Dat smug smile because you know you didn't fall for the trap of a wife and children

Dat smug smile because you know you didn't fall for the trap of a wife and children.
Nobody to nag you and nobody you're obligated to but your own self.
Don't even have to worry about dinner cuz you ate out like a champ on your way home like always.
Then washed it down with a $5 coffee.
Because you have so much disposable income as a single guy.
Unlike married people who make a big deal out of eating out or getting anything but poverty coffee.
Put dat phone on silent so you're not bothered.
Wanna take a 2 hour nap on the couch followed by 10 hours of sleep in your bed?
Go ahead, nobody's gonna make you feel guilty or lazy for doing so.
Wanna go out at 3 am for some fast food?
No problem, no wife to explain it to.
Welcome to your castle. YOUR castle. Not hers. Not anybody else's.
You're the king here, not a "provider" for her.

Pic related, kicked her out of my condo, which I own, six months ago. Sleeping on the floor like a caveman because I can do whatever I want.

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FUCK YEA!!! same boat motherfucker!!! i'm living in the city listening to a podcast in my underwear while I wait for some home made carnitas to simmer for two hours.

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You can do all this shit while in a relationship you know.

Just dont listen to her. Don't cave in to her shit.

And if she starts giving lip, tell her to get out. Its great. Eventually she will understand that no, you're not her provider or her cash cow. You're not part of her life, she is a part of yours. She is there under your grace. Your self worth is higher than hers, and if she wants to be part of your life, she has to deal with you being comfortable being who you are. And if she doesn't like that, tough titties, find a little bitch man to do all your shit for you.

She looks swedish.

sup forever alones

Nice

yea man. feels weird being ok with it. I have a gf and I screw around here and there but knowing deep down that this is what makes me happy definitely is strange.

Truth.

Joe rogan experience?

Usually but right now I'm listening to Ace on the House (an Adam Carolla show). I binge on Adam's stuff on Sundays since he is off Stitcher App now and that's what I use during the week.

Threads like this make me feel less bad about being a robot.

>implying I'd have kids anywhere before 30yrs old

god you guys in this thread must all smell terrible

Does your gf wash you?

kILL ME

Just make sure the girl is younger than 30 or the chance of having a potato baby goes way up.

Ooor.. If you'd have any brains, you find an intelligent and beautiful woman for yourself that will empower every aspect of your life. One that will give you courage to realize and conquer your fears. To strengthen your self-worth so that in times of doubt, you just stop giving a fuck and do whatever stupid shit you would be doing knowing that she would have done her best to give you her point of view.
And of course.. ultimately fulfilling sex. Also that you do whatever you expect her doing for you, first.. that is if you had any resemblance of any kind of ballsack, there in your general groin area.

Best regards
-Suck a fuck niggercuntwhorebitchtittiessuckinginbredfuckingmiscarriagewhore SHIT! cock.

I dunno man I feel incredibly lonely

>Life is a fairytale

Do you vote hillary?

I'm turning 30 now and have no idea what my purpose is anymore. I feel like sharing my life with someone would bring fulfillment, and just to care for someone else. I feel empty.

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fug

I spent last night chasing srtay kittens and got hammered in the morning in casino 2 min away from my house. I have a wife and a kid on the way. We literally have a system that she has to do something to earn her keep. She brought it up and all. I mean i can do anything i want as long as i pay rent and put food on the table. The reason i can do that because she gets female value. In her country (japan) you can fuck fot 1,000 yen which is literally 2 coins. Shes happy i care enough to take her in.

>10/10 girl
>unrealistic expectations of people
okay dude

wanna beat loneliness and convince yourself your life is just not empty
>create this thread on Sup Forums

23 here been feeling the same way since I knew how to ponder life, which is to say maybe 10 years ago. How many relationships have you been in and how long did they last user? I've ever been in relationships that lasted a really short time. I have a strong desire to connect and just be with someone but every time I'm actually in a relationship and I start to think of the long term I start to freak out as I find out I cannot imagine really committing to anything. Maybe I just haven't found the one for me, but whatever excuses I might make for my being single, I'm perfectly aware that deep down I still just want a place to be and someone I can find peace with. I'm so tired of going through all this alone and I fear getting to the end of the journey never truly knowing what it feels like to be fulfilled.

Fake and gay

To each their own i guess

I don't live in the land of the snakes and the home of the slaves.

