Tell me something about yourself user. It can be anything

Tell me something about yourself user. It can be anything.

>I played MGS Peace Walker today.
>I just ate some chicken.
>I played Katawa Shoujo while drunk a few days ago.

I weigh 128 pounds

I'm a 20 yo lonely virgin

I played overwatch a few hours ago. Someone told me to suck his dick so I quit the game so he'd lose.

I'm lonely, I masturbate often and play vidya gaymes

I'm working in a snack 2nights/week to pay my studies and this is fucking up my whole life rhythm like crazy

i need something to do

I completly relate to this anons.

>I just watched Harry Manx at the Kitchener Blues Festival.

I was an alpha teenager but now I'm 22, quit drinking, and now I think my virginity is growing back

I'm about to fuck a pillow and cry

I am looking for a pokemon movie

Have you seen the first one? You probably have but it is awesome.

was supposed to go do some drugs with gf. now she isnt responding and she just got out of a 3 day hospital stay. dont know if shes in hospital or dead.

I am looking for the first movie, but I couldn't find it a good quality one

>missed my calculus final, had the wrong time even though it was posted at beginning semester
>justfuckmyGPAupsenpai.png
>doing coke and drinking beer at 4:30PM
>Listening to Zydeco, smoking cigs outside.

Feels bretty good

Just moved into my new flat. Bout to start at uni studying to become a dentist

My gf compared me to pornstars and said I don't fuck like them
If I didn't know she was batshit stupid I would have dumped her
I explained that 99% of porn is fake and she cried and apologised

Now I lost my appetite for sex from her and she keeps trying to make me stay in the relationship

I feel empty and I know she's a stupid little shit thay didn't know any better and it breaks my heart to dump her

Cheating ia an option but im contemplating just ending the relationship once and for all

Chances are she'd fall into a depressed spiral and fuck her life up as im the axis of her entire life and have been for 3 years

I don't know how to end it

I moved to Portugal, because I was about to become homeless in The Netherlands. I'm not really enjoying it here, but fuck it, I have food and an appartement.

I played Starbound today.
I ate a chicken burrito from this place a while back, it was pretty good.
What else can I say? I'm not a very ambitious man, I'm making good money on a very relaxed IT job right now, and I have a very close group of friends whom I love. I'm very happy atm, and just thinking about this stuff brings a smile to my face.

How about you user?

You should break up with her.

You don't have to be rude, but make it final. Completely sever ties w her.

She will be alright. Girls take break ups hard at first and progressively get, where guys are ok at first and-if they don't move-get worse as time goes on.

Life is too short to be in an unhappy relationship, and you aren't married, so fuck it.

t. a guy who had been in a similar situation

Progressively get better*

I am no relatioschip expert but i do not think you should cheat user. That is pretty fucked up and i think you agree that she is not worth turning yourself into that kind of person.

I am glad that you are doing well user. I just sat at home and watched anime and played video games.

If you are gonna cheat, just break up dude, it ain't worth it. Take it from someone who has cheated

Congrats

I won a judo tournament

That sounds pretty nice. Are you happy?

This season, I'm really enjoying Saiki Kusuo, it's quite funny.

I did fuck all today, yesterday and all days previously for months because my chronic laziness has long since spiralled out of control.

ate cereal
just got grim fandago remastered
playing it now
fed my dog
looking for giveaways

Nah i am not happy tbh. Too lazy to do anything about it as well. I have kind of made peace with not really liking life until i am dead. I have no drive at all.

nice trips

What IT job ?

My highest achievement all day.

>I got regular bjs and tittyfucks from my sister at 16
>I fucked my aunt when i was 17
>Had a 3 way with my brother when 19
>had 3 way with gf and her sis at 18

Do you all have overbites and extra fingers? Fucking hell, I'm glad i'm not poor.

>not doing both
beta.

>I'm inbred

>thinking that cheating is alpha

Wtf do you mean both?

