What are the kinkiest/most fucked up things Sup Forums has done?

what are the kinkiest/most fucked up things Sup Forums has done?

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Mother Lovers Society 12 Adriana Chechik, Alana Evans, Ava Addams, Bree Daniels, Dana Vespoli, Misha Cross, Nina Elle, Sara Luvv

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jizzed in the panties of my little sisters friend while her family was on vacation

gave myself an enema,squirted it out in a cup and drank it on Omegle. but thats not the worst,the worst goes to the grave with me.

My ex used to wipe my precum then put it in my mouth then make out with me. I've also sucked dick at a glory hole twice, just a few weeks ago my wife and I were gonna go to a glory hole together but we couldn't find one in the new town we live in that would let couples go back.

Shoved a pretty big flashlight up my butt.

Was like 5 years ago, my ass still bleeds from time to time.Thing was pretty big.

Dude....
Go to doctor...

We've all gotten a tare once in a blue moon,
but if it keeps bleeding for 5 years its time to see a doctor

Name something. I've probably done it. Well, aside from puke, shit, kids, farm animals, or killing people for sexual gratification.

If it's bleeding for 5 years he should be fucking dead!

It's probably a hemorrhoid he aggravated when he impaled himself with a flashlight.

well what else is there faggot?
something exciting like a handjob?

Had a girl sit on my face and piss down my throat. It only really gets more vanilla after that.

Well one time I saw this fucking moon but it wasn't actually there, and then I blended some bread, anal play.

wow,you drank piss,good for you. yawnieyawn...

Source on pic.

Are you the omegle enema dude?

google sara cummings

Had a few girls lick my ass and then got a thing for getting drunk and pissing inside their pussy but only two let me do it

Dressed up like a chick and got fucked by a huge fucking dick.

Jerked a horse once so awesome feeling!

corrupted a Christian girl online, into daddy stuff, then age play, then mildly cheesy stuff, and then into stuffed-crust 4-cheese pizza.

Was fun teaching her, seeing her eyes go wide as she came to more interesting stuff.

of course i am

I eat my corn flakes with a fork sometimes.

Putting pic related inside me

you are a very uninteresting person.

i eat my peas with honey
i've done it all my life
it does taste sort of funny
but it keeps them on the knife

Hints?

the fuck?

Jerked it to a picture of a friends 7 year old daughter.

Twice.

OK, three times.

regarding?

more details

had sex with my mother while she was passed out, it was a hate thing.

Fucked the spiteful old whore I was banging on the side, then got a cab back home and stuck my cock into my girlfriends face without saying a word. She sucked me for a while, then asked if I fucked someone else. I said I had, and she cried a little, then fucked the SHIT out of me - like, I'd never seen her get more than a little freaky wheb she was drunk, but she went completely baboon.

She cheated on me shortly after, and we split just after that, but it was a nice event in the middle of a shit break-up.

I still see the nasty side-chick from time to time, and she looks like a fucking bag lady now.

The worst things

such as...? i dont quite follow.

made my 1st ex a ham and cum sandwich (didnt tell her about the cum)

jerked off on cam

let another ex ass fuck me with various things, beads, dlldos etc

Used to regular rim and get my tongue in previous girls ass, fucked her is the ass without a rubber, then made her suck me off and swallow afterwards

recently

my girlfriend invites over her young blonde qt friend for the night. we all hang out, she's cool but i can barely even look at her without my girlfriend noticing. she leaves the next morning but forgets her shampoo and conditioner in the shower. so naturally, i jerk off with her conditioner, into her conditioner bottle. then she came back a few days later to hang out again, showers in the morning, then takes her hair stuff home.

>every time i see her now, i know she put my splooge is in her hair

>Machine head concert in Prague
>Small club, very crowded
>Fuck this im going up to the balcony to watch the show from upstairs.
>still crowded but slightly better
>stand behind really short goth with a make-you-drool tiny almost non existent ass
>directly behind her, im breathing on her neck literally
>people go crazy behind us which makes me forcibly grind against her ass
>she is headbanging and pushing back
>"accidentally" grab her butt
>corner of her tiny face I see a lip bite and eyes closed
>my hands are around her waist automatically
>she grabs my hand and slides it right between her thighs and lifts the front of her skirt
>my hand lands on a fucking warm moist waterfall of a tony pussy
>my dick is throbbing
>kiss her neck passionately and bite on her earlobe as she lip syncs machine head's songs
>I cant take this any more
>I unbutton my jeans and zipper and lower them just enough for my dick to be free
>I lifted her skirt from the backside, god I can still remember the soft material of the edge of her skirt against my stomach
>I guide my self into her pussy
>she doesn't even fuck look back jesus christ this cunt I miss her so much lol
>as machine head singer blasts the crowd with music (my then favorite band) I am sliding into a keyhole sized pussy waaaarm and wet as fuck
>a few slow thrusts and I manage to get her wetness all over my dick
>I push forward balls deep and press her against the balcony wall, she is pinned very tight
>and I fucked the ever loving fuck out of that pussy
>I fucked and fucked and fucked her for a good long time
>alcohol prevented me from cumming but she was moaning loud enough for everyone behind us to hear and see (in a fucking metal concert)
>she started spasming hard on my dick
>she turns around and hugs me
>I mentally estimate her age
>oh my fucking jesus fuck
>I ask for her number but she was too delirious to know what the fuck I was saying