I live in a land far, far away where my brain lay in hay and unicorns roam the plane.
Where the slaves have the choice to rejoice their free dream of real hope and good fortune.
Where the men and women of power work for the people with flowers and all is fine so long you stay in line.

Fuck your whore fake ass bullshit kindergarten politics for show bitch that nigga is hoe.

Shhhyeah. im black.

You two should fuck.

It's true. I am dumping my GF soon as I have started a job that'll make me 50-80k this year depending on how it goes. Hell yeah!

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I'm a 30 year old wizard, so, never been in a relationship. I just think one would be really nice, but I know nothing about them.

On Sup Forums all I hear is about the sex and stuff, which, sounds great, but, I never really hear about what it is like to actually live with someone and spend time together. What it's like to sleep in the same bed on a Tuesday night when you both have work tomorrow and you're both tired. What it's like to decorate a house together, or her help you shop or me help her pick a car...

kek

If it feels good, do it.

Pic not related, but I agree with everything else.

Sometimes you love it sometimes you hate it.
But what drives you is the feeling you get meeting a really old person that recently lost someone they have been together with for 60 years.
The real empathetic pain, that you imagine this really old person feeling, is what makes you think of the person you're with and want to spend every fucking second with because when that inevitable day comes, you would only be left with memories for the rest of your days.

Hot but dumb as a brick. NEXT

Well I have a guaranteed job and I'm engaged to a fantastic girl. I get all that pretty much, but also sex and a platoon buddy in world of tanks

Too bad she's a lime shitter though

What other ones you have of this girl? I've only seen a few of that scene.

Think a girl could ever love a guy with no experience with relationships that is my age? Or would they just think I'm broken.

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Having money or wit helps

thats not a wife you fucking moron. thats a hooker.

I have money. But, would they really love me?

He's wearing his gf's perfumed panties while watching The View and doing the dishes while his gf is out riding a BBC.

Married, 33 year old reporting in.

Listen, I'm glad you guys are enjoying the freedom. More power. Please do. I still have buds that didn't go down the wife and kids route, or some that ended up divorced and lost half their shit. They're back out there. Hell, my best bud was out fucking a chick off of Tinder the next day.

That all said, it's not all a trap. I like my life. Some of us enjoy the married life. Many don't, and fuck those guys. It isn't prison. If you don't enjoy your life, change it. Don't drag someone else down to your misery and continue on if you aren't happy.


I fucking love my life. My wife earns only 10k less than I do, and I am in the low six figures. She's an achiever. She pushes me, I push her. We were once called "a power couple" by a friend who asked for help finding some motivation.

I couldn't do this without her - nor would I want to. She's my best friend. Nope, the sex isn't as great as single life is. No woman will ever measure up to new pussy in that way. What she DOES bring to the table is being my other half. My best friend, my confidant, my voice of reason. She centers me, man. She stood by me during the worst years of my life, when I hardly had a pot to piss in. She' earned her place by my side.

Together she and I set out to achieve our goals. I am writing this post from the office of my home, sitting on 1 acre of a highly desirable, private development. 50,000 gallon, heated, concrete in-ground pool, 18 foot Carolina Skiff docked at a marina in a fantastic shore town, two new vehicles parked out front, and our daughters attend private school.

That was her and me, together.

I was homeless in 2008 when I met her.

So, not everything about marriage is about being tied down and losing your freedom. My wife inspired me and pushed me to achieve a better life.

Only one way to find out dude.
Face your fears of being vulnerable in a social context and that will definitely increase your chances compared to asking for advice from Sup Forumstards on the most nefarious place of the internet.

Dude, how deep is your pool though?

Yeah, I know. I've been trying to improve myself each year, and, doing some social stuff is the next step.

10 feet at the deep end. Normal.

That sounds nice, user

>That all said, it's not all a trap.
How often can you up and leave for however long you like whenever you'd like?
It's a trap. Remember some people like prison.

The married life doesn't seem so bad. The fucking parent life seems to just get shittier and shittier every day

I'm 20, a junior officer in the navy and my fiance is an intern at an engineering firm and we could easily raise a family, with the tremendous amount of income we'll end up having in just a few more years, but the kind of shit that's involved with raising kids is just draining.

Great!

Without the panties.

you a G. i'm pretty jelly bro. You have pool parties and stuff? hang out and grill and shit

Fair, I couldn't easily or "whenever I want".

How often do I want to is another question to ask, though. I have nothing to escape from.

Maybe you see me and guys like me as guys who like prison, but I don't see it as prison at all.

More?

I don't like people, but, yea. The wife pushes to have people over.

