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venus easy

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I mean, 6 trillion is a lot.

>dump bugs from orbit
>90% burn up on entry to venus atmosphere
>10% die from toxic environment
>venus declared winrar

the roman gorilla army

Venus. The bugs couldn't make the trip through space. And even if they could they wouldn't survive on Venus. Plus Venus isn't a living being, even if it blew up into space rocks it'd still be as alive as it ever was before.

That watermark. Fucking fag.

>There are people who seriously think the bugs wouldn't win

6 TRILLION guys!

how should a bunch of bugs fight against a fucking planet?

fuckin venus thoug bro

Lol 6 trillion bugs burning in sulphur on venus. Ive got a better one.

Nick cage wins.

But you're forgetting one crucial fact..... Fuck you they have pinsors and would chop Venus' tits off before you could say 'punani'.

you're trying too hard, newfag.

MFW Venus has no atmosphere and I have no face.

go back to skool faggot

doesnt venus have a sulfuric acid atmosphere

How is this fair fight venus cant even fight back n shit. Leave da lil nigga alone

>1 assassin bug weighs 10mg
>6*10^12 bugs with a total weight of 6*10^7kg
>Venus weighs a bitchy 4.9*10^24kg
>The increase in mass causes the orbit of Venus to destabilize
>Venus crashes into the sun and is destroyed
>Assassins assassinate Venus.

The bugs would die you fucking idiots, Venus isnt hospitable.

Jesus christ...

Who say's they're fighting on Venus?
Why can't the bugs get home field advantage and fight on Earth?
Fuckin reatrd

Who said the bugs need a hospital?

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assassins bugs all the way

>Assassin bugs try to take over Venus
>Venus reks them
>Surviving bugs trick the universe into holding Venus to ransom
>Bugs get a planet of their own as reparations
>Make Venus pay them yearly reparations
>Any time they're short of money or want to commit a major crime, but don't want to get punished for it they just say "oy vey muh 6 trillion"
>Get away with it

Checks out. Bugs confirmed winners which, going by what we've witnessed in the past, means everyone else loses.

bugs cover all of africa
venus crashes into africa obliterating the earth
new planets form bug free

Who's to say Earth wouldn't win that collision?

how do you define win here?

Niggas can live on Venus, they already pollute the air god gave us white men first. Niggas got stuck with the color black cuz they were the assholes who always create stuff first or so they say >in b4 the tower of babel

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both would be wrecked

How do you know?
Did you ever crash Venus into Earth?

yeah

dude, he literally threw venus at earth. i were there.

Venus is strong independent feminazi bitch
screams at the universe that the cis bugs are coming to rape her
universe sees that the bugs have no chance of survival on venus, and can't even into space to get there
venus screams at all that the universe is rape enabler, and that she should be given a better orbit where she is the center of the universe

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>21st century ((((science))))

Found the goy.

twice to be sure

I'm gonna have to say venus. I mean come on, I doubt those bugs would even win against one magma.

Theres probably 6 trillion insects on earth