What, or who does Sup Forums keep in the basement?

What, or who does Sup Forums keep in the basement?

um... old junk, furniture

a shovel, old patio table I really should just throw out, a slip n slide I havent used in years

I don't have a basement in my house.

I don't have a basement

water, lots of water.. and mold, possibly swamp thing.

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We all know you're hiding something OP
Show us the body...

rats

Dont have a basement,but i can see this getting wierd.I'll lurk about

my life

Top kek
Shame on greentext threads for never having this one posted

General bullshit mostly. Old furniture, stuff from mine and my siblings' childhoods. But also my motorcycles, some guns, five or six workbenches. It's nice having an unfinished, 1700sqft basement.

>My virginity
>Saving it for somebody special
>Until then, it collects dust

Feels bad

i keep the original movie The Ring was based on down there. Whenever chads pick on me i invite them over to watch a movie and drink some booze
>mfw they dont realise i havent opened my eyes the entire movie
>mfw i still hear all their fucking screams to this day

Saved

the laundry/ utility room, complete with washer and dryer, water softener and furnace.

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also my husband did infact cuck me

>Saving it for someone special

There's your mistake. Go fuck a prosti and get over that barrier

A dead corpse of a raped baby

Mother fucker, I LIVE in the basement

I don't live in a shitty place where I would need a basement.

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Multiple fully auto Ar's
boxes and boxes of ammo
thousands of jars of pickles
countless packs of beef jerky
a truck load of other freeze dried shit
3 gas masks
a crate of grenades
(nothing fancy, just bottles filled with nails rigged to explode)
a baseball bat
a double-sided dildo
a vast amount of pepes
a computer which i keep my pepes
a nigger who i shoved into the basement crawl space
he eats all the mice and keeps the basement clean

Spiders. Like a million of them. They're weird white-translucent albino things. I guess cause they live in the dark 24-7

Basements are objectively the best place to hang out. My best times were in basements.
I'm so sorry you were raised without one. They are the ultimate den.
The know windows makes it feel like a club house, senpai.

Okay, I'm gonna be honest
Christian user here
Premarital sex is a big no-no, so I don't have much of a choice
I'm not sure if I'll ever find somebody who won't cuck me and dump me, since divorce is also marked off
Not to mention that I've jerked exclusively to furry porn for so many years that I've pretty much lost interest in anything possible
What has this place done to me...

Dont dead open inside

This place? If it weren't for the Church, you would've just been out chasing normal girls, not at home masturbating to increasingly silly shit that God himself certainly laughs at.

A ogre

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Not true. He made us and stuck with us for all that time; why would he just leave now?