I'd rather swim with my dogs. They take laps all day and swim right next to you without the usual small talk that people bring.

All that sounds awesome.

Although, living an exciting, empowering and evolving life with someone in unison does not require a pool. Or a house for that matter. or even a fucking car. It's convenient tho'

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go fap into your My Little Pony body pillow

hey op.

your problem is your gf/wife was WHITE

asian women have no trouble with this

and nigger get a better job cause i'm drinking RSW estates blue mountain coffee. I have premium handpour equipment, espresso maker and french press.

now what?

I'm a vet, myself. Former Army. You guys have a plan and will have plenty of money.

The kid thing isn't something I can advise you on, though. You're too young to make the decision, in my opinion. Experience life with her and see how you feel in a few years.

You both have to absolutely be on board for kids. It is the biggest commitment you will ever make, with equal demands as well as rewards.

You're not ready for kids. But when you are you'll know. And you may never be ready and that's ok. But when you are and you know you start planning. Sure it's expensive. But my son will be 2 soon. And this has been the most rewarding thing I've ever invested in. It's new, it's scary, and it's physically and mentally draining. But it's worth every second. He was planned. His next one will be planned. Then it's snip snip for me. I want that. 2 kids and I'm out. But you do you and you'll never be unhappy.

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Been married 10 years. Just got home from a hike with my daughter... perfect day. Never regretted anything. Wife is 100% redpilled. She picked our state because it was "much whiter" for god sake. She earns so much money that I don't have to work. We are seven years away from paying off our house. You can feel sorry for me if you want, but I feel sorry for guys dating nowadays. Trashy bitches addicted to Facebook likes, and you know your cock is only the fourty-fifth one she's had in her snatch. Plus they are proudly stupid and sjw idiots. You can have them.

This

It isn't about the materials, user. It's about she and I setting out for a quality of life for our children.

As I said, I was homeless when I met her, with nothing going for myself. The spark was there, so we realized we wanted to be together, and that evolved in to wanting a family.

We decided we'd give our kids the best life possible.

That's what I think about when I set out for the house, the vehicles, the pool, the boat. Fuck all that stuff on a material level.

My kid laughing and playing with her friends from school in her own pool, or my wife smiling from the bow of the boat at sunset is why I do it.

I do it for the memories and quality of life for them.

I am immensely proud of what we've accomplished, spiritually and financially.

I've got a plant that has had people offer me almost a grand for it

I like to pretend this is my daughter and she's waiting for me to bang her

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How old are you? Women dont force you explicitely to do shit. They just prove themselves as weak and dependent so often that you start taking the stro g role of provider etc.
At the beginning you do it out of common decency and compassion, i the end you unknowingly accepted it as you role.
If there was that hypothetical one moment to draw the line, God knows we all wouldve done it.

did that wall of text help you cope with the loneliness?

Nice! Post more of this chick. I only had the first photo saved. I like her socks

The user knows what's up

Lungs still heaving, heart still beating. Yet you refuse to live. Perhaps you have forgotten who you are?

She still wouldnt want to listen to my podcasts wbenever i feel like it.

>Pros
Every day is easy, i never feel lonely, every problem/little thing doesn't rest on my shoulders alone, i have someone that loves me enough to listen and help me on personal issues also help me find order in my own chaos. I have someone whom i trust with all of my being. I feel empowered by my relationship to such an extend it is promoting productivity and ambitions for myself and my family i feel a purpose to live. Through her and her family i havd acces to even more ressources to help me face all kinds of obsticles like finance, living situstion, stressing matters, wider social network to exploit and so on.

>Cons:
Less freedom, sometimes gotta attend events that i think suck ass and invest time on shit that doesnt interest me just to make her happy. I enjoying gaming and often get disturbed when doing coop shit with both strangers and friends online.
Also want more sexual freedom, be in the game of one night stands.

Pros far outweighs the cons for me.

Good for you Sup Forumsro.

Truly.

Although. That day you realize your consuming lifestyle, your American dream, is actually what fed the deep darkness your grand children will experience in future days.. that day will come my friend.. and i, i will be here, on Sup Forums, waiting for your apology. Apology for having a great life and pooping out niglets.

Apologies for the poor grammer not easy to write shit on my phone

My wife and I are DINK.
So I get to do all that with my best friend instead of being forever alone.

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Thanks m8, interesting.

hahahaha, she fucks homeless guys and rehabiilitates them. get a fucking life crackhead. ajajajjahahah

Sauce