ITT: You eat a pickle. Then post about it. Even if you don't like pickles or are not in the mood for a pickle...

ITT: You eat a pickle. Then post about it. Even if you don't like pickles or are not in the mood for a pickle, force yourself, then post about it.

This is how someone chooses to spend their weekend. Starting a fucking thread and asking a random faggot to eat a pickle for them, then explain how it was in detail.
I don't know what's sadder, OP, or me for commenting in this thread.
brb, getting pickle.

Lemme down the rest of this cough syrup and go to the kitchen. Fuck there's nothing else to do tonight

In the time it takes to do all that, this'll 404.

Just had one. Nice salty and sour flavour alongside that satisfying crunch. Thanks op gonna go fry one now

no! Dont let pickle-o thread die

Average at best. I cut them thin as to compliment my fagness.
I can't stand niggers, or nigger babies.
They're just no good.

well, thin until about the end, then I quit caring because I just needed to get a dick in my ass.

My favorite for hangovers.

>tfw no access to pickle and all grocery stores are closed

anyone eat pickle with dried peppers + fish sauce? or am I the only poorfag that eats this shit

>implying that there are actual people that don't like pickles
kek

garzoopled

I like full sours - they r the best w/ cornd beef on rye w/ mustard.

I had a sweet dill pickle. It was pretty good. I actually haven't eaten any out of this jar since I bout it. Thanks, OP!

>Robotripping
>hard
>see thread
>don't want pickle
>might want pickle
>Fuck yeah pickle
>11pm
>parent's asleep
>24 and still live with folks
>Go looking for pickles
>got pickles
>choose picked
>eat
>Oh shit cats
>love my cats
>high as fuck
>feed cats some turkey
>we all eating something now
>don't know why I'm doing this
>This greentext sucks
>I suck
>didn't finish the pickle
>throw pickle away
>was good tho

Shit stoya for shit thread. Pic related

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Eating Claussen dill halves right now
A bit of a sour and salty flavor followed by a hint of sweetness
Very crunchy despite not being extremely fresh

8.5/10 pickle

this is the greatest thread. pickles are incredible

Fuck pickles

It's not your average dill, but it's still good
It's almost more sweet and has more of a bite then usual
Type of pickle I'm slanging is vlasik

Update
I got to a soft end of a pickle half
Ate it
It tasted like spraypaint
Good job, Claussen. That's a 6/10.

>Just had the best pickle of my life.
>La mamma brand
>read can
>made in israel
>never eating pickles again

Update
I have gotten to my last pickle half out of three
I slightly miss the other ones
This one also has a bad end, but it isn't as pale, so maybe it'll be okay
Stay tuned

dicks owt

Update
That end was worse
Kill me now please
It tasted like mushy pickle paint
Rest is still okay though
Will keep updating

You're doing god's work.

and so it begins

Chill caleb

Update
Last pickle half has been eaten
It hurts a little going down
Kind of an acidic sting down my throat
Think of alcohol, but cooler
My breath now smells of pickles, which I am not sure how I feel about
I can still taste the acidic tang on my taste buds
No more pickles so cannot get more
Last pickle was excellent, so never judge a pickle by its looks
2 out of 3 pickles were fantastic, with the last being a solid good
Overall 7/10 on Claussen half sliced dill pickles
Very good, would eat again
Thank you for listening, Sup Forums

Update
If you guys want, I can tell the tale of how I fucked a pickle as a youngster

If Sup Forums wishes, I have a jar of terribly old dill pickle slices. I can carry on the legacy with a single trip to the fridge. Only, I have to work tomorrow, and I'm not sure I remember when I bought those pickles

I don't see the big dill about this thread! It's got my mind in a pickle!

:( I'm just so high I have no idea what's going on

I fucking hate you.

Just make sure to check the expiration date, if it is still before it then you are good to eat it.

Same thing happened with me. It turned out my pickle jar which seemed old was still before the expiration date. I had a store brand Stop & Shop Kosher Dill pickles. It turned out to be real delicious despite being store brand. Very juicy, but a little underwhelming on the crunch. 9/10

Sure.

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>get pickle
>put in mouth
>so sour
>so good
>so fallic
Like straight from twat
>ready for round two

>be 13
>just starting puberty so horny as shit
>idea pops in head
>go to kitchen and grab a whole pickle
>bite off end and start chewing out insides
>slurp slurp eat eat
>soon have hollow-ish pickle
>bring it to little penis and slide it over
>oh god thats fucking cold but still good
>feelsgoodman.jpeg
>dick fits perfectly cause small peener
>jerk off with pickle for a solid five minutes
>dry orgasm inside pickle
>eat dick pickle
>notice yellow tint on cock
>notice dill smell on cock
>takes a week for tint to go away
>years later
>buy fleshlight
>old habits die hard

I wouldn't do it again, but it was nice at the time

this guy fucks pickles

bump red alert.

>pickle


Why not an Okra pickle?

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