Parents are out of the house for the weekend, so i've finally got a chance to watch this for the first time ever...

Parents are out of the house for the weekend, so i've finally got a chance to watch this for the first time ever. What am I in for?

an overrated movie

The 1980s distilled

a lifetime of virginity

Looking good guys

>Parents are out for the weekend so I gotta watch American psycho

Are you 13?

Was getting dubs part of your plan?

i'm 19 and my parents are super religious. thankfully they don't know how computers work
of course

check

This is one of the funniest movies ever made. It's so wrong, but you can't help but laugh anyway.

Dude... what the fuck. You're an adult. Grow some balls you faggot.

Kill them. Their God will forgive you.

>Parents are out of the house for the weekend, so i've finally got a chance to watch this for the first time ever.
>i'm 19

This is just sad

Christian Bale and Tom Cruise both only have one good role respectively, that is Christian Bale in this and Cruise in Interview with a Vampire, in all other movies their acting is as stale as mummy shit.

This has to be bait, if not, I'm so sorry OP

Repeating digits and information about Huey Lewis

it's not. life fucking sucks. i go away to college in the Fall thankfully.

i grew up in the same lifestyle. it sucks, but you'll feel better soon. or maybe you wont. enjoy the movie

how is it sad? he lives with his parents and he has to follow their rules. just because your parents spoiled you and had you sucking their teets till tenth grade doesnt mean you can rip on him

Triggered

im not triggered you fuckin faggot im just mad. there's a difference you fuckin dumbass maybe you know that if your parents actually gave you an education

Some deep seeded issues there pal

what ever dude youre seriously dumb.

Triggered as fuck

Why don't you two just fuck already?
Damn..

these fucking trips

Checkout insomnia

dude seriously fuck off youre making me mad.you wont like me when im mad

...

Why are you so mad user? Did I trigger you?

Yeah I hate bullying and I'm on your side, but this kid triggered the shit out of you. You just got to admit it and stop commenting lol. It'll only get worse.

youre messing with forces you dont understand dude. i could easily just report you. this isnt Sup Forums

Chill. You're overreacting. The guys a dick but don't get him banned (assuming thats what would happen. I don't know the rules here but I just figure don't be a douchebag and I'll be fine)

Look Ex Machina after American Psycho

it's to late ive already sent Hiroyuki an email.

Same here. 19 rn and my parents wont even let me go out at night to hang with my friends, let alone watch movies that they dont agree with. And they wonder why social skill are fucking autistic. If i try to go against them, they always use the "if u don't like then leave" card, which i cant do cause i obviously cant afford my own independence.