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fuck off leaf

Snowdonia is the only decent part of Wales

Leaf

hey yall
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wow nice flag

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fucking leafs I swear

worst posters behind only aussies

Srs question: How do Welshfags feel about annoying muh heritage Murricans who learn their elf speak?

I drove on a suspended liscense for a year and didnt get caught
>using public transport
Ye naw

Hail to the brits
Knife in the back to anglo-saxon scum!

Would strongly recommend getting yourself a Ford Focus lads.

driving a car you're not insured to is a whole different issue to driving a car with no insurance at all. police rely heavily on ANPR cameras which flag up suspect vehicles. obviously if the car is 100% legal they will never stop you unless they have a good reason or you arouse suspiscion

dude I'm redpilled, I don't swallow the mainstream media narrative like all the bluepilled sheeple lol the establishment will never brainwash me

*eagerly consumes russian propaganda*

might buy this desu
its only 30$

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woah what the fuck

DU MEYNSTREEM MEDIER

LAS WELSH SON ARGENTINAS

i know mate thats why i do it

Hi welcome to Nandos! How can I help?

> t-table for one please

Sure!

Literally me every lunch time at work

having a wank
doing a poo
having a think
about you
poos and wanks and fuck off yanks
having a rest
doing my best

>oh shit, an ms paint comic

yes if you don't believe trump is a piss fetishist who watches hentai and gets prostitutes to wank off horses in front of him you're consuming evil russian propaganda

>People getting mad about drunk driving

fuck off to reddit. I've literally driven 100's of times while I was shitfaced.

Don't even remember driving home some nights lol. Those are the scary ones

Just did a fart that smelled like wotsits even though I didn't eat any wotsits or cheese today

top, top post desu

only reason I don't do it is because I'm worried about cops, not crashing

you could drive fine and still end up with a DUI from a random check

Mums bf just full on caught me wanking, pants round my ankles and everything
Couldn't even close the fucking porn quick enough
He's a sneaky bastard, I didn't even hear him coming

WHO THE FUCK JUST WALKS INTO A 20 YEAR OLD SINGLE MANS BEDROOM AT HALF PAST MIDNIGHT WITHOUT KNOCKING?

might just kill myself desu

you're a fat fucking waste of space you dumb cunt
mobility scooters don't count cos they dont go fast enough to kill someone

Cheese gives me headaches

fair play. you're still a fucking mong though my rents bought me a car when i was 17 before i'd even passed my test. ended up getting done for no license or insurance lmao. but then i passed my test and just lied to get insurance and that was years ago convictions expired and now i have a clean license

what a shit film. supporting character's story was way more interesting than daniel. whoring where does that come from. where does all her child benefit money go?

Bout to watch this lads

operate machines drunk sometimes

wish insurance was optional

why do we need to buy into this racket if we are willing to take the risks of driving as they are without having a safety net

is he bent?

>mum's bf

Do you live on a council estate?

>Mums bf

driving on high speed roads drunk is dangerous. on city streets at 30mph mostly it's literally fine

prepare your pineal gland

What did he do/say

haha girlfriends son

seems like a lie lad. who the fuck faps with his pants down?

Works sever got done by [email protected] ransomware lmao. Left early today and shan't be going in tomorrow

hahahaha

>mums bf

haitiANO

two friends killed due to drink driving, one a sober "victim".

literally kys before you do someone else.

>tfw no cozy rooftop garden sanctuary in the middle of the city

ate too much, stomach hurts
supposed to be on a diet but have 0 motivation

una vela jajajajajaja

doing a wank with my pants down

>North Americans

could you imagine if your mum just decided she didn't like your dad any more and started going out with some guy and you just had to accept it? it's a concept so alien to me so as to seem bizarre. i'd probably beat him senseless just for a laugh

I just wanted to say how proud I am of all of you lads for trying hard every day.

used to hear my mum getting shagged by her boyfriends all the time when I was younger

she was so loud...

5 minutes in and the white people hate has begun

una vela y haitiANO asjk

t. someone who wanks to topless Putin pictures

just shut the fuck up lad

My grandmother has a boyfriend

Seriously

fuck that graffiti scene is some snp level cringe

desire this gf 2bh

poz cuckold owen jones

he asked me if i had any cigs, i do have cigs, but i said no because i was in quite the predicament
he said oh and walked out

Yeah
The worst part is, this is literally her 11th boyfriend she's had during my life.
I've barely spoke to the man because he's probably just going to leave in a few months, so I basically got caught wanking by a stranger, which feels even worse desu

I bet she used to cum so hard

same desu

I hope you feel bad

t. someone who wanks to owen jones thinkpieces

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Nonce

>Appalachian State University
>"Hi I like cats and puppies"
dropped

i slammed my first car into a wall on a country road in thick fog drunk as fuck. broke 2 ribs lmao the car was fucked the front axle was bent but i managed to get it home and sold it for scrap the next day to get rid of the evidence then went to A+E

I have a boyfriend

Seriously

haitiANO

probably. i've looked through her phone and seen pictures of her tits and fanny too.

didn't think pretending to drink and drive would trigger so many people

wish i thought of it

all me

Bender

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Pengest munch

do you really think nobody here has done it? are you underage?

so glad my mum's practically asexual. not sure my feels the same

>iktf
Is your mum absolutely fucking nuts too, by any chance?

the americANUS

i mean it is the current year and americans elected a white male who hates gays

never had this

sort of craving it now 2bh

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pretty much, only realised it in the last couple of years though. she really smothered me growing up too and made me overly-attached to her

guess I should probably go to the gym
feeling a bit shit right now but I know I'll feel better if I go

heh

my best friend smokes weed with his mums bf behind his mums back

NEED to stop wanking

keep giving in and thinking fuck it i'll smash one out then regret it

>all these people with slag mums

My mum's literally super christian and has pictures of Mary and Jesus all over the house and looked after my dad who has dementia for 15 years and never even suggested leaving him

UNA VELA AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ

Imagine actually hearing your mum getting fucked (by someone other than your dad)

No wonder you lot are fucked up

she sounds like a complete cuck lmao

Actual Welsh people don't even learn Welsh. They probably wouldn't even know you're speaking the language, unless you meet some oldfags who might know a few phrases.