Why is all contemporary Christian music such an embarassment

Why is all contemporary Christian music such an embarassment

>Sufjan Stevens
babby's first faggoty indie pop

>Skillet
babby's first hard rock

>Lecrae
babby's first hip hop

Why don't they have any modern artists like Bach

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This is a great Christian Rock album

nice mayhem reference

Does there exist any decent Christian music apart from Starflyer 59?

You didn't even need to bring Skillet up. Even a half-conscious human would realize that tripe for what it is: utter garbage. People with spiritual beliefs are disgusting and mentally ill. If they were all to be killed, we could have a progressive society where everyone would work with one another for the benefit of the whole. This is why I voted for Donald J. Trump. He has vowed to remove the Mexican population from the US. After that, one can safely assume the blacks are the next to go, and so on until only whites without delusion remain.

Bach

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christianitytoday.com/ct/2007/januaryweb-only/whatsupwithradio2.html

Contemporary Christian music is made specifically to appeal to middle aged suburban moms.

>Sufjan Stevens babby's first faggoty indie pop
This is wrong though.

try prima edizione

Transgendered people are evil.

Try looking up 60s private press Christian Rock records. They're pretty good if you're into those slightly off-kilter types of outsider records.

Sufjan Stevens fucking sucks and you would know this if you developed your taste beyond trendy p4kcore you numale faggot.

Sufjan and mewithoutYou are the only ones.

Mewithyou is even worse than Sufjan. Go back to redd it you low test queers.

Pic related that's you

>implying Sufjan is bad
pretentious insecure pseudoqueer detexted

Sufjan and mewithoutYou are good actually

Trump's VP is reportedly christian. AhahahahahahahAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!!

>it's hip and trendy in my circle of flannel shirt wearing bespectacled faggots with shitty meme haircuts

>that means it must be good right?

daily reminder that people who talk like this are self loathing weebs

>So insecure with his manhood he associates it with musical taste
Who's the real cuck.

Well I can tell you're stupid because I was shitposting and you've taken my bait, user. Little faggot. How's my ball taste little bitch. Shame you can't fit the whole thing in there. I wanna tie you to a chair and jack you off you little twink.

Sufjan is an incredibly talented composer, lyricist, and instrumentalist even if the music is too twee for your liking. I know you can only process things in Sup Forumsack neckbeard retard memes but it's true. Sorry!

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Educate yourself and listen to Bach you tasteless fool.

I can almost feel the anger blazing out of you, son. It's not like your vote tipped anything either way. Calm down.

This thread sucks. You all belong on Hale-Bopp

why did they commission Pen & Pixel to do the artwork

The best Christian artists don't talk about being christian in their lyrics.
Proof: Pic related and Damo Suzuki.

At least I'm attractive enough to solicit a mutual experience from people on Craigslist and not scare them away.

Black Sabbath

Well damn, I knew Christian radio pandered but didn't realize it was this explicit.

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Also shitloads of gospel/blues

Are they actually Christian

Master of Reality is a very good album desu

Current 93 my man

>Liking a shit tier composer

Most of his works are bland and predictable

Megadeth

Yes.

Friends.
I bring you this.
It's unorthodox, but it's good.
youtu.be/mGImrY8qF8g
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Yes, that is -that- drum beat on the second song.

God damn this board has been taken over by redditcore homos

>actually thinking that Sufjan fucking Stevens is better than JS Bach

Holy shit

>Megadeth
>Christian music
Have I missed something?

Tom Araya from Slayer is also Christian

Psalters.

Look up Divine Liturgy of the Wretched.

I actually like this one song by Jeremy Camp. It is the only buttrock song that has ever done anything for me.

I don't know what it is but he just does buttrock with more class than other bands.

youtube.com/watch?v=qloxfpwCE44

Judee Sill

Music made by Christians is obviously Christian music, duh. Just like when a Christian drinks water it becomes Christian water. And when they play football, it's Christina football.

Actually I also kind of like this one but mainly just the chorus.

This is making me nostalgic for middle school.

youtube.com/watch?v=gb9RIN2YEnM

Sup Forums has liked Sufjan since like 2008. You're the newfag here.

I seriously hope nobody is trying to argue that Slayer is a Christian band.

People liking Sufjan =/= people thinking Sufjan is more talented than Bach

Oh that's just because Bach is a hack

Quite a few songs reference or relate to Mustaine's religiosity.

Bach is a hach

In honor of their home state texas

the only christian rock record