

italy

kek

How often do you eat pasta?
Do you use your hands to help express yourself when you talk?
How do you feel about American pizza?

>esco dopo le 22

bugiardo. godeteti la mano.

>>"Would you like some salt on your spaghetti?"

salt = sale

sauce = salsa

is bruschetta pronounced broo-sheta or broo-sketa?

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everyday
when im telling jokes or having funny conversation
never tasted it
dammi tempo tra una risposta e l'altra mi sto cambiando
brooskètta, heavy on the 't'

user, ho scelto di lasciare la mia ragazza, ma non ora, dopo che torno da londra

yes thank you. no one in the us knows how to pronounce it correctly. i lived in sicily for a while so i know. faggots here look at me like i'm an idiot when i order it then repeat back the word with wrong pronunciation as if they're trying to give me a hint

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perchè? non la ami piu o altro?
why "sent from my android phone"?

Porco dio...

i don't have an iphone

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ne ho parlato qui qualche tempo fa.
Il punto è che sono un sociopatico e lei si merita qualcuno che la ami davvero, e non io che mi sto solo illudendo di farlo

Why are ita women so hot?
Raise etc.

its okay i dont have an iphone too
hai provato a parlarne con lei di queste cose? non la piantare cosi senza motivo
i dont know we just keep perpetuating good genes i guess

Currently on vacation in the Lazio region - what should I see? Give me the Italian insight, not just the top10 touristy things that come to mind - personal opinion of what's wortj seeing, please! :)

i dont know man, i never been in Lazio, but ofc you cant miss Rome

however im leaving the thread, i leave it to any other average italian guy out here

there's a lot of stuff to see in Rome.

il motivo c'è, ed è che non riesco ad amarla,
fa male anche a me, ma perché fingere

dovresti esprimerti direttamente con lei, se poi ti piace come persona attento a non fare fesserie, è molto piu importanti piacersi che essere innamorati

Been to Rome on 2 separate days and hit the biggest sites there.
Also been to see the necropolis and amphitheater in Sutri.
Need some more inspiration!
Also at least as important: what's the best Italian beer? I have been through 15 different Italian beers to far, and could also use some input here!

i went to rome 5 times for one week each, still want to go there

lo farò, appena torno.

>è molto piu importanti piacersi che essere innamorati
potresti spiegarti, non capisco

You should try Menabrea

Some nice buildings, but don't really like the city - or the people in it. Honestly my least favorite place of Italy so far

I had the Birra Del 150 Anniversario Bionda from Menabrea - quite liked that one! Any in particular you suggest?

How do you feel about pic related? Do Italians like Italian-Americans who come to visit?

Me lo lavo con lo sputo.
Come i veri pastori.