Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew Thread
Previously on /waifu/: >Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun. Long dick style!
Shinoa claimed
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Claimed.
Are we gonna get all caught up?~
Are you so cal or nor cal??
Yuno claim
>fuck vampires
I fight u m8
Penny claim
>Except off to bed cause grocery shopping tomorrow.
Claiming Lilly
I'm not being flirty. You are just so overcome with my charms you can't help but be flustered
Swag Crew reporting in.
Oh? It's not like I'm not cheerful, I just know better than to go out of my way to be extra nice!
Makoto from IM@S
I have the slightest clue what we're going on about~
>Yuno is drinking
Claimu
really? gotta attack vampires? i'm so disappointed...
Townsville is only good if you want to be isolated.
Gotta make some time of course. On a scale from 1-10, a seven. Went kinda south towards then end, everyone ends up quitting after the first point is capped. Still watching stuff?
>Lucioball is fucking aids.
Smugs, what's happening?
Heh, the one and only. How ya doing Rikka?
Cheeki, how's that mobile life treating ya?
Oh you do huh?~ I am drinking too Yuno, oh shit this is gonna get fun
Heya! I am doing alright, just got back from working and gotta wake up and go back to work but whatever, how are you?
Hey rikka how u doing man?
>swag swag
I'm so cal :) you?
Oh I see.. but still you don't do it EVER? like at all??
I'm glad you did and hey that's good I'm glad you had fun~
>Hey im an amazing goalie in lucioball and it can be fun sometimes!
Aw yeah now it's a party!~
I wish i had some party liquor
I am NOT flustered!
Good. Went crabbing and got more than 10. Caught 2 pregnant females and sleeping. You?
I need to play a tom clancy game
>wut now?
Same. Night
>plushie intensifies
>hanako
Im more into CQC. Its porn to me
Heyyy~
Beautiful city. Would love to go there one day should I travel to aussi
I dont mind really. Time to myself sounds really nice
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I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
You're missing out on some fireball whiskey~
No need to get all embarrassed about it baby. All this charm is saved just for you~
Heya shino! Whats going on??
No way me too!
Stop me if I get too weird Yuno I dont wanna look too weird
>Fireball
Oh shit me too!
Chilling after work and talking to you all have a great night!
Goodnight
>fireball
No thanks im straight
Almost done with the ohayou
>too wierd
This gon be gud~
>Oh shit me too!
AHHH HELL YEAH NIGGA
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>im straight
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Love this birb
Could be worse, Breeki. Could be worse.
I do, but it's incredibly rare, and I would only do it for someone I really liked or respected.
>Smugs sleepifies
Later Smuggles.
Stahp >///
Neat.
Just been playing Rainbow Six tonight and watchin movies. Pretty much the regular.
We watched some Korean horror movies tonight, shit got real.
what about you wicked eye'd QT
Why stop now when I'm so far ahead with convincing you with my charm~
I dont like fireball
I had some really nice whiskey the other night
The kind you dont drink to get drunk
What did ya do today darleeeng?
Oh that sounds like fun! I was at work all night I am now home trying to stay up with you guys, and I also have work in the morning haha
Back to back days eh? Brutal but enjoy the night. I'm doing good, had an enjoyable day, the heat put me to sleep quite a lot though.
Glad I did as well. Thanks, if only it were always like that.
>it can be fun sometimes!
>Sometimes
Keyword, but that describes all of OW heh.
Sleep tight Smugs.
True, very true. Did you sync all those files over to your phone? Perfect timing.
Y-You're not convincing anyone!
>quit it!
Ah I wanna do that now
>The kind you dont drink to get drunk
WHAT KIND OF GIRLY ASS DRINK YOU DRINKING BOY
not a queer my ass
Helped my grandma, ate mcdonalds, slept through the afternoon annnd played black ops 3/overwatch
You???
Really? I'm about like 40 min outside of LA
so basically me? :3
If only... and no it doesn't describe all of overwatch. for a support main OW is never fun. lucio ball CAN be.
I agree. There are far better spiced whiskeys. And as for deinking to enjoy, I agree. If you want to get trashed, just get the cheapest shit you can and mix with coke. If you want to enjoy, spend a little extra on an enjoyable bottle and relax.
The kind that you enjoy. Sometimes getting drunk is not enjoyable and you dont want to feel it.
I'm sure I'm not. That's totally why I have this picture clearly proving you are coming around to my charm ~
Oh god the heat always makes me sleepy and when you live in so cal youre always tired from the sun, I always wanna nap right before I have to go to work
Better had those mcnuggets boi, nice I wish I could have played with you, I had to go to work and deal with stupid people haha
Uh me too kek I am in Ontario
Iowa claimed
>Makoto
That was pretty good man. Anything else up lol
>THE SLAVS HAVE NOT INVENTED ANYTHING GOOD
That's adorable so far.
Anonon still here?
Better believe I did!
>Check out a taste of the new art
Pretty much. But the people I'd do it for I know wouldn't blow it up in my face.
Nope, not really. Just seems to be another night.
>WHAT ABOUT SLAVCORE?!
I dont know what kind of queer ass bitch drink y'all niggas drinking, the ones i like gets me nice and fucked up
>Sometimes getting drunk is not enjoyable and you dont want to feel it.
Then dont fucking drink, cmon guys its not that hard
I'm so sorry sweetheart D: ONE DAY we'll be together and have our awesomea nd sexy time! Promise!
Til then tell those fuckers to piss off
Fukn claimed
Your charm isn't working, you hear me?! It's not working!
Then why did I find this drawing in your room~
Some high dollar whiskey
I dont remember the name
Anyway jager is better than fireball
And jager is shit
Only problem with that is it cost too much for an every night thing
I used to go to Ontario Christian for my elementary until I moved! that's so cool!
