ITT We all work in the 80th floor of the World Trade Center. IF somebody gets trips 9/11 happens but we work until then

ITT We all work in the 80th floor of the World Trade Center. IF somebody gets trips 9/11 happens but we work until then

BEEP BEEP Mother fuckers, photocopier is coming through

Everyone is late, gonna shit in the coffee maker before anyone gets here

JUST SHIT IN MY MOUTH. I HATE MY LIFE. AND DONT CALL ME THE COFFEE MAKER.

FUCKING COCAINE!

Gonna jump out the window now. this day is just too uneventful

Let's order a pizza, everyone

Has anyone saw my grapple?

Yo Henri how you doin ?

I forgot about those reports I was supposed to give to the boss. How could today get any worse?!

WHAT AN IDIOT THE BOSS IS. WHY WOULDNT HE JUST SAY 'IF SOMEONE GETS '911' 9/11 HAPPENS. WHAT A FAGGOT.

Fuck pizza lets get Chinese food

If you don't respond to this post the World Trade Center will be destroyed.

Everyday is just so fucking boring, I wish something crazy would happen.

HOW LONG TILL THE STRIPPER ARRIVES DAVE???

Hey joe my wife caught me cheating and I need a good reason to not go home tonight. What do you think I should tell her

i really like airplanes, don't you Jim?

allahu akbar

No it wont you faggot now go make me some coffee

I'm wondering how strong the steel beams in this building are

I love our president George w bush! I'm so glad he keeps our nation safe from terrorists!

Fucking tourists on the train this morning.

I think all of us do

Hey look a plane

Ha ha bill, everyone knows this building won't collapse

Hey guys.....I gotta confess.... My life has been hard these past few days, as all of you might know. My mistress left me for another man, younger and stronger. A "Trues Stud" as she told me. She gained custody over my kids. They don't even call me. In fact, they don't even ANSWER my calls. On top of that, I can't afford to pay the rent for my apartment on this low income. The boss won't give me a raise no matter how hard I bust my ass. These past few weeks have been shitting on me constantly. I wish a plane just went down and killed me right now.

Test it out if you wanna know, because I wanna know that too

THAT WAS FUCKING CLOSE GUYS

wzup

I want to die

Joe you fuccnugget sleep in the street

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

So guys whats the plan for this evening ?

damn.

Oh shit nigga

Suck a dick

Super close

Alahu Akbar

Fuck u china

i love hitler

I support the KKK. Wanna go to a rally Joe?

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allahu ahkbar

I don`t think President Bush can do any wrong !

I like working here, the coffee is nice.

Jump out the window faggot, do flips on the way down

Umm guys, is that a plane I see? or is it just a bird?

Did you guys see the new simpson's?

reroll

duh

just passin through

I'm glad we have such a smart and loyal president.

I'll get the TPS reports

Hey guys, just got back from that month long vacation. Feels good to be back at work. Can't wait to get started on those new projects

Hey guys, I thought today would be a good day to give my 12 year old son a tour of the ol' trenches!

Hey hey guys its your main man Shaamikh Abdallah clocking in for another day at work

I really like life

OH SHIT what happens

moving at 600mph? no, you wouldnt see it

oh

oh shit guys there's a plane what the fuck

*moistens turban*

.....A FUCKING CRUISE SHIP JUST ACKBARED THE USA OMG

First who dies wins !

Have you ever wondered why we're here?

Oh shit look a plane

SHIT! GUYS I SEE A FUCKING PLANE! RUN MY NIGGAS!

Quads stop 9/11 from ever happening. HAHA I AM GOD

Just a bird man,

OH MY FUCKING GOD EVERYONE JUMP

Did you guys hear that??

Hey look another plane

OH SHIT

If America ever gets a black president, kill me now

I got a meeting

Did else see those construction workers carrying plastic bricks into the basement? I didn't even know there was construction going on. Huh. Must be maintenance workers.

holy shit

Is that a fucking plane?

OH SHIT YOU CONFIRMED 2ND PLANE HITTING THE TOWER user

I've never seen a plane fly so close

They're giving me a promotion! Corporate said they wanted me in Arizona, I'll be flying out on the 12th. Just need to get through a couple more days here.

Ay marcus, what the fuck it do my nigga?
Hows dat muthafuckin septemba report goin dawg? HAaha, nigga I know you boutta get fired upin dis bitch nigga u trippin hard cuh. Deadline tommorow and u aint DONE shit but smoke dat bomb ass maui nigga, ay fr tho. Imma holla at u after work dawg imma need me a bag or two homie, dis new bitch a freak dawg she comin ovah 2nite, and she smoke too dawg. LMOAAAAA, yeah dawg get TF back 2 work lil nigga, boss gon whoop yo ass if you aint get that report done fam. Aight, bless.

jenny in accounting was rough in the sack last night

Oh FUCK
IT'S COMING RIGHT AT US EVERYONE GET OU-

Double 9/11

and i caused it too

Glad I quit smoking this we.....what the fuck?

OH shit a plane just flew right between the towers!

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Thanks Allah, you faggot.

OH HUMANITY

Tap tap tapping on the keyboard

If I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die fapping!

Niggers amirite

Trips for building 7

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THERES ONE GOING FOR THE PENTAGON

Michelle.... Can I get those reports by 2? kayyyy, thanks.

The new season doesn't start until November. I think it's season 13...I dunno if I'm gonna watch...Simpsons hasn't been great since season 9.

FUCKING MADNESS. SCRAMBLE THE JETS