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Dinner time edition

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sara

GAS
THE
TAIGS
lads

Cara?

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WHO THIS

this makes my willy tingle because I have the exact same bend as that banana

You are fake news!

KAH

Wish he were my gf

at work a few months ago someone tried to pay 100 pounds and i accidentally charged them 1000 pounds and the payment went through and i haven't anything about it since ahahha

accidentially made my python program infinitely multiply by itself

oops haha

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Daniel Johnston is one of the best people on earth. I will be distraught when he dies.

He also proves that despite several mental illnesses and afflictions you can make your dreams come true. We can all learn from him.

youtube.com/watch?v=JkczI1-be1k

literally one of the easiest problems to fix
have a word with yourself

Does /brit/ have the most reposts on Sup Forums?

**serves your food on a board**

psh' nothin' personell kid

PSYCHO KILLER

Don't worry lad, sit back and relax, I got this

>He

Please no

normies...
*shakes my damn head*

>The future president of the USA is a Russian agent

Howling

"le serve the food on a wooden board" meme is fucking irritating

spectator.co.uk/2015/08/boastful-narcissistic-overpriced-welcome-to-jamies-italian/

dyl b's helping, you're shagging him too
that space raider he fucked you
millie, we know its true
so yeah i'm coming for you

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ECSTASY

FA FA FA FA FA FA FA FAR BETTER

rogue one any good lads?

bit late for me to go see it in the cinema? just wait for a hdrip?

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This is me after 1 year of test-e 1,000mg per week, but I'm still a kissless virgin and masturbate 3 times a day haha

should I kms?

nice

theguardian.com/science/2017/jan/12/knotty-professors-chemists-break-world-record-to-create-tightest-knot-ever-made

Scientist have made a knot, bravo

Meanwhile god made this 8000 years ago

>qt girl has to show me something in work
>moves the mouse cursor on screen by touching my arm for a second

that's the only female contact i'll have for a while haha

Moot has really sorted himself out since he joined google

bizzaro moot

used to follow @WeWantPlates on the ol' 'witter
good account desu

It's good, and not just because of Felicity

V > VI > RO > IV > III > VII > I > II

Vader is pure kino in it

Ah yes, a very important thing to spend time and mental energy being angry about.

got nervous at the thought of that happening to me haha

Their harder stuff was a little too experimental for my tastes

Qu'est-ce que c'est
fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better
Run run run run run run run awaaaaay

well
at least Subaru is a good motor company and you know that

what age is she? 16?

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stop, already wanked twice today

immigration is a result of British colonialism

youtube.com/watch?v=w9cLIKMOMFw

Can't exercise/roid that boring personality away

Girls can smell it a mile off

>ECSTASY
are you daft

>ECSTASY

Bet you're a twat who thinks that one song goes

IF I WAS GREEN I WOULD DIE indstead of BADA BIDABEE DIE

who /snow/ here

>he doesn't like qt girls (male)

and you lied on your father's ashes
slating my contour, get some glasses
ye get to specsavers
you sound like you been sucking on a quaver

I can smell the cum caked into my trousers.

I don't look like moot

lmao

Get tons of matches on tinder and girls approach me

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>mong americans think you can achieve this after 1 year of test
creasing

404: traps not found

latent bent nonces

The British had colonies all over the world! That means that it's hypocritical of you to not support free movement of people!

Revenge of the Sith is unironically the best Star Wars film and one of the greatest films ever made

Stop posting pictures you saved from /fit/ you fucking autist

the gf

think ive got bladder cancer

> Established 2014
Hahaha

I LOVE snow

fucked up proportions desu

sorry mate, hadn't realised

I lifted for more than year. This is just after one year on test, after alraedy lifting natty for about 2 years

Yeah ok, professor.

anyone remember her name?
she has nudes on motherless if i remember correctly

qt

Did you miss the part where I said personality?

Fucking yanks

the marble gf

SO LONG GAY BOWSER

Who's the girl in the op you fags

Now this is embarrassing, I just googled the lyrics.

You can have her if I can have Bilinda

anyone have some good non-brostep dubstep?

JU-U-U-U-U-UST

Queen if grime

>short hair
>must be boy
are you 14?
her real name?

dilemma: could do with buying 4 grams of coke for the weekend tonight since my guy is about now, 2 for friday and 2 for saturday. but once i go on a binge i literally don't stop until there's nothing left. where can i stash half of it to make sure i can't get to it until saturday?

Never posted in /brit/ in my entire life you paranoid fuck

business idea: un-fluorinated tap water

Any of you lads ever wanked to a statue before? I have.

my hand raping your gf

>much obliged

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legitimately quite impressive progress for 3 years, even if 1 of them was on test. What does your routine look like?

just wrote a script that turns off my laptop after it's been running for 3 hours and doesn't let me back on for 3 more

will this improve my life?

>tfw to intelligent too wank

lesbian porn scene between our Rach' and our Belinda when?

Looks like a literal 13-year-old boy you fucking nonce poofter

what if you are mid wank lad?

you're forgiven, you've learned your lesson x

Too many cringe moments for that

>There are too many of them, what are we going to do?
>If you are not my friend... then you are my enemy
>It's over Anakin, I have the high ground
>So this is how liberty dies… with thunderous applause
>From my point of view the Jedi are evil!
>Noooooooooooooooooooooo

Too many Lucasims hold it down, but it's still pretty great and the best prequel by an absolute mile

anyone listening to nigel farage on lbc?

it's literally nothing but angry foreigners calling up and calling him racist

wish may would put a firewall on those wogs

Dorian Yates

helter skelter

lol i remember when i was a chronic alcoholic and had to set my pc to shut down automatically at 5am since i passed out in the chair literally every single night