Pissed in my girl's ass.
In BDSM terms she's a Brat. A sub that gets deliberately defiant but in a sense of fun.
She got smart one time while I was fucking her from behind so I lubed up her ass and fucked her there as punishment with her arms pinned behind her back. Not balls deep porno style, just enough so she could feel my cock in there while I was telling her off. She kept up the attitude so after I came I left my dick in there while I was biting her neck and shoulders. Urge to pee was rising but she'd pissed me off and I wanted to bring her down a peg. Pushed my cock in deeper and pissed inside her asshole. Instant change in attitude from her.
Afterward she said it's the most degraded she's ever felt but she didn't want me to do it again.
So yeah, that happened.

I know this is Sup Forums but hoooly shit , what a faggot you are

Defended Drumpf and Shillary.

fuck you buddy

When my ex's friend had dropped her clothes off at ours before they went on girls night out, dropped them in town, then went back home, went through her clothes, found pair of used panties, jerked off with them, sucked her dry pussy juice out of them too, picked them up later on like nothing happened

Did you cum in that chick? Did she look very young?

Wrong word, i meant "clue": you don't want to talk about the worst things but tell at least some clues about what they are about.

He literally said he was too drunk to cum.

Probably just anal and a bit of choking
I've started calling her my slut which I guess is kinky
One time I held her head down when I blew a load and cum came out her nose

Checked satan

holy shit dude you fucking idiot you said 'the worst goes to the grave with me' thats what he wants to know about

what sort of details?

I wish to meet a girl like that. You have been blessed, user.

innocent pic?

I've done the same for different reasons. It was one of the most difficult sexual things I've done. Pissing with a boner is one thing. Pissing with a boner that's buried to the hilt in a tight hot ass is another.

Then there's the crew in this webm that seemingly do it with the greatest of ease.

>I grab her by the hand and lead her to the bathrooms
>I have to cum as in right fucking now
>she giggles like an idiotic little fuck and takes my dick in her mouth in the womens cubicle
>I manage to thrust two times in her puffy cheeked goth mouth before cumming my entire soul out inside of her mouth, on her chin, on her top and chest
>"ti voleeee do vlasu neee"
>APPARENTLY I MESSED HER HAIR....
>FUCKING CZECH PEOPLE MAN....
>I apologise and tell her that I NEED her number
>she agrees and till now no names or words were spoken
>we go outsidr because commotion
>binch of angsty goth girls start punching and kicking me
>what the fuck??????!?!?
>APPARENTLY I FUCKED SOMEONE SISTER
>I get thrown out as the little fuck was waving at me from the cubicle
>I ran away from the concert because some people were pointing at me and talking in czech
>lay low home for a couple of days
>resident dj from the same club is my friend
>hey how is that *name* club?
>"OH SOMEONE FUCKED A MINISTERS DAUGHTER ON THE BALCONY AND THEY ARE LOOKING FOR HIM LOLZ"
>"oh .... hahq... that's funny....."

For two years I avoided that entire region.
I never called her because apparently she was very.......
Veryyyy.....
Vvvvverrrryyyy questionable.

Dressed up in my moms clothes, used her dildo, while watching her homemade sex tape.. I was 16..

more about the daddy and the cheesy stuff

Raped a kid

Mild stuff.

Had sex in a pool on vacation with my girlfriend while her little sister swam around and half the time she was trying to get on my back.

Different vacation had sex in the ocean in front of a pretty crowded beach. It just so happened that one of the teachers from school was vacationing in the same place.and was on the beach at the time.

Other than that we've done strapons and other assorted stuff.

Yeah

>google sara cummings
ehhhh..... the rest is all bonerkilling emo shit.

details?

Fuck. What a faggot

Great story, but now I feel awful because the part I like most is the idea of fucking someone so hard and pleasuring them so much they just turn around and hug you.

...

that's what you get for doing weird faggy shit

hahaha holy shit dude.

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In that order

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Holy shit more info?

