Swear on your mother's life, if this guy in real life says to you "$15.05 PLUS TIP" how do you respond?

Swear on your mother's life, if this guy in real life says to you "$15.05 PLUS TIP" how do you respond?

"you're asking for a tip? I already had to pay delivery costs..."

"Here's $20.00."

Since you asked so nicely, no tip for you son.

Give him $20 and a nickel if I have one.

Tip him because im not jew

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if they ASK for the tip i'll tell them to fuck off
if they dont, then they'll get some

I give him a tip because I'm not poor, I have a job that's much better than that guy's, and I feel bad for him. Maybe I'll give him a $50. It's a drop in the bucket for me, the entire ocean for him.

give him 15€

i always tip but since he asked deliberately make him pay the 5 cents and if he doesn't call the manager and complain.

Delivery drivers and waiters are no more deserving of a tip than the guy taking your order at McDonalds or the TSA agent at the airport

15 euro > 15 dollars js

There is no such thing as tip in france, don't the guy has a pay ?

I don't tip, it is not my fault they haven't had better life choices, or they live in a country where you dont need to tip 'cos the job actually pays well. fuck you mericans

show me the receipt

I'LL TELL HIM FUCK YOU I DON'T GET TIPPED AT MY JOB! DO YOUR JOB GODDAMMIT AND STOP BEGGING FOR TIPS. IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOU'RE A PIZZA BOY. THEN I'LL PROBABLY GIVE HIM 15$ AND SAY YOU CAN PAY THE EXTRA NICKEL PIZZA BOY. IF HE COMPLAINS I'LL ASK TO TALK TO HIS MANAGER.

what are you trying to say you cheese eating surrender monkey

I'd give him $3.00. The rule of thumb is 15% tip, which for $15.05 is $2.26. Since I'm not an asswipe, I wouldn't round down and give him two bucks, and I'm not gonna go digging around in my fucking pocket for an exact tip, so I'll round up and hand him three bucks

Trying to say that tip is another weird american stupid thing. Just give the guy a descent pay.

If he wants the tip, I'll give him the tip alright...

I'm kindly asking you to please stop making this stupid ass thread

Go to a doctor your dickhead looks disgusting

I always tip in normal situations but anyone blatantly asking for a tip gets nothing. No one tells me to tip.

I will pay 15 dollars and 5 cents, take the pizza, whisper shalom and close the door

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Guys if you have any sort of job whatsoever a tip is nothing at all. And I know I know there is the argument where they try to make you feel bad for only wanting to pay a little more when the principle is you shouldn't have to pay any more than you should.

But really guys don't get hung up on this kind of thing. Life is short and you know what you don't need to be wasting it starting drama over a few dollars. Plus you're obviously going to make the delivery guy feel bad if you don't give him anything and if you have a conscience at all thats going to make it a choice you don't want to consider.

Just give the man the damn tip and enjoy your pizza and go back to all your porn and fap

>Bend him over
>Give just the tip
>Accidentally balls deep
>Not just the tip

5 bucks tip.

Or they could be teenagers that are working part time. Kys you edgy faggit

>if you have a conscience at all

where do u think you are?

THIS IS FUCKIN EUROPE U FUCKIN CUNT BLACK COCKLOVER HOW THE FUCK U LOSE VS FUCKIN CUCKS AND NIGGERS IN FUCKIN 18 OR 19 CENTURY I DONT GIVE A FUCK SORR Y IM FROM COUNTRY THAT 99%9% PEPOLE ARE WHITE FUCK OFF HERE IS FUCKIN 19.00 DOLLAS CUZ IM FROM EUROPE NOW FUCK OFF I WILL TALK LATER TO YOUR MANAGER FUCKIN MURIFUCK SUBHUMAN

I get constant compliments about my service at my job, because I go out of my way to help people as best I can. I don't get tips for what I do.

I also give spare funds that I have to charity, rather than people who do less than I do and expect something for it.

Handles him 20$ asking him to give me the 4.95$ remaining.

If they ask for the tip I wouldn't want to give them any but I would still end up giving them some anyways becsuse I'm spineless.

Not to mention these guys actually rely on their tips in most situations. 50% of my income comes from the tips I get where I work. It's just a couple extra bucks more on the food you were too lazy to make or even go get yourselves.

And if you aren't aware, the delivery charge almost never goes to the driver, most places don't even compensate you for gas in any meaningful way. That money goes directly to the store

hand him $15.05, some of it in change and open the pizza box as he counts it, take a slice, bite into it and shut the door.

As a delivery driver, I'm making you pay that extra nickel or you're not getting your fucking food until you find one, Schlomo

Well if he would blatantly ask for a tip, i would probably give him nothing, but otherwise delivery guys always get a tip. Besides i'm not an isaac scheckelmann so i can afford the additional 5 $ if it'd make another human being happy

Good for you, being treated poorly is no excuse to treat others poorly.

If they ask for a tip I ask them to wait a moment, call their store, and ask of it is a new policy to ask for a tip. I got free pizzas for it before.

fuck Sup Forums

It's the social norm to tip in the US, that's the reason why broke college kids take jobs like this so they can try and make a little extra through good customer service since they're lacking in the skills for a better paying job. That being said, while it may be strongly encouraged in our society, it's not a given. You still EARN the tip, getting orders correct, and in a timely manner, being friendly, etc. I almost always tip a few bucks as long as they are doing their jobs. If they go above and beyond I tip a little extra. If your come to my door with your hand out like some entitled little shit, then I'll give you exact change and you can fuck right off.

Otherwise I tip about 5$ in most delivery situations

And I'll double my tip if they do the chicken dance

"here's a $20" because I have money and am not a jewfag.