Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

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forbiddenlust.net/fumesimemaov.html
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

Kyouko claimed.

Yes that's DJ Khaled.

Sick meme.

Ohai.

Kirara back and claimed.

Best type moon claimed

Ayo
Claimed
Ready to have some fun whats up guys

I... I just think itd be nice to have someone here for me for once
Its my own fault
I dont try enough

Thats only half of it though.
Having someone to complain to would be nice

...

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debating top snek and stuff

>lustful eyes
>oh shit hunting eyes

Complain to one of these
forbiddenlust.net/fumesimemaov.html

Saber claim

>400 bucks

Bad dragon, much better

You find some crazy shit

...

Still awake?

There's also the lewd version of that.

what kind of rules are these?

Also were starting up AZN horror movie night in the stream so grab your 3d glasses and join us!

>Not wanting OVER 20 LBS OF PUSSY AND ASS
>Not wanting to fuck the FantaFlesh Life Likeā„¢ pussy

Say my name.

84601
With that much salt you must be the Dead Sea and Huixtocihuatl combined
This is Rahjeet what is your situation?

I'm guessing you wanna be the girl in the relationship ;)
Also you can always complain here, I mean we are all a bunch of degenerates
Snek is literal garbage

But I don't have 3D glasses
DICK IS STUCK IN LAPTOP
PLEASE HELP

Fuck meant

...

Complain on Omegle or something.Or a therapist.

why
>rattle rattle
i got my dick stuck inside my pc and im scared
american

Hank what do you think of forbiddenlust.net/fumesimemaov.html ?
Also why are you only on at 8 and later?

>Interesting person
Really can't tell if that's sarcasm or not

>Rattles
Hi Sachi.

I think ive just been doing a bit of drink thinking.
Questioning the past

>why

Well I don't know, ask the artist.

The good rules.

You smart.

Yo

Waifu?'

well naps are a good idea, just saying.

Sometimes it's fun staying up.

Classic. We've all been there. Anything specific you regret?
Hya, what's up man

I remember in the original rules, it was:

>Naps are a terrible idea

Or something like that.

kek.

Fair enough.

Hello
No waifus allowed
So is jerking your dick raw for 2 and a half hours

it isn't
hello maidzuru
are you not the artist? :^)
A term coined by Otaku and Weeaboo alike for their 2D significant others; predominantly anime and video game characters. A Waifu, in contrast to a harem, is the love between one man and his one and only Waifu. You treat your Waifu with the utmost respect and courtesy and most refuse to even fap to their beloved, seeing the act as an insult to the non-existent woman they have committed themselves to.

A spin-off term "Husbando" followed for Fujioshi who feel similarly towards male characters.

Nice Waifu, user.

>Pic related
>my waifu

At this point you might as well stay up all night

>are you not the artist? :^)

Damn, I wish I could draw boobs as good as that artist does.

Or draw in general.

Being 22 and being a kisslees virgin weirdo for one.
Plenty of issues there that could have been changed

Nothing much, just tearing my hair out on League

Hello cutie

Dekomori claim~

You just have to believe.

You loyal, you a genius.

your waifu is a dyke, tho.

>22
You're a late bloomer but you can still make it!
Aw thanks bb

I don't know how strong you are but that shit hurts like a mother for 2 hours and 30 min
Heb yea that sucks. Still time to change though, get /fit/ for example
Yea soloq is the worst thing ever happening to mankind. Whos your main?

I'm singing in the rain

>Mati-syra-zemla, moist mother
Kek thnx wikipedia

I know a tailor who fixes the sleeves on the right for my long sleeved shirts/jackets.

This might sound weird but the song will always be tied to scrooge mcduck story for me.

Imminent claimage.

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That is quite wierd. For me it's the shitty sound of music shit

Wait what are you going on about?
Is this about Yuno's shirt in the picture?

Im not accepting being this.
Im in the process of it.
Im getting better, but nothing can fix my head.
Im j6st so worried about everything and it stalls me

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Hameru Akimbo

Clockwork Orange for me.

Hi cutie~

claimed af

Just added you on warthunder can't play right now as my friends are currently playing league right now

>2016
>not liking dykes

why?

Galil

Agreed. I love that movie.

Dw about your face dude, if you are just clean, fit and dress well all you need to do is act confident.
Cliche I know but it actually works, try it. For me a few drinks boosts my self confidence a lot so I can recommend that
Hey there

I'm not cute, Cute meanie!

And so I said "FT5"
Yet nobody came

Well, alright then

Oh yes you are, Cute perv~!

>Pizza for dinner
So much for home made meals...

Just remind him that he flashed his legs in thigh highs to the thread once.
It cut out the final chapter of the book though. Which was the whole point of the story.

Just tired, Im thinking too much.
I need to shut my head up.
Need something stronger.
Sleep coming

Roly Merculis

I guess many would also connect it to A Clockwork Orange, I was a huge fan of disney comics like that

Sometimes thinking too much can be a good think though.
You can't leave with this get though

have you tried?
so what now?
wanna fuk

No, but I'm pretty sure of my capabilities

The Life and Times of Scrooge McDuck and any story illustrated by Don Rosa is god tier. I used to read this yearly.

I have never read the book.
Probably should, kubrick is still one of my favorite film makers though.

Ive got to
Its bad

Harambe Akillu

I jerk off so much my right arm is bigger than my left by about 2 inches in circumference.

I'm actually thinking of good ways to insert Harambe into some of my WoW characters name or something.
The most obvious choices would be Harambegodx or Harambexqt.

Shush! That doesn't mean I'm cute.

>Kurumi claimed

well work sucks, hopefully i get switched to automotive soon

All right
Well I'm gonna leave as well
Late as fuck Bois!
See all of you tomorrow

Spoiler-free, you should.

I'd rather not

Later NIGGER

Ty

>those legs
I mean I literally own the book, i've just never read it.

Fuck you

Oi

>Those legs
UNF
I don't want to do this to your waifu user...

Great, now not only am I eating low tier pizza, but it heated unevenly so half is still cold and the other half is molten

>clockwork orange
I had pizza too

>koume

Fold it in half, let sit.Make sure the bottom half is the hot one

you should probably get that checked out
AbsouletlyDisgusting.jpg
:^)
so what you doing right now then?