Hornet in room help

hornet in room help

theres a huge ass hornet in my room and it sat down like 10 min ago and hasnt moved since pic related

wat the fuck do

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dubs sayz get it to walk on your finger / hand

It's just an insect, don't be a bitch.

Dubs don't lie

Dubs confirmed, let the fucker walk on your hand.

well OP there you go

Dubs, OP must deliver

Space program

ask it to leave damn

Pull your pants down and see if it goes inside your butthole.

Second dubs reinforce it.

Dubs checked

get the honey out of it

>wat the fuck do

Get a can of fluorescent spray paint. Do not move the hornet. Hit it first with a quick shot, not too much, you don't want it to run. The at least 4 more coats every 10 minutes.

Then determine what size custom frame you'll want to finish the project.

Post finish product on IFuckingDidItMyself.com

Are you retarded?

confirmed dubs, also check mine

The fuck? I can't even see it. Quit being a pussy OP and do as dubs commands

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DUBS COMMANDS

dubs checked
>now we wait

rolling for this

I dunno, your the one who got baited as fuck.

you yanks are such pussies

OP that's a moth not a hornet you fucking idiot

Fuck Americans get scared of a tiny little fly kek

mix soap and water in a spray bottle and blast that nigga, it will disable it's wings

put out all lights and put some candle on the window, but it wont move

>Autismo gets called out
>fuck.jpeg
>"JUST BAIT BRAH"

grab a glass cup and a piece of cardboard

slowly place cup over the wasp.

Slide the cardboard under the wasp slowly

Flip the cup upside holding cardboard to glass firmly so wasp doesn't fly out

Take a needle and prick a small hole into cardboard

Insert your dick into the hole and flail it around like an angry worm hell bent on destruction. It'll be like that whomper tree in gay porn Hairy Potter remake.

you're an incredibly large pussy. go smash it with a book or something then close your window. or just shoo it out the window. you're like 20x as large as the fucking hornet. Are you allergic to their stings or something?

its def a hornet its so big

wasps are fast as fuck dont so this

you autist
see

>that's what she said

be a man, crush it with your bare hands

its building a nest
once the nest is built it will fill it with partially paralyzed spiders
>some spiders may escape

>you yanks are such pussies

Yank this you Brexit Eejit.

Kek

thats a bee
it will fly off in the morning

and when they do.... those spiders will be hungry

build this trap when the fucker comes down ill catch him and torture him

guess again faggot

aussie spoted

That's not even a wasp, a fucking b

bees sleep at night

kill it and install bug screens on your windows tomorrow retard

>and when they do.... those spiders will be hungry

I like spiders.

Let it go and be a good person

bees and wasps sleep, hornets are noctural you experts

Why do you people over there in Europe never have screens in your windows? Fucking stone age or what?

pointing out what I've just said

>20x as large as the fucking hornet

and OP's second pic is of a bee

so nocturnal animals dont sleep

that shit is 5cm long, bees are like half an inch
fuck off

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thinking about going up there and catching it should i

I hate them too user u have all my feels.

You have to man the fuck up and squash that fucker.

Dub-dubs.
Delivar OP

>so nocturnal animals dont sleep

They are known to chill for a few minutes every now and then...but then they get real fukin' pissed off and tear the room and everything in it to shreds.

Run for your life now.

don't. you definitely wont be quick enough to slap it between the pages of the book and if you throw the glass it will just miss and shatter.

its not a fucking bee, en.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_hornet

but make it walk on you, wtf even is this

He's lost and confused.

Should be in home and in bed right now.

Just roll up a newspaper and give him one good pop to put him out of his misery.

remember they are more scared of you than you are of it.

Could be worse op.

protection gear ready gonna catch him

I understand all of you think this is really important, but can we put this on hold at least until the Women's Volleyball Competition has completed?

obvious bait was obvious desu senpia

You may want to get a full beekeeper suit before you do anything stupid.

kekd really loud mane

Jej

Zozzle

Lmao

Lol

Rofl

Kek

OH SHIT GOT HIM

fap to it, then shotgun it
flawless

GAS HIM LIKE A KIKE

Let him go now

this is some biiiiggg nigga

take glass and strong piece of paper / stable slim cardboard

place glass over hornet

shove paper under it

hornet trapped

transport hornet to save zone

open shit up

run back to room

close door

continue to shitpost

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jej

its an african nigger bee
the hive is close

guys can u help me now? found a shit ton of them in my room

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Now fuck him.

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it's just a daddy long leg, technically not even a spider and h a r m l e s s. when we were kids we used to play with them and let them crawl on our bare tummies.

well i know they are harmless but i still wanna get these guys out

Just don't be a pussy and solve your problems yourself.

they kill other spiders
>may have saved you from several brown recluse spiders

thats disgusting

you need them. it's s y m b i o s i s

they enjoyed it and wanted to. it's not like i was making them do it or something sick like that.

wtf

Got a vacuum with a hose attachment?

fuckin' suck it