You run a cannibal restaurant and she volunteers to become food. How do you cook her?

You run a cannibal restaurant and she volunteers to become food. How do you cook her?

put her in the oven then eat her pussy

or put her in bed then eat her pussy

How do you even get a license for that?

I would marinate her with my semen.

Deep fat fry

in the ass

Bikini

you know, i was gonna go full retard for this, but once you get into the logistics, slaughtering a human for food becomes exceedingly tedious. you have to use every part, and at some point it becomes grotesque. "tenderloin here, ribs here, titty shishkabobs there..." the list goes on and on and on and on...

stop asking autistic questions on a message board.

Spit roast her on this dick

I would poach her on a cedar plank with ginger and lemongrass and call it Ginger Ginger.

Since she all white meat I'd baste her like a turkey

Slowly

Do I have to butcher her myself or am I getting the cuts all ready done for me? Either way I'm thinking flank steak on the grill maybe some chuck. Most of it will end up ground as sausage though since the fat content is going to be fucked up.

I'd cook her with my dick and eat her with my cock.

deep fry

Poach on a cedar plank?
Wtf?

You don't grill a chuck. And too much fat will fuck up your ground meat process.

With a nice Chianti sauce and some fava beans.

throw her over the balcony and exclaim, "I leave tatted chicks for the peasants!"

Turkey from the wild is mostly dark meat, including the breast.