Of course not.. that's kinda messed up.. although it's something i'd see you doing to me
That's not mine!
>I suck at drawing anyway...
Oh really? You have gotten me all excited now~ Yes my captain!
Whaaaaat thats fucking funny dude, well maybe one day I could meet you that would be dope
Dont even know the name, see you just making up bullshit, fuck outta here son and fuck yo arin jager shit too
Good things come to those who wait my darling~
Nothing? Who knows maybe somethin will happen to liven it up. Need a friend over there to liven it up?
>THIS SOUNDS LIKE A DIRTY COMMIE TRICK
I'm sure it's not yours. Except it totally is. Just admit it. My charms are revealing your true feelings~
wew
I... have no feelings for you...
>go away
Dealing with crappy teammates and other non competent players, I could see why. Been playing a good Zenyatta lately, trying to correct my mistakes.
That sounds about right, could give it another shot.
Yeah you all get the front of it down there. When I visited Santa Monica, wasn't that bad actually. Heh, I'd say go for it, just set an alarm.
Noice m8. Reminds me of one of the Muse outfits.
No feelings except an all consuming love for me that is ~
I didnt buy it
I was at a friends house and drank some of it
Ima get the name that way i can know what i cant afford to buy
>it was damn smooth
Claiming best girlie!
Yo ass is smore more like it
Yes my love and I can wait however long you need~
The more you fight it the more she wants you!
And when I mean before work I mean like 20 minutes before work not a few hours I am weird with my sleep Maki
Theres a happy medium I find. Not off your face so you cant stand up, but mellowed out and chill. I tend to drink until that stage then maintain.
I was talking more about people who have had bad experiences with alcohol when they went out. Myself included.
>arrested and nearly died on the same night
Also fuck spending that much on alcohol as a weekly expense. If you drink at your rate it will become a purchase you MUST have and cant live without. 2 friends are self confessed alcoholics.
I only get those if I have money to spare. Otherwise I get a nice blended and drink that bottle over a month. No hurry to finish it, no need to waste that money over 2 nights when you can spread it out.
>\\\shoo
Hmmm? Doing what, something extra nice?
>Or blowing up in your face? :^)
Damn straight I do! Legit, I need more irl friends in general. 3 just ain't cutting it anymore.
>1 can never get out of the house
>1 is in nip land for another week
>1 is moving to San Fran
>AHHH NUUU
I'm pretty happy with them.
>pic
You see baby. Even Satan can see how much you are denying your true feelings for me~
Yeah that'd be great Love!
that's my entire life in that game tbh. it sucks,
blowing up in my face =~=
Good girl~
>7th shot and already feelin it
>Goddamn Im light
Thats why you drink at home nigga or have a volenteer cuck to take yo ass home or control you
I dont see a poit in going to places to drink like nigga they sell the same shit but control how much you drink like fuck you I can drink how ever many I want
>
>tfw Tachanka, our lord and savior notices you
Ye
That something could be me~
Your being a rood dood
I dont like spending over $20 a bottle
I should buy a fancy bottle for myself but i know one night ill get into it and drink it all in one go tho
Hell yeah it would if you are ever in the area hit me up and we can chill
Well you can handle more than I can Yuno kek I can barely handle 4 which makes me afraid to go any further~
I guess i should go to bed now seeing as I have to wake up early, goodnight all! Love you yuno
Best Girl Claim
Jesus you'e light
GOOD NIGHT YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD, well bang okay?
>
I went out for a celebration with work friends. We had a designated. When you get caught up in a fight, arrested, and none of it had anything to do with you because the other party was drunk, shit goes by so fast. I didnt pay shit. I really only drink at home or with friends for the past 5 years anyway.
And thats the mentality that means my grandfather is a gibbering mess, my uncle has ruined his life and my cousins in jail. And that just shits me right off.
Fix your shit before it happens to you. And it will fucking happen.
You only got 3? I'm sure you've got more. Hanging out with you would be cool but uh the lack of a license and something like an hour drive is in the way of that
>literally force them to get over to you
>CYKAAAA
Anyway sweetie. I'm afraid you are going to have to just think about your true love for me as I'm too tired to stay up~
Dd roll
Saber claim
>CYKAAAA
Are we red now?
Ehehehe, I saw the chance and took it. :^)
>In actuality, I'm one of those people that would need to be egged on for YEARS to blow up at someone. I mean, it took me all of 21 years to tell my aunt to go fuck herself once!
>And I've never blown up at someone as of yet other than that, because I generally look at the reasoning something happened. If I see the reason was good willed, I don't get mad at all.
I don't. I'm very very picky with my friends. And ayyyy, one day yo. One day.
>They are all heavier than I am! I can't force nothin!
>CHEEKI BREEKI
G-Goodnight...
That's cutting it close kek. Sleep well cutie.
With a bunch of quality artwork, who wouldn't.
Well that's why the supports shine as the backbone of the team. Is that ever enough to save the game? Who knows.
Done with the ohayou...
Doing Nui later
>Koume
I know it's hard to be separated from me given how charming I am but you'll find a way. Good night lovely~
Yeah for sure :) I'll just tell ya Tiff sent for ya, we could go eat or something.
Oh well if what you're saying is true then I don't have much to worry about, which is good :)
I hate being the backbone.. also wow you were close on those quads.
HOLY SHIT WRONG IMAGE I MEANT THIS ONE
I dont even drink that often
Great talking to you all and catching up. Goodnight
Ain't a filthy red. Just memeing the menace
Really? Do they have to follow a very specific guideline to be your friend lol. and soon I'll be able to meet the bantz man himself
sleepy DD roll
Bored.