>tfw emilia clarke sneaks into your house and eats half your birthday cake
Tfw emilia clarke sneaks into your house and eats half your birthday cake
What do the Dothraki feed their prisoners?
Leave Emilia alone.
Be careful OP. Redditors will get triggered by your post.
first the deer jews sneaking in to try to eat my garden now her?
>Chocolate
NO
Well I'm sorry to hear that
I wouldn't mind so long as she uses my mouth as a toilet after
They feed them with the Big Dothraki Cock
>mfw she then vomits chocolate.chunks all over my gleaming penis
On the plus side she's got a good chance at a starting linebacker position for the Jacksonville Jaguars
Shut the fuck up.
Is a starting line backer the fat one? If so LOL
i heard she doesn't wipe her ass and the smell is really offensive to he coworkers
and then when shes all tuckered out from the feast i eat her IFYAKNOWWHAIMEAN
THAT MEANS ILL LICK HER PUSSY
MOTHER OF HAMBURGERS
I heard she can't wipe it because her arse cheeks are too obese
I once had a breaking and entering in my house, fucker just ate a several month old ice cream, all the bananas and some youghurts and the bastard just left the banana suit on the floor.
What are the chances that it was Emilia Clarke?
If it was emilia she would have ate the banana skin also
It's not my birthday until tomorrow tho
Happy birthday for tomorrow anononymous friend
feed hr mdik
Well, I'm sorry to hear that.
If it was her she would have left the banana. Too healthy
I wonder when the last time a girl her weight let OP even sniff her hair as she walked past
>tfw self-loathing pedophiles get triggered by any female over the age of 14
>mfw an autist blatantly projects themselves into their posts on an (insert obscure place here) message board.
I'm okay with it as long as she sits on my face afterwards
Pls don't snatch :(
Well that is definitely a spanking.
Lmao.
>Projecting!!!
This, 'reddit', and reaction pics of underage blonde girls are literally the only comebacks pedophiles have in their arsenals.
Sorry for upsetting you.
what's wrong with being a pedophile
THE MOTHER
OF DORITOS
How did we get onto the subject of pedophiles? People make fun of Emilia Clarke because she can't act and has gained tremendous weight
>I'm horribly insecure
Imagine meeting yourself as a young child. That's what's wrong with being a pedophile.
Explain
I don't see anything wrong with meeting myself as a young child. You might be mentally ill.
I was top qt as a child. I admit I would probably rape myself.
How much do you have to hate yourself to make a thread like this, on a Saturday no less? How depressed would you have to be? Does it come from having been bullied or something? Thankfully my fuck buddy is on her way over. Later, lonely teenagers!
Would have been a better Drogo, Dayne, and Robert Baratheon. Would have been an okay Daenerys (too thin).
fuck off normie faggot
i come here to laugh and forget shit not feel crap about life and think about shit like that
kill yourself
>implying this isn't her at her ultimate prime
This looks much, much better than any shape she has been during GoT.
Is this a real bee? Or is it fake? Where do you buy these?
>pre-slicing cake
reddit incarnate
Kalorieesi, Breaker of Chairs
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I'd clean her cheeks with my tongue
Where would humanity be without eyebrows?
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>its a tv bands together to create a time machine, go back in time and rape their younger selves episode
Could you legally claim it was just aggressive masturbation?
kinda hot
ahhhh make it stop
>paradox is formed when the only reason they became pedo is because they were abused when they were younger
>tfw Steven Seagal sneaks into my house at night and snatches half my birthday
>still projecting
You dont get it do you kiddo, nobody here cares that you are a pedophile.
HIGH TEST
The only thing that's on the plus side here is her clothing size.
It's pedoception
Is calling men who aren't attracted to fatties pedophiles the newest tumblr meme?
so youre basically one step away from being a sociopath?
I'm starting to understand the test meme.
does she have like extra muscles in her eyebrows that lets her do that shit