>be me
>Lonely software-arcitect
>Lost my gf cuz she fucks other guys
>Sitting alone home or smoke weed or Drink Alcohol with Sup ForumsRos
>My Hobbys are programming
>My biggest Dream is a Apartment in Tokyo or so
>I luv cats
>My fav food is Pizza
>I smoke 1pack cigarettes a day
>Get on my Level fgt's

>I have yellow teeths
>I work in a factory
>I'm afraid to go outside because some guy wants to beat me
>I am 20 and virgin
>I feel like shit

Jr IT manager in a small bank. Got some real talent working both above and below me, and thankfully, no major fuck ups since about two years.

I was much like this user here until I got into computers thanks to half live and other multiplayer titles. CCENT, CCNA, and CCIE are really my only life accomplishments, but apparently it's been enough to keep me fed and happy, plus, normies can't networking so I sound smart when I talk about my job.

Oh, also my friends/party tell me I'm a pretty good dungeon master, been playing D&D for a couple years now, it reallyhelps with the social aspect of life.

Step 1: stop masturbating.

Not trolling. It will change your life

I baked a cake earlier today and I'm really excited to eat it.
I also am severly underweight because I'm a lazy fucker and don't excercise.
I am also lactose intolerant and I really dislike being lactose intolerant because I love cheese and now I always have to buy some expensive ass pills to not fart all day long.

>want to be busdriver but i know it would be enough for a job
>I like&know maps
>I play the guitar
>I dont do any drugs, only drinking good homemade stuff
>I like driving, and want to get bike license too
>My fav actor is Bryan Cranston

>*wouldn't

smoked weed with friends yesterday
going bowling with same friends today
i'm sick of them
i weigh 220 pounds
i sit on my ass and play pc all day

Stop masturbating

>want to be a bua driver

Dem high hopes tho.

> playing fallout4 while babysitting

I wont be, but i like buses

>Been out of work since 2009 due to illness
>Got an operation last year that made me almost completely better
>Couldn't find work due to enormous gap in my work history
>Lived the NEET lifestyle for 7 years, living off government money, with a significant amount of money stashed away from inheritance that I use to buy vidya
>Actually managed to find a job, been doing it a week
>Suddenly have tons of energy
>Going to work 9-5:30 mon-fri
>Chores in the evening, cooking moderately healthy meals
>Spent the weekend baking and learning a new language instead of playing vidya and masturbating
>I don't remember being this happy

I made nanaimo bars today. They are delicious.

how'd you know

>My room is completely devoid of food
>I've GI'd it every day for the last week
>Ants keep pouring in in record numbers

Fuck this place

Please tell me how your situation is similar.
Please.

how tall are you? im 5'8 and weigh 135. trying to workout and gain weight but its goin slow and barely happening

Godspeed user, I'm happy for you

I don't want to cheat
I am still attracted to her
Just that she saw that someone is better than me hurts me so bad

I not a pornstar but I do manage to fuck properly and never had complains before from exes....

I don't know if I should break up with her
Part of me forgives her for being idiotic but another part says I deserve better

What language are you learning?

Don't want to cheat
I want to know how to handle this
No one preparede for "user I want you to fuck me better"

"Better how?"

"Like in porn"

>show her 3 one hour long documentaries about pornstars and viagra and red bull and cocaine and injectiona and various fluffers and cuts and recuts.

She cries and begs me not to leave her

And I end up being confidence damaged

What the flyingg fuck is this planet I swear sometimes...

i woke up this morning and prceeded to kill the 5th of vodka i started last night. Turned on the tv and saw the olympics are back on. started textnig this chick im pretty into. took a nap. now i got some fish sticks in the oven.

also im a shit guitarist and am having a hard time getting better. i know my chords. but i dont know my scales. shit sucks

Ruby

I'm 5'8" and weigh 145, but I don't feel like I have to gain weight

Danish. I have a couple of friends there and it seems like a really nice place. If I was gonna emigrate, that's probably where I'd wanna go.

if i had another 10 pounds maybe id feel the same. im just tired of being a rail.
when i started i was 120 tho. so thats something

Been there done that

sometimes i forget to eat or drink
I'm constantly comparing myself to others and I feel like a phony

Same

Ok h/o

After months of dealing with crippling depression after no longer having access to a doctor for prescriptions, I've found St. John's Wort has clinical-grade efficacy in treating depression.

