Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
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Yo legless
Sometimes I like making puns, but I need something that doesn't sound like Carlos level garbage
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Im hungry.
That was fast.
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But it was all just a clever ruse.
Hey! how are you?
shhhh yell summon him
forgot my fucking pic
Oh. Well you probably shouldn't stare so hard you start hallucinating then.
>Rattles
wow you fooled me
full priced forever claim ;)
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Fine, you?
Yell? My brain is confuse.
He's leaving the name out on purpose.
Mods=Gods
Yo, Emi!
Drink, Rory. Drink till you're full.
I don't mind, I really want this car! It's a 1987 Supra!
>I love bikes, but I also love cars too! Older cars, anyways...
Yep. As soon as parts are made to replace it, they'll fix it for free since it was a recalled part that gave out!
Precisely. My dad said blow up his phone, but that seems like a good way to piss the dude off.
MANDATORY claim
-mavis
Nah I'm not, that would be too much of a hassle honestly.
Too many rules kill yourself Faggot
I think you are the one who has been staring for too long.
(Rory)
No, your gets attempt didn't work.
(Sachii)
I didn't say I was switching, the only reason I would ever switch is due to a lack of pictures and not being honest about which character is better suited to be a waifu.
(Shizuru)
It's pretty cheap here, but the soda is still good.
(Doll)
Agreed.
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Cant tell if the people here hate me.
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Miho claimed
QOTT:What are you eating for dinner?
I'm eating some spaghetti because its cheap, tasty and loaded with carbs.
Mostly because its cheap.
Alright only because its cheap.
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Nothing i had taco bell a few hours ago.
Grebanyy pedik ostavit' nit'
Hello again.
Doll claimed.
Oh yeah you're going into hospital aren't you?
Got em.
Good thanks, lying in bed and not sleeping. Yourself?
It's real hard not to.
^ Only swimsuit pic I have.
Exactly, wanna keep on his good side. Don't want him to hike the price, or worse, flat out tell you to fuck off.
10/10 would watch sunrise with and smoke joint again.
I had a chicken omelette and chips earlier.
QOTT: Why don't you find a job? Why don't you move out? Find yourself a nice girlfriend! Get a nice job and an apartment. I know it's hard ever since your father died, but he wouldn't like seeing you like this. You're my baby boy and never forget that. Your father loved you very much.
Ice claim.
Hello friends!
Clear liquids only. Thats it and I can only have certain soups as well.
No, it was me checking my appeal for a ban.
Chicken noodle soup without the noodles. Because its all Im allowed.
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Have you been lurking recently or just busy?
Haven't seen you posting much, unless different timezones.
Oh her emi. You make any progress on Shizune's route?
Hello!
Why?
summon carlos an his puns
I have been busy
AYAYAYYAYAYYAYAYYAYAYYAYAYYyAYYYAYAYAYYAYAYYAYAYAYYAYAYAYYAYAYYAYAA
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>Tell me to fuck off
I'd cry. Okay, not really, but I sure as hell wouldn't feel good about it.
I have a job. Can't move out cause California living price is insane. Don't want a girlfriend. Apartments are expensive. Dads alive and he's fine with me.
Vodka is clear. :^)
That isn't me you're responding to.
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Mhmh I see, makes sense.
Hello!
Anyone remember how yesterday Carlos got quints. What a legend.
This is confusing.
Lies and slander.
>White hair ophile
>Rattles more
It's not that bad, is it?
Claimed!
AYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAY
YOKO SHINOBUNNY AYAYAYYAAY
you have to stop
I'm alright, tired. what's up?
Hey, what's up!
Playing wow, going to go to bed soon. really tired today for some reason
a very very little bit.I plan on hitting it hard later this week. I've also been neglecting my Mass Effect book...
>i guess i just dont want to read apparently
claim
Gardey claimed.
What's the craic?
I just realized i haven't eaten in past 12 hours.
Closest thing is breakfast, which will probuably be eggs or something like that.
Whatever you say, closet heretic lolicon.