Absolute madman

i wasn't even aware there was porn of it. lol
It was a couple of minutes after I came so the hardon was going down. I'd left my dick in her ass while I was biting her and telling her off for being a little shit and I always need to pee after sex anyway. The idea just popped into my head like "I'll fucking show you" so I just relaxed and let it flow out.
I'll never forget the look on her face when she realised what I was doing. She went from cocky bitch to meek little sub in about 3 seconds.

Come on, you've put household shit up your ass haven't you? You need to live a little buddy.

Oh shit bro. Worth tho

Man that was exactly that hug
The "oh my god impregnate me forever hug"
She was delirious for like 10 minutes on the balcony as if no concert at all.

Pics?

>be me
>be 14
>exhibitionist
>sneak out of house late at night
>go to local playground that has a sort of house like thing under the slides
>strip naked and hide panties and pj's at the edge of the playground
>go to houselike thing and cuff myself to it
>key for cuffs is in ice in an avalon milk container
>have to stay naked roughly 2 hrs while the ice melts
>unlock self once the ice is melted usually from 1 am to 3 am depending on when dad goes to bed
>once free run to clothes pick them up and carry them naked back to house
>climb in through my bedroom window
>furiously masturbate with double ended dildo

did this about once a week for the summer until a cold snap and dad going to bed at 3am made me end up still being naked at 5:30 am when it started getting light out

What the fuck do I need to search to find more of this shit?
Just found my new fetish!

she liked to be a little girl, wanting to please but not knowing what she was doing and just doing stuff to make daddy happy. Even if it meant playing with daddy's cock or letting his dog lick her,

Then she was intrigued by the idea that there are some little girls who do that for real. Wanted to hear about it.

Then I showed her some innocent pics while explaining what happened in the non-innocent pics. She came quickly just at my descriptions.

Then she wanted to see for real. And she seemed to really like it.

Later she started imagining herself as a mom roleplaying that scenario too.

no, no I haven't you faggy fuck

U a girl?

femanon?

Man these people would have fucking skinned me alive
Any czech person reading this knows what the fuck I am talking about
Some ministers in Prague are worse than tony soprano at least they used to be back then

My fucking god she was tight.....
Im no "questionable" psycho... but I understand them because of that incident from hell

Licked my little brothers ass whole and blew him.

did anyone ever catch you?

where did a 14yo get a double-ended dildo?

Been having sex with my dog(s) since I have been 15. So far only one BF ever knew, and was cool with it. The rest have no idea that they are often fucking me after I fucked my dog.

Nice

Dude, can you tell me how you got your girl? Through going to munchs and whatnot? Or it just happend she was into that shit. Serious, having a brat sub gf sounds like the most ultimate good time

from dad he is kinky as all get out got the cuffs from him too

It was totally worth it though, wasn't it?

No pics other than memory of the kinkiest 30-40 minutes of my life
I fucked her with all my stamina man, you get me? Rough fast dicking in the middle of a metal concert. I wanted to fill her up so bad but couldn't till I got to bathroom

I am the kind of guy that girls are drawn to. Six and a half feet tall, dark hair, bright green eyes, and the kind of good looking that only gets better with age. My friends basically use me as bait, which I'm fine with.

So we end up in St Louis at the Pin Up Bowl, which is fucking awesome. And we are pretty pissed on whiskey sours. 10 out of fucking 10 redhead with the kind of body they used to paint on bombers comes up after staring at me for a good half hour. Talk bullshit for about three minutes.

Leave her at the jukebox to say to my friends "She and I are going... somewhere... I'll be back. Maybe tomorrow."

Drunk walk to her "I'm in college but hate dorms" rental she shares with a roommate who I never saw. We hit the balcony and roughly thirty seconds later she's in my lap. "Go get me a fucking condom, now."

Six hours of tying her up, being tied up, spanking, face sitting, no gag reflex, HARD pounding, four condom later:

Call my friend, tell him I can walk back to the bar and he can pick me up.

"You leaving?"

"I am. My name is (user) by the way."

"Jamie."

Kiss.

"I'll fucking love you forever."

Walk out.

Never saw her again.

no....... really? You're a girl? And the dogs are into it?

A lot of guys would be into that. Ever nearly got caught by parents? Did the BF who knew watch or join it?

fucked my ex girlfriends ass while we we're both drunk till she shit on my cock. Still too drunk to care I kept going. Still regret it to this day.

well his an idiot then,cause im not quite in my grave yet

Fuck off!

If I would go back in time I would have taken her to my apartment and fucked her for as long as my heart pumped.

It's my go to memory for cumming
Has been for a long time
I ran her number on facebook and google a few times but no hits.

I fucking KNOW she remembers me too

Never told the story before. Not sure if I want to or should. It's pretty hot, belongs in a loli thread not here