Be a man and tell her, don't cheat on her ffs. Do what you will when you've ended the relationship but don't be that guy.

I have an unattractive girlfriend but we get along so well as she has been so helpful that I can't even imagine dumping her.

Good luck user

Not poor either
Not a single child was conceived

>fap to some trap porns
>play vidya
>sleep

Welcome to the my shitty life

I just fucking hate what I'm studying, and what looks to be my future as a job.

> Almost reached every note in Lover, You Should've Come Over.
> Slept a lot.
> Didn't feel like fapping, so I didn't.
> Rearranged furniture.
> Caught another Eevee.
> Tindered a little, but business is slow.

Okay here goes,

Today I had the most fucked up work shift ever cuz basically we lacked 3 people (out of 21 total), so I was pretty disappointed.
Gf texts 1/3rd of the way through the shift. See, it's been a bit rocky lately, no time to spend together and when she texts me I'm always the one to be blamed (that's how I see it) cuz I didn't spend time with her blabla.
We have "the talk" (and I don't mean how to sex).

Decide it's best to part ways. Wasn't surprised, but on the other hand kinda was she agreed so quickly. Fuck it, back to work get some distraction going.

Aight shift is over time to go home. Hop into car and see what a massive dickhead I look like driving it.

Nevermind almost home, bout to get me some premium german brew and watch a movie.

Now I feel kind of free and somewhat relieved I'm single, maybe even happy.

Finish movie, walk up the stairs toward bed and start realizing I'm all alone now, feeling a bit, idk, empty(?), confused and say to myself; "maybe I can still fix this".

Put on favorite music artist while finishing last drink, start feeling miserable.

See this thread, fuck it why not. Might get it off my chest. So far dunno, still a stalemate.

Anyways I'm off to bed, thanks everyone, have a good day tomorrow.

Too bad I have another 9 hour shift coming up with her.

Later fools.

When you get older looks won't amount to shit. We like to think we'd get all sorts of pussy when we're 'older' but no (young) woman wants to shag a crinkly old fucker. If you love her user keep her.

Times a healer, don't dwell on it.

Thanks

either youre a girl or you have a high ass voice.

still; good job

im 5' 9 and a half and weigh 121. KILL ME, i eat a whole chicken a day not including normal meals while lifting for the last year and i have yet to make any progress... hold me Sup Forums

Same here user. I have no nothing i actually like in terms of jobs or passion etc. So i am kind of just fucking around with no goal in mind.

eutanasia isnt legal in my country, i had kill 2 patients with their consent and their family

Did you have sex with them?

yeah.. and I'll graduate soon. Sometimes I feel like I can't take it anymore. It's gotten to the point where whenever I think about my future, I get this rush of anxiety, eyetwitch etc.

Maybe because I studied something I dont care about for years, or maybe for some other reason I'm so fucking dead inside that I dont have interest towards anything else really. I hope it's not that bad for you though.

Needless to say you did the right thing.

>drinking yesterday with brother
>2 girls with us
>went naked into hot tub
>girls didn't do shit
>fuck

Weekend ruined Sup Forumsrothers

you sound like someone id get along with, smart, but like to get fucked up

I have food poisoning, because i ate some fucked up spaghetti.. i swear.. 2 end volcano

>i just played overwatch
>my gf is on vacation for 3 weeks :(
>just ate fishsticks

anything

>was at a party last night, pretty good
>played beer pong with my mate and met some crazy europeans, and this irish chick that was smart and cute as hell
>ditched the party about 1, walked to the bus stop threw up and went home
>woke up hungover as shit
>gonna go buy a pie or a sausage roll and play fallout new vegas

doing the dead money DLC, played this game so many times i love it

Yeah, this country fucking sucks

it's like you're reading my mind man

Very similar, I failed some important stuff too, but not the coke or beer but rather feel good nootropic's, and spending money on things with high expectations only to be not suprised with low quality stuff...

>got a new job
>just started new season in diablo III
>learning some piano
>played guitar
>ate a steak

oh and im smoking heapsa doobys today too

I should've died at birth

i feel you man. 5'9 and 120 is a pretty low bmi
keep at it though, ill do the same