What's your excuse for not being an olympic athlete?

What's your excuse for not being an olympic athlete?

What the fuck is this? Synchronized Swimming?
>You will never disguise yourself as a synchronized swimming troll creature to gain a group of qts trust and watch them stretch and stuff

It's water Polo.

Water polo?
>italian-players-watch-during-the-womens-water-polo

Thought so

Water polo.

she is probably a pit player

is she like a water polo goalkeeper, who can float herself real good and thus blocking the goal ?

serious question

So a fat goalie works in water polo?

I'm a manlet.

Works in football as well if the fat goalie is agile enough.

>what is equestrian
enjoy your free golds, we do it for decades now.

she's a pivot, she basically needs to float around in front of the opponents net, shrug off some defenders when the balls comes to her, turn around and score

Im a olympic shitposter

marathon/long distance runners are usually underfed african manlets

Until you get investigated for doping

I'm not that much of a manlet.

I wouldn't have thought putting the fattest cunt in goal would work at a professional level

Can you imagine have sex with one of them?

then your excuse is shit and you can compete in basically any sport beside weightlifting, high jump and basketball

I know, it was just banter bambino.

upper left looks decent enough

I'm already a professional e-sports player

>american banter

The bait has been set, now we wait..

My event isn't in the games.

I'm a gold-medal fapper, I'd say I could put up some strong competition in sarcasm and movie trivia.

Lack of opportunities

>italialards

I don't want to swim in favelamonkey shitwater

shes just a one trick pony, all she does is a 10/10 cannon ball

In other words: It doesn't work in football.

Well I played football when I was young but I started really late and then quit because I didn't want to do cardio and wanted to play video games instead.

I live in a country with good athletes. There is good competition to become an olympic athlete. I could literally compete in the olympics if I ran for a shitty country like italy

So how long are you visiting America for?

I'm not good enough in archery

Men's swimming in the USA is pretty fucking competitive. Two guys on my team hold state records and weren't invited to trials.

Because I was never really into the sport even though I was pretty decent at it.

I trained and competed to spend time with my friends there. We all left for university at different cities and I lost interest.

Seriously though lads...would you?

I don't think I'm man enough for that. Maybe if I was a body builder who was shooting up testosterone every day.

Fat helps your buoyancy.

Oh, so she's Shaq. Gotcha

I'm shit ay everything I try

not as good tho
she's Shortzanitis

Thick! Thick! Thick!

Kiraly is fat

do you play?

Not an Olympic country
Still an international athlete though

>Team Jersey

Why yes it is.

>italiabetics

Dairy farming is not a sport.

marco polo

spoken like a true nigger.

out of shape/no discipline

I was state level swimming but >manlet so couldn't go any further.

what's height got to do with swimming

50 meter freestyle time nigga?

longers limbs=more water moved=faster
not as binding as in other sports tho, but most top swimmers are 190+ cm

Kiraly isn't fat, he's thicc

water polo is the best fap

>you need to be tall to weightlift

???

not tall, but you need a specific body type

makes sense... fuck me

Le Gerard strikes again!

Will we ever see some 8+/10 qts in these olympics?

>that on the left

wow

I'm a 166 cm (5'5) man.

The standard of competition for men is too high and sexism that discriminates men from joining all female leagues.

Water Poo Loo

"man"

quality post

Tried and failed (gave a shot at national judo competition, winner makes it into the national team)