Stop wiping towards the balls

Stop wiping towards the balls

who the fuck does that?

Grimes fans

Who does this?

me

why the fuck would I do that? that's fucked up

but i love grimeth

ether self senpai

?????????? that is a very non natural thing to do and by saying ''stop x'' you are implying this is regular enough of a thing to be brought to attention, did you potty train yourself or something?

think about the logistics of that. doing that would actually be quite difficult.

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stop pretending you fucking dumbshit

who the fuck does that? [2]
No.

is there actually another way to do it?

seems like you'd have to contort your wrist in an unnatural manner to wipe toward your back

just get baby wipes and wipe your balls off too

did you seriously just admit to wiping from back to front?

that's like admitting to breathing through your mouth, or pissing at a urinal with your pants and underwear around your ankles

no seriously is everyone just pretending to be retarded or do you actually get shit on your backs

since you're a retard i'll help you out: you pull the toilet paper away when it reaches the top of your crack

i just wonder how you learned how to turn on a computer

>OP creates this thread as a joke
>Someone actually admits to wiping towards his balls

the guy has to be memeing there's no way someone who can type wipes back to front

i have a deviated septum tho ;/

i learned how to use a computer when i was 3

i learned how to wipe my ass when i was 10

don't judge me you fucking autistic cunt with your nasty ass wiping method what happens if the paper breaks huh you can't get that shit off as easily as on your balls

samefag

You let shitpaper rub against the entire span of your asscrack? How do you not smell your disgusting self all day?

I knew u will show up u Grimeth fag

>wiping side to side

This is why you're a virgin and no girl will ever suck your balls

here's the real kicker in all this: the guy who wipes towards his balls does it with his hand because he doesn't know how to use toilet paper

turbo samefag

the world is so fucked up

Those posts were made within 10 seconds of each other

>not standing
sure sign of a cuck

>wiping
>not blasting it off with a hose
You really are a primitive lot, aren't you?

No samefag, people are honestly baffled at how retarded you are

If you were a girl you would have all kinds of urinary tract infections.

Actually the best way is to 'pinch' from above and below the asshole inwards as to not smear excrement away from the source.

>standing up and letting it smear all over your ass

agreed cuckoldry at its finest

You're arguably not a man if you wipe sitting down

i can't believe the doublethink here

how can you lot be so wrong and convinced you're right

but i'm not

are you some kind of genius?

You realize you're the only person in this thread who doesn't think you're absolutely disgusting, right?

Were you in special education classes as a kid? Serious question

>that's right, big manly men stand up and let the shit squish between their asscheeks before cleaning it off
>I'm so masculine right now dude fuck check me out

i was tested in kindergarten and put in advanced placement for having a 130+ IQ and later skipped second grade

you're a tad heavy handed with this shitposting thing. something something brevity.

>not getting a clean break every time
>actually starting to wipe before the shit is in the bowl
spotted the hand between legs sitting faggot

if it's any consolation i do back to front while standing

>Sup Forums
>music

really makes you think

>a clean break
>after taking a shit
>clean

hygiene 101 from a standing wiper

this is serious

>not knowing poo terms
shitting 101 from a cuckboi

So you had an IQ of over 130 and skipped only one grade?

You literally have poop on your balls. Stop talking to me.

i wipe it off too ya daft cunt
ya after primary i done did homeschool

>there's a term for it so it's not idiotic

thinking 101 from a standing wiper

who seriously has balls that hang that low

Low hanging balls are the best to play with when jacking off, no homo.

>not standing
>not looking in the mirror with arsecheeks spread to make sure you've got it all

Up your iron intake pham, enjoy the clean break life.

This
>just wiping with some tissue
>not using soap and water

>wiping

Does anyone here stand up to wipe towards the balls?

Just out of curiosity.

Damn this is actually a good point
I usually don't pay attention but thinking about it...

yes but I've accepted my idiocy

>wiping at all

t. scat fetish

This

>taking shits
hey you can live your own life

YES, you get it

I stand up and spread my ass by ending over a bit and then wipe upwards.
I sometimes wet the toilet paper and then wipe if I feel it needs a good cleaning

opinions?

Need pics