Stop wiping towards the balls
Stop wiping towards the balls
who the fuck does that?
Grimes fans
Who does this?
me
why the fuck would I do that? that's fucked up
but i love grimeth
ether self senpai
?????????? that is a very non natural thing to do and by saying ''stop x'' you are implying this is regular enough of a thing to be brought to attention, did you potty train yourself or something?
think about the logistics of that. doing that would actually be quite difficult.
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stop pretending you fucking dumbshit
who the fuck does that? [2]
No.
is there actually another way to do it?
seems like you'd have to contort your wrist in an unnatural manner to wipe toward your back
just get baby wipes and wipe your balls off too
did you seriously just admit to wiping from back to front?
that's like admitting to breathing through your mouth, or pissing at a urinal with your pants and underwear around your ankles
no seriously is everyone just pretending to be retarded or do you actually get shit on your backs
since you're a retard i'll help you out: you pull the toilet paper away when it reaches the top of your crack
i just wonder how you learned how to turn on a computer
>OP creates this thread as a joke
>Someone actually admits to wiping towards his balls
the guy has to be memeing there's no way someone who can type wipes back to front
i have a deviated septum tho ;/
i learned how to use a computer when i was 3
i learned how to wipe my ass when i was 10
don't judge me you fucking autistic cunt with your nasty ass wiping method what happens if the paper breaks huh you can't get that shit off as easily as on your balls
samefag
You let shitpaper rub against the entire span of your asscrack? How do you not smell your disgusting self all day?
I knew u will show up u Grimeth fag
>wiping side to side
This is why you're a virgin and no girl will ever suck your balls
here's the real kicker in all this: the guy who wipes towards his balls does it with his hand because he doesn't know how to use toilet paper
turbo samefag
the world is so fucked up
Those posts were made within 10 seconds of each other
>not standing
sure sign of a cuck
>wiping
>not blasting it off with a hose
You really are a primitive lot, aren't you?
No samefag, people are honestly baffled at how retarded you are
If you were a girl you would have all kinds of urinary tract infections.
Actually the best way is to 'pinch' from above and below the asshole inwards as to not smear excrement away from the source.
>standing up and letting it smear all over your ass
agreed cuckoldry at its finest
You're arguably not a man if you wipe sitting down
i can't believe the doublethink here
how can you lot be so wrong and convinced you're right
but i'm not
are you some kind of genius?
You realize you're the only person in this thread who doesn't think you're absolutely disgusting, right?
Were you in special education classes as a kid? Serious question
>that's right, big manly men stand up and let the shit squish between their asscheeks before cleaning it off
>I'm so masculine right now dude fuck check me out
i was tested in kindergarten and put in advanced placement for having a 130+ IQ and later skipped second grade
you're a tad heavy handed with this shitposting thing. something something brevity.
>not getting a clean break every time
>actually starting to wipe before the shit is in the bowl
spotted the hand between legs sitting faggot
if it's any consolation i do back to front while standing
>Sup Forums
>music
really makes you think
>a clean break
>after taking a shit
>clean
hygiene 101 from a standing wiper
this is serious
>not knowing poo terms
shitting 101 from a cuckboi
So you had an IQ of over 130 and skipped only one grade?
You literally have poop on your balls. Stop talking to me.
i wipe it off too ya daft cunt
ya after primary i done did homeschool
>there's a term for it so it's not idiotic
thinking 101 from a standing wiper
who seriously has balls that hang that low
Low hanging balls are the best to play with when jacking off, no homo.
>not standing
>not looking in the mirror with arsecheeks spread to make sure you've got it all
Up your iron intake pham, enjoy the clean break life.
This
>just wiping with some tissue
>not using soap and water
>wiping
Does anyone here stand up to wipe towards the balls?
Just out of curiosity.
Damn this is actually a good point
I usually don't pay attention but thinking about it...
yes but I've accepted my idiocy
>wiping at all
t. scat fetish
This
>taking shits
hey you can live your own life
YES, you get it
I stand up and spread my ass by ending over a bit and then wipe upwards.
I sometimes wet the toilet paper and then wipe if I feel it needs a good cleaning
opinions?
Need pics