No need to be confused young kyouko
>Rattle rattle
Yep and yes it was. Setup wasn't as bad as I thought, laid tables and put up stands all around the park. After that it was kinda just stand around really, you could go off and have some fun but if you were needed you were called back. Never eaten so much fried food in one day.
True. If it weren't for the filenames you wouldn't be able to tell.
>strong weightlifter woman to strong independent woman.
Topkek. That's how she's been received as well. Black or brown as you suggested would of been fine. If I played him more I'd be more inclined for that, want that sweet Genji skin, or a Zenyatta skin since he's been a go to lately.
i saved the thumbnail
might as well kms now
Oh you gave it away.
5 days of chasing that damn squirrel
Forgot to mention who she is, fiora from xenoblade chronicles
I feel it. I've been putting off everything including eating today really. I only woke up a couple hours ago
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Yes
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i'm sorry mai
Not much. Bout to head back home!
Fried food? Did you have deep fried butter stick?
that thread was not mine you have no proof
Nah m8 thanks for the laugh.
I haven't eaten yet, but I will within the hour.
>People not acknowledging your existence.
Maybe pic related will do something for ya.
I have never gotten high before, but a friend once told me a year ago during a phone call that he was high, and we talked for about 2 or more hours about how we could have possibly been siblings in a past life.
Oh. Good luck with that.
I'm going to back away slowly...
>Swimsuit rattles.
Saber claim
Hey cute tsun doing well?
Oh cool, what race/class do you play as?
Hate those days where you feel knackered from the get go for some reason.
In the braic
To be honest it can stare back all it likes at this point.
She looks alright. Never played it though.
Yeah, hidden benefit of numbering pics.
It's true though! It's stupid cuz her story is kinda the opposite of that.
Same, not too big on Macree. Loving the nice white Genji though.
Why's that? Has the buff made him a lit better?
no yoko
you are part of the ritual for summoning ayaya
archived.moe
First reply.
I'm doing alright
CARLOOOOOOS
You aren't him aren't you?
Kill is squirrel
Bikinis?
Im use to it....
Y'all niggas gotta break the tie.
How are you doing Doll?
Err, second reply.
If that was Melia i would have said a Metal Face quote.
oh well.
well yeah but the thread from to day with this you have no proof THAT was me
that sound healthy. Now that I think about it I also stopped reading the Hellboy comics like a quarter of the way through.Reading is hard. I started my new work schedule and I work Sundays now, went in at 8 and I couldn't even get into the building until an hour later when my coworker showed up for his shift. I could have slept in dammit
ahh you at work right now?
my main is a Tauren hunter and then a Troll shaman. and come this teusday a demon hunter.
>Tuesdays are my day off fuck yeah
Doing anything fun right now?
Yep. Got another full 24 hours if no food ahead of me.
Going into hospital for a day procedure. Colonoscopy.
So is whiskey. So is tequila. All are allowed.
Are we supposed to believe that someone went out and killed a squirrel just to frame you for no reason?
Just in stream, nothing much. Trying to see who kill squirrel?
I'm calling the police and reporting a potential crime. They will be informed of your intentions.
You can't hide from the law.
You can't fight the law.
I AM THE LAW!
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strawpoll.me
Since you goys are too dumb to break a tie.
Your doing it wrong.
>Miho
Totes healthy. The only problem I have with reading is I always prefer to read something I know is good rather than take a chance
>That pic
Dios mio. Have this in return
I've never gotten high either, but I would with sexts guy.
Kek, your mate sounds like a cool guy. I don't know how that conversation lasts longer than 2 sentences, let alone 2 hours.
That's a cute gif.
Pretty good. Yourself?
Ah fair enough. Never played wow on but know enough about it from my mates. Nice little break from the working week then.
Colonoscopy then. Ouch. If I'm remembering right, don't you have Crohn's? Runs in my family.
I am not cute or tsun!
And ya, doing well enough I suppose. You?
Nah, just got home from dinner. About to go to the store.
GG, perms drunk Rory for 2 days.
>Mfw there's an MR2 right down the hill from where I live now
Have fun getting fingered I guess