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Hug a friend edition

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The Peninsular war must have been proper bant like

I've banged girls in dorms before. Came in at 4AM plastered with this Korean-Canadian girl and smashed on the bottom bunk. She was a screamer too so needless to say the whole dorm didn't get any sleep until I came, which took a solid 30 mins. since I was drunk. Ate that puss too, so that was another 10 minutes pre-fuck. My buddy told me the next day that he could hear us 2 rooms over. One of the best lays I've ever had, made all the better because I knew I was bringing the heat to 6 other people in the room. Good times.

became more normal since coming on Sup Forums iah

deleted the twitter tbqh

Ate that puss

FUCK YOU IT'S JANUARY!

meditteranean lads generally seem pretty decent 2bh

get aong well with them

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

raindrops keep falling on me head

when do you leave for bkk britlad

really don't understand why people care about inequality Tbh

>tfw no friends

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>Ate that puss

iktf

Get on well with the people at work and all that but don't really connect with them or share any interests.

High test

why did you delete the @slagtits account you fucking pussy

tfw there is this really cute girl who is already way too cute for me but then i can't talk to people and now i've freaked her out by staring at her

FOY edition.

How does it feel to enjoy Buckfast with da lads?

was bored of it

tha fock jew sae ta me?

So you're a rasheed or an abnormie?

Studied at York Uni and normie brits didn't give a shit that I was a yank besides some light hearted banter. Made loads of british friends while I was there

I'd eat this puss

@69828894

Didnt read

Really makes you think..

bored of you
kys

just bounced the yank's head off the floor

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Stale pasta

FOY

Might just tuc in lad, if you don't mind.

about a month until the biffy

me in the back

>he does the dirty floor walk

having a listen youtube.com/watch?v=eaJmgMuYNjc

Me too. What do?

>wa everyone didn't follow straight away and I didn't instantly become famous on /brit/
(you)s are earned, not given
It's the wild west out here in /brit/, survival of the fittest
You'd do well to remember that, kid

wish you would tuc off lol jk jk

*slow claps*

*steps out of the shadows*

Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...

But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.

And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.

See you on the boards.....

im going to try and convince the pham to not bother

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car insurance is due next month
you guys want to pay for it?

im a girl btw

2 weeks here mate.

Going out for a meal with my mum because I don't have any friends.

lads do you think Britain should implement a bottle return system? where you get 5p back for every bottle or can you take back to the store

enjoying a crisp :)

OK Cupid and POF are fucking shit.

How's Match? Anybody here used it?

looks shopped

haha would unironically be up for this

use tinder

had 3 different fwbs from it

can't see anyone doing that apart from the homeless

have never understood what those silly brit slangs
"runt"
"nonce"
"alri"
"heem"
mean and have had zero problem with my shitposting on here

FOY

>Going out
how do you do it

just use tinder

Same matey, I'm not going to say anything and hope they don't plan owt.

I'm going to get day drunk in my boxers and watch films to celebrate in style.

Don't have FB.

would cum if aisha sat on my lap

feels good senpai

thanks

You get used to it after a while. Practise m8

alri you runty nonce, id heem you in a second

ah yes

guardian soulmates la

belelnd smells of skips

just make one. you dont even need to upload photos to it anymore. you can use personal pictures for your tinder now

hell you can lie about your name and age if you wanted

CHELSEAFINDOM

tsuuu

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>impressed by your clothes
doesn't everyone wear a shirt and jeans?

going out tomorrow but it's too hot for turtlenecks

can't believe people spend hours and hours watching sargon or molyneux rambling a load of shite

me (pictured left)

Nutella IS cancer

do you seriously just go out with your mum by yourselves? no father or siblings?

Just take the carcino-whatever out of it

Might look in to that. Cheers.

I didn't know that, thanks.

you'll just have to grin and bare it
gotta be looking /fa/ at all times

can someone explain what the thing with Buckfast is about? is it a meme?
I've tried bit before it's not something I'd choose to drink a whole bottle of

dad's ded, no siblings.

What's wrong with going out with your mum by yourself.

> im a girl btw
fake and homosex

haha unlucky kid my dad's alive and well

ricky gervais is older than james may

90% of women swipe right on 10% of men on tinder

My dad could beat your dad in a fight even though he's dead m8

nawt's actually wrong with it i would just feel very awkward

I don't celebrate my birthday.

I'll be dancing lad
going to wear a lightweight button down

probably could
dad's an autist like me

willies and fannies lads

That's the main component.

Nutella is just flavoured vegetable oil.

kermit is the best frog

in other words the vast majority of women swipe right on the top 10% of men by attractiveness?

ground breaking findings lad

just put pantaloons on

the gf just sent me this