ITT We all work in the 80th floor of the World Trade Center. IF somebody gets trips 9/11 happens but we work until then
ITT We all work in the 80th floor of the World Trade Center. IF somebody gets trips 9/11 happens but we work until then
BEEP BEEP Mother fuckers, photocopier is coming through
Everyone is late, gonna shit in the coffee maker before anyone gets here
JUST SHIT IN MY MOUTH. I HATE MY LIFE. AND DONT CALL ME THE COFFEE MAKER.
FUCKING COCAINE!
Gonna jump out the window now. this day is just too uneventful
Let's order a pizza, everyone
Has anyone saw my grapple?
Yo Henri how you doin ?
I forgot about those reports I was supposed to give to the boss. How could today get any worse?!
WHAT AN IDIOT THE BOSS IS. WHY WOULDNT HE JUST SAY 'IF SOMEONE GETS '911' 9/11 HAPPENS. WHAT A FAGGOT.
Fuck pizza lets get Chinese food
If you don't respond to this post the World Trade Center will be destroyed.
Everyday is just so fucking boring, I wish something crazy would happen.
HOW LONG TILL THE STRIPPER ARRIVES DAVE???
Hey joe my wife caught me cheating and I need a good reason to not go home tonight. What do you think I should tell her
i really like airplanes, don't you Jim?
allahu akbar
No it wont you faggot now go make me some coffee
I'm wondering how strong the steel beams in this building are
I love our president George w bush! I'm so glad he keeps our nation safe from terrorists!
Fucking tourists on the train this morning.
I think all of us do
Hey look a plane
Ha ha bill, everyone knows this building won't collapse
Hey guys.....I gotta confess.... My life has been hard these past few days, as all of you might know. My mistress left me for another man, younger and stronger. A "Trues Stud" as she told me. She gained custody over my kids. They don't even call me. In fact, they don't even ANSWER my calls. On top of that, I can't afford to pay the rent for my apartment on this low income. The boss won't give me a raise no matter how hard I bust my ass. These past few weeks have been shitting on me constantly. I wish a plane just went down and killed me right now.
Test it out if you wanna know, because I wanna know that too
THAT WAS FUCKING CLOSE GUYS
wzup
I want to die
Joe you fuccnugget sleep in the street
Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
So guys whats the plan for this evening ?
damn.
Oh shit nigga
Suck a dick
Super close
Alahu Akbar
Fuck u china
i love hitler
I support the KKK. Wanna go to a rally Joe?
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allahu ahkbar
I don`t think President Bush can do any wrong !
I like working here, the coffee is nice.
Jump out the window faggot, do flips on the way down
Umm guys, is that a plane I see? or is it just a bird?
Did you guys see the new simpson's?
reroll
duh
just passin through
I'm glad we have such a smart and loyal president.
I'll get the TPS reports
Hey guys, just got back from that month long vacation. Feels good to be back at work. Can't wait to get started on those new projects
Hey guys, I thought today would be a good day to give my 12 year old son a tour of the ol' trenches!
Hey hey guys its your main man Shaamikh Abdallah clocking in for another day at work
I really like life
OH SHIT what happens
moving at 600mph? no, you wouldnt see it
oh
oh shit guys there's a plane what the fuck
*moistens turban*
.....A FUCKING CRUISE SHIP JUST ACKBARED THE USA OMG
First who dies wins !
Have you ever wondered why we're here?
Oh shit look a plane
SHIT! GUYS I SEE A FUCKING PLANE! RUN MY NIGGAS!
Quads stop 9/11 from ever happening. HAHA I AM GOD
Just a bird man,
OH MY FUCKING GOD EVERYONE JUMP
Did you guys hear that??
Hey look another plane
OH SHIT
If America ever gets a black president, kill me now
I got a meeting
Did else see those construction workers carrying plastic bricks into the basement? I didn't even know there was construction going on. Huh. Must be maintenance workers.
holy shit
Is that a fucking plane?
OH SHIT YOU CONFIRMED 2ND PLANE HITTING THE TOWER user
I've never seen a plane fly so close
They're giving me a promotion! Corporate said they wanted me in Arizona, I'll be flying out on the 12th. Just need to get through a couple more days here.
Ay marcus, what the fuck it do my nigga?
Hows dat muthafuckin septemba report goin dawg? HAaha, nigga I know you boutta get fired upin dis bitch nigga u trippin hard cuh. Deadline tommorow and u aint DONE shit but smoke dat bomb ass maui nigga, ay fr tho. Imma holla at u after work dawg imma need me a bag or two homie, dis new bitch a freak dawg she comin ovah 2nite, and she smoke too dawg. LMOAAAAA, yeah dawg get TF back 2 work lil nigga, boss gon whoop yo ass if you aint get that report done fam. Aight, bless.
jenny in accounting was rough in the sack last night
Oh FUCK
IT'S COMING RIGHT AT US EVERYONE GET OU-
Double 9/11
and i caused it too
Glad I quit smoking this we.....what the fuck?
OH shit a plane just flew right between the towers!
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Thanks Allah, you faggot.
OH HUMANITY
Tap tap tapping on the keyboard
If I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die fapping!
Niggers amirite
Trips for building 7
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THERES ONE GOING FOR THE PENTAGON
Michelle.... Can I get those reports by 2? kayyyy, thanks.
The new season doesn't start until November. I think it's season 13...I dunno if I'm gonna watch...Simpsons hasn't been great since season 9.
FUCKING MADNESS. SCRAMBLE THE JETS